KojimaWorks
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I still want it cooked through, but-
I mean, I'll still eat it, but I prefer it a little chewy.
Dec 11, 2017 3:50 AM
KojimaWorks
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I mean, I'll still eat it, but I prefer it a little chewy.
JustHereToFactYouUp
All bacon is good bacon.
Z3roCo0l
What are you Canadian!?
Deltablue
Then cook it your fuckin self
paulguy119
For me it depends on mood and what it's with.
dreadscar57
bobnot
Tomatoppotamus
Pinoniemi
What are your thoughts on crisp rat?
RobertJones57
Candied bacon is the best.
gifsaregifsnotgifs
how dare you. bacon is not properly cooked until it tastes like charcoal
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
crisp, with chewy center = perfect. all crunch = sadtongue
jrhawk42
your bacon is limp and pathetic.
OhKittyWhoaKitty
Shut your face! You're not even human!
TormentedPenguin
I prefer almost jerked.. tough enough to fight, but chewy enough not to crunch. It's a fine art to get it perfect
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Burned bacon is over cooked bacon
RyanFlap
Bacon in Australian is something to can beer in
DadsForDabbing
The only bad bacon is turkey bacon
Gandalfsuglybrother
You have an absolute legal and god given right to be WRONG!
SGT1990
You’re the devil!! But you’ve used this meme correctly so you get an internet point.
JustAGuyTryingToBeADude
I cooked bacon in the oven once while hammered, and it was perfect. Chewy yet firm, not crunchy but not rubbery. Never recreated it since
KojimaWorks
Were your attempts at recreation sober?
thejewru
You sir, are wrong
bothanspies
Crispy bacon is only bacon.
JustHereToFactYouUp
But all bacon IS bacon and therefore good
quade
Not an unpopular opinion, @OP.
KojimaWorks
You know, you say that, but I'm reading a several comments that disagree with that xD
quade
Well, fuck all those wrong people.
boondoggle2025
Aldi turkey bacon is better than regular bacon
quade
Lidl > Aldi
Aibris
I disagree with you sir
KojimaWorks
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
EroticZombiePants
Turkey bacon gets crispier than regular bacon, so it all works out in the end.
Shifuede
This is true. You also get more meat, less fat, and for people like me that don't eat pork, we can still enjoy breakfast.
EroticZombiePants
Yeah, I prefer less fatty bacon.
an0therthr0waway
Preheat oven to 365. Cookie sheet or foil pan, 3 layers of paper towels. 10 minutes, flip, 8 minutes. Guaranteed perfection. No curl.
Megalodann
i do 425 and just throw the shit in there until it looks like ill eat it. all this flip and paper towels bs sounds like work
an0therthr0waway
Oh, sorry - I didn't mention that this is what I do for 1/4" thick butcher slab bacon. 18 min would turn hotel bacon into charcoal...
Megalodann
ah thicc bacon, yeah im not a huge fan it just never gets the right texture for me
an0therthr0waway
refer to my first comment :)
StrawberryJamJam
Or everyone can just eat it however you like. A medium-rare steak is overcooked to me, for example.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Kr4ck4l4k1n
All meat should be heated enough to be safe after that it's just burnt
KojimaWorks
By all means. I'm not trying to pass a law here, just voicing an opinion
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ScruffytheWD
You can take my crispy bacon from my cold, dead hands.
quade
StrawberryJamJam
Bleu.
quade
I think we just because best friends.