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One love.
rbudrick
#1 Puma pants.
pullingsixty
#7 Stealthy, mice don't stand a chance.
Kalab1225
#1 puma check!
thricebakedxyz
Stingray
mrscharmingmotherfucker
#1 Messie?
jethroismaxbaer5772
#2
shyriath
#25 ...
...I mean OK but no need to be judgy about it.
raberscoob
#23 the trade off is you have a 50%chance of losing the hair by the time you are 35
theobituator
#14 that guy looks a lot like me if I could grow a mustache!
LegoStomper
The cougar in a jumper also depresses me. Dwarfism or not, shouldn't be a pet and whored out on instagram by rich russians like so many other exotic animals.
SamHandwhich
#33
Terran81
*points up
rbudrick
#20 in my house (SLAP!) "QUIT ACTING UP."
GeneralPrower
#1 In case anyone is wondering about context, his name is Messi, he's a puma with dwarfism that prevents him from living in the wild, and he lives with a couple in Russia. Here's his Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Iampuma
backslashecho
#20 The point is that they didn't *stop*, image-OP. Acting as a career is an extension of the silly little performances you were doing when you were seven; they became actors because they weren't shamed out of that behavior.
BadBombur1
#3 Nah…. I still occasionally rub one out thinking about my 11th grade chemistry teacher, and the last time I saw her was 1986. She was wowza!
kimwimgoddess
#10 Just get a church key. You'll be fine, it's not the end of the world.
I'm so fucking proud of my ten¢ can of soda, that I opened with the church key.
Twinklepot
#16 my dad was away on business once and got home around 2am. The dog heard rattling at the door and started to bark savagely.. until the door opened. She howled and ran up the stairs to stand and quiver behind my mother.
509tigerfish
Thesonshade
You got to beach chair for 2 minute, and feel shame. Then you are let out.
stabthecrab
Hey Dunlop! You stink!
sacrosanctt
I'm listening to the fuckin song!
SigilLovesSpace
#13 doesn’t the color red retain heat a little more than plain concrete?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Red reflects red light and presumably a part of the infrared / heat radiation spectrum. You'd want the color to absorb heat radiation, like black does. And everything else that is not white and on the opposite spectral end of red/infrared (meaning violet, blue and green)
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#6 Do you know how much harder it is to get the CAT to hold one expression?
GroteB
Or to sit still in the first place.
BellsTheorem
#5 don't do this to cats. This will make your cat neurotic. Cats need to catch their prey once in a while. Seriously.
Musicosity
Dogs too. I haven't used a laser pointer in many years, and one of my dogs still knows which drawer I pulled it from. That drawer is unusable now.
saturatedcottonballs
And suddenly there were sexy abs in my face. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXM3cWkzM3k2OXp3dTRpdDQ0NTViem5pdWdiZ3hoejdqMXYweW53NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xtzSyH99EOYhXsTz3I/200w.webp
TheRicM
Kinda looks like it’s Jim’s body lol
CallMeMcGyver
#12... this kinda chain reaction shit happens to me constantly... like I'll toss a banana peel in my workshop trash, a piece of pvc pipe will pop out, knock over a broom propped next to the trash, that'll knock a spray can off the shelf, which will catapult something else into something and next somehow 2x4s are falling on me from the opposite side of the room... it's like I'm haunted by Rube Goldberg poltergeists ffs.
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Maybe you're secretly a cartoon character. Is there a big Acme sign above your shop?
sacrosanctt
Second-last destination
ActualTttony
#27
Plot twist: It's a bag of piss
technicallycorrect
Nah, it's just a bag of hot water
idothingsheren
That happens to be yellow
kimwimgoddess
#5 no no no can you imagine how frustrating that must be for that empty headed orange cat? I'm not joking, even though i'm making a joke about orange cats being empty headed. the cat can't catch it. the play must be consummated by catching the toy, or the cat is very frustrated, this is BAD.
phoenix0path
Thank you!
If they cannot catch their prey eventually, it does lead to issues.
I have a ton of coated springs for mine and they friggin live to chase those things. Two of them even being them back for more play!
KalliJ
Yeah, if you have time to sit on your fat ass and film your cat trying to catch an uncatchable gizmo you have time to actually hold the damn stick and dangle that carrot yourself. GOD I hate this toy and whomever invented it should be punted straight into the Sun.
jesseCandyBaroness
I literally worry about this crossing the line in to torture every time I see this!!
Corpsemonger
Don't edge your cats.
choppedliveraldente
Words man. Carefully.
theobituator
OMG I missed the whole point, with the collar and shit! This is like the scene in Annie where the asshole kids tie cans on a string to "Sandy"'s tail. The idea being the dog runs itself to exhaustion, maybe death, scared by something it can't escape. The cat isn't terrified, but still...
AtmaDarkwolf
Yes this is clear cruelty (Esp for a cat, but even for dogs) - for cats, things like this, laser pointers, etc are VERY bad toys cuz they get no 'tactile results' when they catch, and it gets frustrating (so much so that they can end up with permanent stress over it) - with pointers at least u can 'stop' the play on a toy they didn't notice before so they 'catch' it, but even then I would avoid it. Go for a teaser wand and let them capture it now and then.
obarey
I read that as taser wand and was horrified for a bit.
AtmaDarkwolf
LOL cow jolter stick... i dun think the gato would appreciate this ... no frustration, but knowing cats, it WOULD return the suffering later at some point, and would be well deserved :P (Nah I mean the 'fishing rod' with clear line and a nice 'easy-carry' lure it can capture and 'take' somewhere. Usually they will bring it back to you for more play. -Mine always drags the entire rod to me when she wants playtime...)