HorrorMango
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Sauce: https://abc7news.com/post/suspect-arrested-throwing-molotov-cocktail-sam-altmans-san-francisco-home-openai-says/18866476/
Apr 10, 2026 10:44 PM
HorrorMango
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Sauce: https://abc7news.com/post/suspect-arrested-throwing-molotov-cocktail-sam-altmans-san-francisco-home-openai-says/18866476/
Neurisko
Molotov cocktail is intended for entertainment purposes only
EnderKing567
Shoulda put the gas in one of those sprayers used for lawn stuff or insecticide and took his time. Gotta blend in you know?
NoodlesDOTExe
TheLastSpaceman
Does he have a go fund me yet?
taez555
Bortles!!!!
phoenix0path
Luigi, KC Warehouse, Altman...
Looks like guillotines may be back on the menu real quick, boys!
HelpfulJackal
The few and far between events that vaguely are related?
I wish I was as hopeful as you.
eronth
Bruh, Luigi and I were chillin' with him at the time.
notifybay151
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MDA1emFrcjV1enhsd213ZGV6cDJ0a2dibWd4aHB5dHkweDd4OWZncyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TGT7oJIktYCGK2AIgt/200w.webp a trend is forming
rfleming1080
Let's hope it keeps the momentum
b00guy
That's a shame... that the house didn't burn to the ground.
jasondeslin
With him and his family inside.
Things won't get better until no one is willing to risk being close to any billionaire. Remember, after Luigi reminded ceo's that they weren't immortal, Elon started wearing his son like body armor. They have no shame, and there is no line they won't cross, or depth they won't sink to. Getting rid of them is going to require equal ruthlessness.
ChromePlatedEquator
I bet ChatGPT or Copilot told him to do it.
GreaterDog
Wait, OpenAI said that? Like, ChatGPT said that?
Sorrymyfault
stfu ai
jzbstl
You need to either throw it at him directly or go much bigger than a normal sized one. You know that fucker’s house isn’t going to burn down because of a little cocktail, and the fire department is going to be there immediately for a billionaire.
TheVillageGrouch9000
It's the thought that counts.
spontaneous9
Uh, which one is the YES option ?
TheMindEntropic
He's a garbage person with no skillset. Doesn't know dick about code or machine learning.
KingKrabvoldIV
Let’s set Sam on fire next time.
onecowboytoo
That has to be about the worst view of his house they could find. Makes it look almost like a normal house.
Vellax
Nah, he was at my place all night, officer. Couldn't have done it.
PowerThruster
Poor kid didnt have anyone to tell him to dissolve Styrofoam in it first
chaotropicagent
The kids are alright
1LostPuppy
There is hope.
Emjayen
~70% of white male zoomers voted Trump.
thedarkcanuck
They've been brainwashed by podcasters and weaponized by maga for a reason, being that they're the future and all
EzraFell
You mean Sam Altman, the guy who allegedly raped his sister for 9 years?
unluckyandbored
...I'm sorry..WHAT
EzraFell
/gallery/AgyxsX3
Grimlinnan
That is the Rapist.
ratfvcker95
and she was THREE
TheTojo15
I’m disgusted but not surprised that another tech bro, especially in AI, is a pedophile rapist
ElusiveThing
Raped. Just for the heck of it, I'm dropping the 'allegedly'. What is he gonna do, sue me?
ongabonga
TimTheEnchanter01
Why in the world would child sex abuse have a statute of limitations? Nvm I know
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Jesus fucking Christ, burn it all down.
TheBymby
I read a lot of news and yet your comment is the first I'm hearing of this. I suppose I've been focused on Iran, but even still, this has not made it into anything I've seen. I write this to let you know you have helped spread awareness to at least one random person.
TheBymby
After reading about it, while it seems possible the sister is mentally ill, the lack of reporting feels less like respecting privacy and letting the legal system do its thing, and more like the suppressive power of a billionaire.
gft8gd5khn101
In what universe is a close relative going to make that sort of clam though? Backed by legal? I don't think it happens often
Isthe4thtimethecharm
The news never waits to find out if someone is guilty. At least not for us poors. So yeah it is most likely the billionaire thing. The rest of us will get days of headlines when accused of a crime. But if we are exonerated they will have one clip saying it. No where near the headlines.