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NegasonicAdultEMP
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BeardicPerformance
#23 example 35,947 of “Tumblr user accidentally recreates religious beliefs” where utopians describes a soul thinking this is a new concept.
Flareside
#18 if we start with the richest people they will sell like crazy
Teratoid
#16 a similar word to vermilion but for green is "viridian".
Quesadildos
#16 ver is a root word associated with green in many romance languages - verdant, Vermont, verdigris, etc
RobertAG25772
BARRY Gibb of The Bee Gees—NOT his brother Andy!
CrazedDrifter
#16 The word you want is viridian.
JUNK13B01
Vermillion feels like a green word because verde is green in spanish
ArcaneM37
#23 I think this is why so many cultures believe in a soul.
ActualTttony
Time WILL change you. You should let it.
pfroggy
#34 thank you, having a tough go of it last couple weeks cause my brain can go really dumb and dark sometimes, and something small like this can mean the world to me.
pullingsixty
#24 Aside from the obvious sexual benefits, it looks like a nice fishing spot.
InablueMule
#6 There's a bathroom on the right.
Allrighty
#9 There are clearly rain clouds too, though - and it just occurs to me that that's the point of the aphorism. If there's rainbows, it's not a clear sunny sky.
3Davideo
#9 Double rainbow, all the way!
tavinjer
What does it mean???
3nd3rwiggin
Notice how the colors are inverted on the second rainbow?
Degarafarat
#9 Rainbows imply it's also raining.
ImAWeirdMom
Not necessarily!
It only means there is rain in the area, you don't have to have it be raining over you for a rainbow, you need rain (or really any form of precipitation, snowbows exist) on the opposite side of you from a light source at a certain angle.
In this case it appears to be an inland storm while they are enjoying the beach, whether that storm has come or is to come at all, that is irrelevant.
OmnibusLatinName
#18 I think this illustrates the maturity of my sense of humor succinctly. THAT was fucking hilarious!
CalebCakePilot
I think that STONE bench would wreck everything
Rogerwilco1974
#23 seems like someone injected a couple of reefer doobie spliffs before writing this
ParaspriteHugger
#1 like an ice cube in a mug of lukewarm soda
jeejeejerrycotton
Like the sugar cube I was diving for.
ParaspriteHugger
Like a piece of cotton candy in the paws of a raccoon.
pthomas745
Song in the last meme? With the "Drugs" neon sign?
tinybartender
Stephen Dawes -- Irregular
pthomas745
Thank you.
tavinjer
Thaaaank you!
Fantelroy
#17 while saying "AbsoluteLY" (X) can refer to getting completely shitfaced in some way. "You absolute gazebo, you got absolutely WHEELBARROWED at that party last night!"
Fuckimgurcunts
#16 I thought it WAS green. It has to be green
martineb72
#5 They don't need people in lighthouses anymore. What they do need is fire lookouts in remote areas. Your internet will depend on place to place. At worst you only have satellite internet, but generally you get cellular internet.
veronicablood
now look up Grace Slick's boobies. Nice ones.
3Davideo
#18 What's next, lampshades?
pullingsixty
Dark reference dude.
ParaspriteHugger
#16 maybe due to "vert" being French for green?
WoeToHice
I have the same reaction as in that tweet, but then I cheer myself up by remembering that "viridian" is a color.
InablueMule
Verde - green
Ryyyyyyyan
In latin it's viridis and I'm sure that's a root for a ton of different green related words in a lot of languages.
FizzleBurger
One of those derivatives is Viridian, which rhymes with Vermilion.
Well, ALMOST rhymes with Vermilion.
I wouldn't personally put them in a rhyming couplet, but I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if somebody else did.
mondeca
SALSA VERDE IS GREEN I REST MY CASE
ParaspriteHugger
Verdon gorge. GREEN!
errerac
I have the opposite problem with chartreuse - it should be a shade of red.
sevyas
reason because it's green : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreuse_(liqueur)
ElChupaNuggra
I hearby demand that the names for Vermillion and Chartreuse trade fucking places! :P