Apr 11, 2026 1:56 PM
AllAnusMorissette
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funny
parenting
prank
AvidApostate
Gross.
Darmethius
Biological warfare as a practical joke is diabolical. I love it.
welcometothedystopia
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Blast milk
JRaven419
eastend666
It's all on baby. Leave Amanda out of this.
ricbri695
Might be payback
circlebreaker
sfbiker
I thought she was going to surprise him by offering him leftover food.
There's two one for each. Line them side by side like kittens
Redshadow09
Dude people would pay TOP DOLLAR for that and he gets it for free. Some people drown while others die of thirst
Gustave13
let mom have some fun, she does a lot
Amanda, later: "why are all your shirts stretched out?"
mrchy276
He will get her back later on that night
FeChefImgur
That is both very accurate and some decent pressure.
LockedAndKnotted
She's getting like 5 or 6 streams at once, no need for accuracy when you've got a titty shotgun.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
clear ducts make for some very accurate titty shotguns.
TheMellowPeril
Which is my band name now
HoldThatTHOT
pump action titgun
SlightlyRemoved
What if I told you they can? https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/gleek
relsky
I missed it at first and I thought she farted. The breast milk squirt is, arguably, even more devious.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
I had a girlfriend who would do that to me from the bed across the room when I walked in the door. Miss that girl
moomaid1
She shot milk at you from across the room?
Yup a good ten feet, hit my face every time, good aim for such tiny titties
maincarrot
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmRvNW42MHo4aTQwMncybGRndGxsYTBjb3NlcHBvaWRsZGYxM3JsYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/50i6YRZxEiqkM/200w.webp
She got tiny titties and some how managed to produce milk and shoot across the room 10 FEET at you? Is she a laten super hero or something? Can women produce milk when they didnt have children? I didnt think that was possible.
Oh she had a kid but he was about five at the time. She just never stopped lactating. I acquired a taste for it honestly.
AvidApostate
Gross.
Darmethius
Biological warfare as a practical joke is diabolical. I love it.
welcometothedystopia
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Blast milk
JRaven419
eastend666
It's all on baby. Leave Amanda out of this.
ricbri695
Might be payback
circlebreaker
sfbiker
I thought she was going to surprise him by offering him leftover food.
JRaven419
There's two one for each. Line them side by side like kittens
Redshadow09
Dude people would pay TOP DOLLAR for that and he gets it for free. Some people drown while others die of thirst
Gustave13
let mom have some fun, she does a lot
AllAnusMorissette
Amanda, later: "why are all your shirts stretched out?"
mrchy276
He will get her back later on that night
FeChefImgur
That is both very accurate and some decent pressure.
LockedAndKnotted
She's getting like 5 or 6 streams at once, no need for accuracy when you've got a titty shotgun.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
clear ducts make for some very accurate titty shotguns.
TheMellowPeril
Which is my band name now
HoldThatTHOT
pump action titgun
SlightlyRemoved
What if I told you they can? https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/gleek
relsky
I missed it at first and I thought she farted. The breast milk squirt is, arguably, even more devious.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
I had a girlfriend who would do that to me from the bed across the room when I walked in the door. Miss that girl
moomaid1
She shot milk at you from across the room?
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Yup a good ten feet, hit my face every time, good aim for such tiny titties
maincarrot
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmRvNW42MHo4aTQwMncybGRndGxsYTBjb3NlcHBvaWRsZGYxM3JsYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/50i6YRZxEiqkM/200w.webp
Redshadow09
She got tiny titties and some how managed to produce milk and shoot across the room 10 FEET at you? Is she a laten super hero or something? Can women produce milk when they didnt have children? I didnt think that was possible.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Oh she had a kid but he was about five at the time. She just never stopped lactating. I acquired a taste for it honestly.