EvelynNyte
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Also, get your girl a fancy hat; bitches love fancy hats.
Feb 14, 2026 6:55 PM
EvelynNyte
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Also, get your girl a fancy hat; bitches love fancy hats.
shameofslate
You’re wearing a hat? I didn’t even notice.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I did! But she's a field scientist so her hat is a drab color that keeps off the sun and rain, but is also lightweight and cooling.
rlrobles52
Be my Valentine
shadow351
I'd get my girl soooooo many fancy hats.....IF I HAD ONE!
GaiusWydra
Fancy hats are… fascinating!
SuperfluousMeh
Is that your stabbing nail, @Op? 😂
EvelynNyte
It's to distract you while I stab you with the other set
SirYumYum
kInADress
We could even call them fascinators :3
THECosmosTerror
Fascinating
Thangmorian
Did anyone get It?
THECosmosTerror
Not yet.
EvelynNyte
I usually try to keep these to Fridays, but figured I'd make an exception for the occasion
user2000
Are u AI
EvelynNyte
No u
user2000
You look so pretty perfect to be real..
EvelynNyte
I don't look like AI though
OhIfIMust
Are they trying to compliment you?
user2000
No you dont.. You look perfect.
Idontspellcheck
First I gotra get a girl.
vericon151
Nah, just get a fancy hat. That will get the girls.
shameofslate
“In America, first you get the money. Then you get the fancy hat. Then you get the women“
firlefranz
...the fancy hat:
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
In the world, you're born with the money. You get some other to present the fancy hat. Then you get the women on an island.
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Idontspellcheck
Where we teach them about informed consent and help make their lives better, right?.... right?
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
With great power comes the thing they won't
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