Imagine being a 400 to 1 favorite on the flopThen this happens

Apr 8, 2026 7:41 PM

CitizenK9

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Is that John Olivers voice?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he does that it's an amazingly ballsy move, but I go all in on the same hand and the river refuses to bail me out.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poker is just so awful. Even this was boring af

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck gambling. Period.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This guy is also a semiprofessional Age of Empires 2 player. He last week casted a Redbull LIVE LAN tournament in London Royal Albert Hall. Gamertag Nili_AoE. 🐗

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reichardt isn't out yet. He still has more than Busquet started with. It takes a certain mentality of nothing getting to you to win in poker. Of course you need to be good in a lot of things to be good a poker.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a clip recently where both players had a pair of Aces. The guy who won had won with a flush by the end lol

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He draws into a Dead Man's hand.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kind of winning doesn't look fun. He looks sick to his stomach.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah, that's how odds work. It was highly unlikely, not utterly impossible.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all you need is "a chip and a chair".

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preflop when all the money got in, it's not as bad as it looks, A2s is 32% vs. KKo's 68%. So Busquet wins 1/3 of the time. What makes is gross is how dead he was drawing on after the flop.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen people chase an Ace so many times…

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't tell when the point is finished/won and none of the responses give it away. I guess that's poker face then.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After playing for a few years in East Asia, I'd throw the money on an Ace Two every time.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize John Oliver was doing poker commentary

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do you think all English men are John Oliver?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, just the ones who look/sound like John Oliver.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of this makes any sense

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show all the times this DOESNT happen in a montage. 1:400 is still, exactly, 1:400.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yeah. This stuff gives a false sense of how many hands even get played in quality poker games.
I'm shocked why nobody wants to watch my montage of folds to the big blind over and over!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what's going on

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guy went all in with a 1% chance of winning, Won the whole thing in an amazing stroke of luck.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're playing Texas Hold 'Em. Each player is given their own two cards, then 5 cards are dealt to the center to be "shared" - first three "the flop", fourth card "the turn", fifth card "the river". Out of the total available 7, each player gets the best hand using 5 of the cards. When the flop was shown, the player with 2 Kings had a 99% chance of winning. The only way the guy with A2 could have won is if the other two cards came up as Aces, which they did. Hand would be AAA88 to KKK88.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

aces beats kings. Reichhardt(glasses guy) had 2 kings. another king was shown for 3 kings. Busque who went all in has 1 Ace. 2 more Aces were shown. 3 kings vs 3 aces.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jesus. i'd go upstairs and drown myself in the hotel bath tub after that one. fuck

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

There was another vid way back where the guy is in similar situation, looking super happy, says something like "only a queen can beat me," and the queen was the last card. The shift in his face, man.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oof. i remember that one.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many hotels no longer have tubs. For that reason

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Having worked in a hotel (albeit one without a casino) I know at least one other reason is that housekeeping often refuses to clean out what has been left in those tubs, on the grounds of abuse of their basic human rights.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't know anything about poker so I really don't even understand what exactly happened there!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 guy had 2 kings and another was shown for 3 kings total (hard to beat that) the guy who won went all in like "Fuck it" and had only 1 Ace. two more Aces were shown for a 3 Kings vs 3 Aces. Aces beat kings.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happens to me all the time. I'm Reichardt in this scenario.

3 days ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

In basically every scenario of friendly poker I’ve ever played with friends 😂

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened to me twice in one game.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's why I don't play poker, every time I get half decent hand, someone else got a horseshoe up their ass.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Had a wild night in vegas where I was up $200k and (quite intoxicated) determined to give it all away. I kept announcing my hands, telling newcomers to bet heavy when I had NOTHING...etc. there's video out there if you can find the Tater gives away all his chips. Although I made a few people very happy, I ended up PLUS $100k playing the absolute worst poker I could play. Never made the third round of a bracelet qualifier. The poker gods have a sense of humor when they see me coming.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

and that's why I don't gamble.. I know my luck on things like that.

3 days ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

I guess you're happily married

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make it a point never to gamble. Only bar bets I'm convinced of, about trivia or whatever. Basically if I make a bet don't take it because I never bet on games. I only bet on stuff I know is gonna be true. And then, I'll not even take the money because we were just drinking and wagering on stupid stuff

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stock market is just as much gambling, I avoid it too because I've seen the market manipulation and when someone like musk had 17 investigations into stock fraud, he stole the election and fired all those organizations

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've played enough Warhammer and D&D that I know how my 'luck' is a hateful goblin creature that waits patiently to tie my balls in a knot and kick me in the teeth and I've placed enough bets on the Grand National horse race to know that my 'instinct' is much worse than 'pick the horse with the funny name so long as it isn't instinctual'.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

never tell me the odds

2 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

THATS XCOM BABY!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS WHY I DONT PLAY XCOM

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After the Turn card, the commentator says Busquet has two outs. What was the other one - just the other potential Ace?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. The screen also shows the two specific cards available to him.
His outs aren't just the rank (ace) but the specific cards remaining available to him.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, you're right, I missed that. Thanks.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

rip...

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He'd have been so much fun and such relief in these crazy fucked up times.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who is it?

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leslie Jordan. Everything about him was an absolute delight. Pure rainbow light.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone who has ever played xcom 1 and 2 knows that 99% means jack shit, especially when you're counting on it.

2 days ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

I recall a guy losing even though he had quad aces and everyone commented they would stop playing poker altogether if that happened to them

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every shot is 50:50. You hit or you miss.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait the remakes or wah (apocalypse über alles)

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Savescom 1 & 2?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only replay them with a 100% melee modifier, as in any melee hit is automatically 100%. get the fuck outta with a melee attack only having 57% chance to hit. my brother that alien is right in front of your face.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someday I will get around to prototyping my diceless tactical system and find out if it totally sucks or has legs.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to upvote this but it's at 69 right now so +1 for now.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but they guy is right there, there no way you can possibly miss!

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

**rifle physically touches enemy forehead... miss**

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

**round continues thru barn window and kills fellow soldier holding primed grenade next to 3 other soldiers**

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Vet of xcom, xcom tftd, xcom apoc, enemy within, war of the chosen... I am well practiced at rage quitting. (bureau is underrated imo)

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If you haven’t already, check out tactical breach wizards. It’s a treat.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know what, the story may have been silly but I really enjoyed the gameplay of XCOM: Chimera Squad. Same kind of idea as TBW, but a little more open-ended

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Xenonauts 2 is also very good.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0