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Blackrain39
The next panels:
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Other guy is horrified, but the woman is like "OMG that was so worth it"
noimthebatman
“””B!”””
forestfinagle
otakudude909
TSAilor Moon
Throawaybras
https://youtu.be/MQ5ziNOtoMU always feel the need to share this vid in return
SugarSmack
DiscoPhysicist
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DiscoPhysicist
In case you're wondering, that's a giant armadillo he just pulled out of his trousers.
KingKitano
https://imgur.com/68lKw9n
bcam23
This is why I come to Imgur
thepenismightierthanyours
I also come to imgur
ARudeComment
Officer?
SergFlo
Love that Taco purse, I need to get my wife one.
Cr0ssley
Hijacking a plane with a dildo
Rutgers102WoDao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU
SomeCrazyNerd
Their legs are too fucking long it's making me uncomfortable.
DeadTuesday
Swear to god my ex packed a cucumber for sexual purposes one holiday. She told me as we arrived at security and thrust the hand luggage
DeadTuesday
In my hand. Thanks babe!! Yeah she got it good with the cucumber that night, but man was I embarrassed. I actually said "my gf packed that"
DeadTuesday
When the two female attendants pulled it out and started laughing. I could tell they'd seen it all before. Thanks babe. Ha
DoYouKnowTheMoreoMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbtIN7nqHyY
AmbersLucky11
thepenismightierthanyours
Ahhhhndre!
wormsdie
It's his muscle memory kicking in.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
B!
TheOnlySedail
Where is that WTF button
Impossibrew
on buzzfeed where it belongs
ActionJohnnie
astroidclementine27
No button. But for just FREE-NINETY-FREE you can use this gif for all your ‘WTF’ needs!!
astroidclementine27
BUT WAIT!! There’s more:
astroidclementine27
pricesandparticipationmayvary
GuyleDoucheFieldReporter
veganfarts
keyserv
Happens every time.
Motheryes
That is wonderful.
OiGuvna
Super powers and I get a cute outfit? Sign me the fuck up. As long as I don't have to say some stupid catch phrase before I ice a fool
GrandGamma
Ha! Yes, it’s for “women”. I wouldn’t be caught dead in such a ridiculous outfit. ...”B!”
yakiudon
月に代わっておしおきよ
YenniedePennie
RobJenkins
We have to use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo"
preaction
... But I don't own a...
Cyclicus
Modern bombs don’t tick
threelitreassengine
your a dildo
kevbot1837
I believe it's yo'ur
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
*twitches grammatically*
kevbot1837
I'm going to be using that from now on. Thank you.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I'd say you're welcome, only you provoked that reaction in the first place. Bugger off.
lloyd2287
All I need is to pack some dildos to get past the TSA screen
NurseMary
Ineffective. They’re not scared of some faux dongs. They will touch all of them.
mooglerae
They went through my bag that was full of nothing but dirty clothing on my return flight. I felt bad for them.
forte10
It doesn't work. Source: I do it all the time. Half of them get all curious as who they've been inside that are famous.
raae1004
As long as it’s not an exploding dildo, why would they care?
raaadshark
After a soak in isopropyl and rinsed with soap and warm water, a lucky TSA agent ends up with a new toy
jixathejinx
When referring to contents in bags, agents are encouraged to say "the" dildo, not "your" dildo.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Yes, but you're not supposed to carry things for other people when flying.
Telkesh
Why do you think that would work?
BlacklegSanji654
He's probably not wrong....
Mistruths
When they reach into your rectum and pull out the first three dildos, they'll probably give up.
oldarchive
MasterGed
valkyrie117
Sometimes gold is a few comments deep
lilcompensate
Sometimes it even deeper up his butthole
RedClaws23
I have nothing to contribute but I wish your comment could be a meme in its own right. Well fucking done
Mistruths
tbh my favorite comments are the ones a few layers down.
CopperWench
I have friends in the fetish industry that have them go missing from their checked bags. Not confiscated. Just gone. It’s become normal
Arthurtwoshedsjackson
Mostly things that go missing from bags were items that fell out during a search. Most screening areas have security cameras everywhere.
crunchb3rry
Because that's one type of theft not likely to be reported.
forte10
I just bring them as carryons. Once I check em with security, they never care.
Belckan
Add gps tracking lol
kasherrroth
Seriously? :( I’ve an Njoy I was thinking of taking on a trip with me, but I’d be hesitant for this reason, among others.
CopperWench
Several of my friends have had it happen while flying to conventions, cruises, etc. They usually laugh over the small stuff
raaadshark
Carry on!
Mistruths
*in
raaadshark
Carry in carry on