I feel like I'm entitled to far too many cats...

Jul 24, 2016 11:21 AM

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3 months? That long? I'm averaging a few texts and a dinner at the moment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's quite a manly hand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I haven't even attempted to date in the five years since divorce. Does that mean I'm also not entitled to cats?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, so you mean I actually need to have gone on a date to get a stamp?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm halfway there! Jk I'm already a crazy cat lady.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are ya'll talking about? Dating as a transsexual is easy :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I have 10 cats can i trade them for a girlfriend, is like a reverse deal?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I already have 3 cats, so one of the first questions i ask guys is if they like cats xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I love cats but fuck this. Don't put yourself down with this. You can't match with everyone you date. You'll find someone @op

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am sorry, but I have to break with you.. it's complicated...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By unsuccessful we all mean it didn't end in sex right? /s

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Being a guy I still need this too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it cant be THAT bad... can it? O.o

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also would be getting many cats. Three months sounds about right for relationships.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey women, 1/10th of a cat right here!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you're getting at is you're single?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not you, it's them.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 8

Sounds like my ex.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only constant in your relationships is you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they say it's me, not you... it's definitely you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

does my penis preclude me from getting one of these cards? note: i don't like other penises.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

At least you date. It fees impossible as a gay, especially if you don't wanna try online dating. You can't tell flirting from patronizing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even in 2016 I have that constant feeling of "Is he coming on to me or am I about to become the next Matthew Shepherd?!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to do online dating, I couldn't work out how to do it in real life without wasting a lot of time or getting lots of rejections.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in a flat, no cats allowed, so I'm getting 'there's plenty more fish in the sea' fish...

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I like your outlook. I may do the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it! Getting the little beats on Weds or Thurs...gonna name the Finn and Gil! 1 week after being dumped!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a betta fish after a breakup in college. He was better company than many of my dorm mates.

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