chukyrlaw
21223
614
19
Apr 11, 2026 8:39 AM
chukyrlaw
21223
614
19
SledgeRipley
Barely satire.
Blobbosaurus
Masterpiece. Chefs kiss
Poppypoppoppop
The only reason I can think of Iran not wiping out Israel is leverage. It's more profitable to Iran for Israel to be the losing party than the no more party.
djangojazz
Israel OWNS US politicians. Not just the right, both sides. So remember this when we talk about when the Democrats win. They will but anything with Israel will be meek at best. We need to completely destroy money in politics to get the US back. And start with the AIPAC and Citizens United.
SnoiD
It’s unfortunate that in so many cases satire is the weapon of choice to protest, which is a weapon the enemy is impervious too
DangerousToy
Welcome back
Deleteded
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWUzaG04dWo4YWhicjFqa2lybHphdTUxdGlzamtyaWFsZGlsZGI4OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JDNLd1YPY1UthRW0Zj/200w.webp
OrionJC
The only thing keeping Netanyahu's trial (and his eventual trip to jail) from proceeding is his insistence that it cannot proceed while under a national security threat, i.e. Israel will continue to be at war with someone (Gaza, Iran, Lebanon, et. al.) for the foreseeable future.
FortifiedWhine
I don't get this angle at all. So what if Netanyahoo is gone, there'll always be another blindingly arrogant Zionist to carry on striving for "Greater Israel". They'll always have the Samson protocol in the back pocket to prevent any real action being taken against their unending crimes against humanity as well.
cdlong
Netanyahu cares if Netanyahu is gone. That's who's driving this whole thing.
jridley
Israel thinks a cease fire is how you trick the other guy into stopping aggressions for a day or two while you regroup and then attack again.
Margrave9000
Similar to ruZZia. They used the Minsk agreements to build up.
UnprunedSynapses
Common abuser tactic
Rangecontrol
russian tactics like that too, huh. wonder if they are working together.
DocNitro
I mean, the Fascist States of America love that, too. Seems to be a general trait with countries who can pull the 'I got nukes!' stick.....
AyatollahBahloni
Sane Israelis hate their government. Sane Americans hate their governmnet. Sane Iranians hate their government. Me, I hate this timeline with the fury of a thousand blue-hot suns.
CheeseGreaterGood
There is a rot deep inside Israeli society. Their hatred of Palestinians is deeply woven. It’s disgusting. And don’t get me started on the settlements.
ToSisPoS
A nation indoctrinated to hate a specific race of people.
Luckily I’ve never studied history so I won’t see any bothersome patterns.
BeaverOnFire
purpledd
Of note, sane Israelis are a clear minority and compose at most 20-40% of the Israeli population https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2025-06-03/ty-article/.premium/a-grim-poll-shows-most-jewish-israelis-support-expelling-gazans-its-brutal-and-true/00000197-3640-d9f1-abb7-7e742b300000
mightybushkin
10-15% at most
xlr82xs
So, based on the 2024 election, roughly the same as in the usa ?
ToSisPoS
Everyone that we interviewed in this push poll answered with the results that we wanted. The margin of error does take into account that some people said no, but they were not counted.
Subtilico
Too bad in none of these countries,and many more,there are sane people anywhere near positions of power to change any of this.Sanity is rare
iamalumberjackandiamok
Sane people in the US could have done a little more than one protest every 3-4 months tho. I am so unimpressed with the US people fighting spirit.
ThatTransformersDude
But they're shopping at Penzey's now! Surely that will disembowel the GOP!
Subtilico
As I said before: some seem to think they just have to march 7 times around the WH, and the walls, and regime, will come crumbling down.
FortifiedWhine
But look at the turnout!!! Then they can pat each other on the back and go back to complaining online. Then wait another 6 months and forget to vote.
Poppypoppoppop
Iran cannot send a "unprovoked" retaliation. A retaliation is a response to an attack by definition. And remember Israel and USA started this war. So there is no unprovoked anything from Iran anymore at this point.
Kaleopolitus
I think the joke flew straight over your head, which is kind of impressive, seeing as that was in the middle of the other 100 jokes that were of the exact same nature.
CallThisAUsername
This.
Poppypoppoppop
Joke? During war time? Must be hilarious.
Kaleopolitus
Oh sit down and drink your juice box. Mocking evil bastards with humour is a tradition older than your sensibilities and is not going away just because it upsets you.
Poppypoppoppop
Yea you're right. This is sooooo funny! LMAO
Kaleopolitus
If you think so, weirdo.