He Casts Fireball!

Apr 10, 2026 10:44 PM

HorrorMango

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Sauce: https://abc7news.com/post/suspect-arrested-throwing-molotov-cocktail-sam-altmans-san-francisco-home-openai-says/18866476/

Molotov cocktail is intended for entertainment purposes only

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shoulda put the gas in one of those sprayers used for lawn stuff or insecticide and took his time. Gotta blend in you know?

18 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does he have a go fund me yet?

19 hours ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Bortles!!!!

18 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Luigi, KC Warehouse, Altman...

Looks like guillotines may be back on the menu real quick, boys!

14 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The few and far between events that vaguely are related?
I wish I was as hopeful as you.

14 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bruh, Luigi and I were chillin' with him at the time.

14 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's a shame... that the house didn't burn to the ground.

19 hours ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

With him and his family inside.

Things won't get better until no one is willing to risk being close to any billionaire. Remember, after Luigi reminded ceo's that they weren't immortal, Elon started wearing his son like body armor. They have no shame, and there is no line they won't cross, or depth they won't sink to. Getting rid of them is going to require equal ruthlessness.

18 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I bet ChatGPT or Copilot told him to do it.

51 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, OpenAI said that? Like, ChatGPT said that?

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stfu ai

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to either throw it at him directly or go much bigger than a normal sized one. You know that fucker’s house isn’t going to burn down because of a little cocktail, and the fire department is going to be there immediately for a billionaire.

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's the thought that counts.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, which one is the YES option ?

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He's a garbage person with no skillset. Doesn't know dick about code or machine learning.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s set Sam on fire next time.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has to be about the worst view of his house they could find. Makes it look almost like a normal house.

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, he was at my place all night, officer. Couldn't have done it.

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor kid didnt have anyone to tell him to dissolve Styrofoam in it first

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The kids are alright

19 hours ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 3

There is hope.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

~70% of white male zoomers voted Trump.

13 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They've been brainwashed by podcasters and weaponized by maga for a reason, being that they're the future and all

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean Sam Altman, the guy who allegedly raped his sister for 9 years?

19 hours ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 2

...I'm sorry..WHAT

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/gallery/AgyxsX3

19 hours ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

That is the Rapist.

15 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

and she was THREE

18 hours ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

I’m disgusted but not surprised that another tech bro, especially in AI, is a pedophile rapist

13 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Raped. Just for the heck of it, I'm dropping the 'allegedly'. What is he gonna do, sue me?

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

15 hours ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Why in the world would child sex abuse have a statute of limitations? Nvm I know

5 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ, burn it all down.

12 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I read a lot of news and yet your comment is the first I'm hearing of this. I suppose I've been focused on Iran, but even still, this has not made it into anything I've seen. I write this to let you know you have helped spread awareness to at least one random person.

14 hours ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

After reading about it, while it seems possible the sister is mentally ill, the lack of reporting feels less like respecting privacy and letting the legal system do its thing, and more like the suppressive power of a billionaire.

14 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

In what universe is a close relative going to make that sort of clam though? Backed by legal? I don't think it happens often

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The news never waits to find out if someone is guilty. At least not for us poors. So yeah it is most likely the billionaire thing. The rest of us will get days of headlines when accused of a crime. But if we are exonerated they will have one clip saying it. No where near the headlines.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0