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Dec 23, 2025 12:06 AM
itypewerdsonline
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michiyl
Laika341
Defcon2
Then what are the spikes for?
charondaboatman
That, is a penis flattener.
eromitlab
SomaliYachtClub
Her friend who knows a little too much...
djhash
From Williams Sonoma to Will My Ass Enema!
Doismellbacon
All right, these eyes are done (takes them out and sets them down)
KnotsAreMySpecialty
Taint tenderizer
djhash
Tainterizer?
KnotsAreMySpecialty
Taint Despoiler
PandaStonetree
I mean, what even is the intended usage of such a thing other than what everyone's thinking...
Exyr
It unscrews so you can put the pointy bits down to aerate the meat
Stuffitwithbeans
To tenderize meat
evilspock
You can also use the non-spiky side to flatten things like chicken.
It's probably good for home defense as well.
JRaven419
Smingersdidit
It's got a flared base though.
JRaven419
That's right I saw a video about that. Disregard the EMT
tjm1226
Exyr
That actually looks pretty nifty. I want one to just have and not even put up my ass.
devasto
That feels like a lie...
IAmSomeGuy
Stick it with the collection of porno magazines you have for the articles
katoutwo8
Not even... Like, not even once?
Exyr
Well id never cook with it again if I did that.
evilspock
We have one. They're heavy. I use it to smash bags of ice back into manageable chunks.
sometimesarobot
Couldn't you just use a hammer for that?
evilspock
I don't have a hammer in the kitchen. I do have a meat tenderizer.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Paige…no.
KinkyTheWarrior
HonHomes
At least this one has a significantly flared base...
(as long as it isn't actually detachable, as implied by "reversible")
L0rdinquisit0r
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Az2I7I6yL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg base unscrews
HonHomes
Oh, well then, just whack some locktite on those threads and clamp it down. Once the locktite sets that flange ain't coming off!