WienerBeener
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Look just follow your prophecy.
Sep 10, 2024 12:21 AM
WienerBeener
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Look just follow your prophecy.
shmorlockthewarlock
#3 look, most texans aren't the badasses they think they are, but they do have one thing over people from the north. Actually good food.
PostalHeathen
#26
LiarLiarPantsUntier
#17 Wont lie. That’s impressive.
NonWellKnownImgurian
#50 fuckin oof
graehall
Putting the log in bologna
doctorId
#28 He knows
Badsequence
What sort of 80's weird queer erotica is this
figuringeights
#1 feel I should say, for me at least, flicking it sounds like a terrible idea. For me. Personally. It would def be painful
WorkSnakes
#5 only the queso is tex mex here. The rest are standard Mexican fare. This should have more chili added
HisBubbliness
#26. Ah, yes, that infamous Italian Muppet character: the Swedish chef.
Voric13
#1
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getthismanabeer
"Tell me again about the women at work that you don't like"
Idontspellcheck
#28 refer to image #2 in this dump.
Salticido
#1 Have you tried just pushing them?
Swate
"Flicking it sounds like a terrible idea. For me. Personally. It would be painful."
ConsumerOfStories
#28 yeah, there's no way Batman beats Hulk and Thanos
mixiekins
#4 if only he did a duet with this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxX9RaTWDnc
TheMrrigan
#3 y'all go on and deal with a 2.5" long flying cockroach and lemme know how tough ya are
WienerBeener
I've done both. I hate roaches but the little round fuckers are definitely the worst. There's just so many. Big ones you just punch or spin kick mid-air. Easily dealt with.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#18 duty calls
bobdickgus
Playing Call of Dookie.
AyatollahBahloni
#7
peridotstar
Right? I'm pretty sure that other arm belonged to freakin' Voldemort--the tan person better be careful.
datphone777365
#1 hitachi it.
Salticido
#22 Yeet-haw is what you say when you're out skeet shooting. Yee-thaw is what you say when you pop some frozen meat in the fridge for a BBQ later. I'm not sure which is being said here.
ddubya42
yes.
Salticido
Please don't skeet shoot the frozen meat.
Drix1942
#1 Imagine doing a nipple twister on a clit.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#18 self wiping mechanical finger
DataKooma
What about it?
TheMightyMollusk
Three seashells not included.
jesuisgur
I voted just for that one...
supertigerlamp
But who wipes the wiper...
SuperDramaticFusion
There’s a second wiping finger to wipe the wiping finger
albaboss
Ah yes that finger is there for… wiping
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
#4 who or what is this
TrixiMorgan
Mario Mathy - Jumping Dance
onecowboytoo
Reminds me of Tommy Seebach - Apache
PostalHeathen
#1 It's not *that* hard.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Seriously though, I don't know how to get a man off but for woman there's a loot of trial and error because they all like different things.
ProgeriaProstitutes
LastOnTheBall
Are you a wizard?!
Sh1tMovieGroup
Apply gentle pressure in a linear fashion (at users discretion), preferably with a tongue, repeat until desired outcome is attained.
FussyZeus
Skill issue
timmargh
#40 Mary's his mum, right?
loremaster85
The Mary in the meme is (probably) Mary Magdalene, the other Mary.
timmargh
Got it; cheers.