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Anon played himself in a tabletop RPG
May 21, 2018 4:49 PM
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philcollinsdrumbreakdown
Probably bitches about being incel too
VorpalDaiquiri
I'm imagining DM gave him decent charisma and kinda otherwise well rounded stats, but this dude just kept getting bum rolls and threw a fit.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
warhamma
Fills out questionnaire about self for GM. Expects something different?
Savegeone007
+ 1 This is a new one for me
PedestrianElectrobastard
Probably because it was posted a couple of hours ago.
CommentMalone
Played himself indeed
kibateo
sorta reminds me of sword art online how their IRL persons physical attributes? gets transferred to the VR world
GoddamnCaptchas
https://imgur.com/JME7zvj
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Congratulations
Seizethegap
ILickAnimals
kek
Kurabu
My Pathfinder group did that once, but with an online quiz. I ended up playing a 9 charisma bard who played the lute (terribly)
MlemminBlepper
I feel like I would get way too stoked for this, try extra hard in character gen and throw a fit any time I got hit like "NO I DODGE"
Royalwerewolf
ah /tg/, a truly magical place. Besides the magical realms of course
Silvermane
I don't think I even have any traits good enough to define a PnP character. I'm just... kind of average.
NotSoSmartAlek
you can, very much so, play an average character.
kalenmiyan
"Useless" "Bard". Does not compute.
Nothinglikeagoodnut
Low charisma and int bard would be terrible. Less points and can't even cast good or diplomance. Anon did imply his char had bad stats.
Teddopolis
His General Manager? I thought it was DM.
Radix865
Game Master since they're playing Pathfinder, Dungeon Master is copyrighted by DnD and is "officially" not the term used in other games.
PiGuy314
Game master, maybe?
Vergenbuurg
I saw 'GM' and '"surprise" campaign' and thought this would be an experience in one those terrible "real people" Chevrolet ads...
DocVolt
I saw "GM" and my phone's engine light came on
Vergenbuurg
DocVolt
TheShadowsLengthen
That seems incredibly cruel. Could you even consider people like that friends ?
kalenmiyan
Seems more like the dude didn't know how to play his character. Bards are AMAZING.
TheShadowsLengthen
Apparently had terrible stats in everything, based on himself...
kalenmiyan
"Had the lowest scores of everyone" doesn't automatically mean terrible. Just sayin'.
TheShadowsLengthen
"(...) my characters plays his accordion (terribly) and is a clumsy, fat idiot" I'm pretty sure that means bad stats accross the board...
kalenmiyan
But that's describing what HE (as a player) did, not what his stats are.
connor1943
The military version of Arma plugs your PT score into the profile and your character acts accordingly.
ChaoticScholar
Military version of Arma?
connor1943
Can't remember what it's called but Arma is the civilian version of the milsim the military uses for training.
Alozar
America's Army?
connor1943
No, it's not the recruiting game. The military actually uses an advanced version of Arma for training. Technically Arma is only a thing b/c
connor1943
The government ok'd the company to sell a civilian version.
Richygrindcore
I ran a game where I had my players create and play themselves. it started with them buying a cursed monster manual which melded our worlds.
DHDragon
Did it end with one of them breaking five crystals then murdering a giant monster to send his friends back into the real world?
NotSoSmartAlek
I think I read that. Was a fun book series.
DHDragon
Really? I was referencing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
NotSoSmartAlek
My bad, you're right.
MrNightfish
How'd they do? Personally, I would not have stats that lend themselves to killing orcs. Might be able to outrun one, though. :3
Richygrindcore
It was only a 1 shot however they weren't expecting it so it was totally unique and fun.
DevonGronka
We played shadowrun but in like a gritty near future world without all the magic and races and ridiculousness (it's a great system for 1/2
fistermatic5000
I did something similar with a post apocalyptic world. Changed the classes to match real shit as their former professions.
DevonGronka
Have you seen "all flesh must be eaten"? it's a zombie apocalypse rpg; it's really straightforward and simple. Characters are average joes.
fistermatic5000
What platform?
DevonGronka
that). Anywho, my guy was a driver and mechanic with some rifle skills- like hang back and get everyone out of trouble when they need 2/3
DevonGronka
anywho, first adventure, wer'e in a car chase through a junkyard. I roll the car and get us all trapped. second adventure, I'm confronted3/4
DevonGronka
in a room by some bad guys, I panic and shoot them with a sawed- off shotgun, my friend was on the other side. The adventure went from 4/5