Oct 6, 2020 7:56 PM
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Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
I hope this sad excuse for a human burns.
TupacAintDead
Fucking cunt
Friendo2
fivefrozenfishfingers
Which is weird, because getting money in people's hands would surely be a positive for him politically, and leading into the election.
HighlandViking
v
ryechiss
This is disgusting
NikitaTokmakov
It’s the art of the deal a no deal
didja20
Its going to happen as soon as dems take over and he's gone.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I prefer my interpretation of "Over my dead body." Well if you say so, Donnie...
PharaohMisa
Incorrect. He could NOT have said this. I don't like him and I know he's an idiot, but SURELY this is a JOKE. Please lord tell me its a joke
RuListning
He started with hostage to get his billions for a wall and now he’s doing it again for votes
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
So anyone remember those Russian documents that he was also holding until after reelection? Or are we supposed to have forgotten about them?
CaldariBob
It's been 3 3/4 years of daily bullshit flowing under the bridge, so... which Russian documents were you thinking about?
comacomacomacomachameleon
chrisinsocalif
I worked at Disneyland, been on furlough and now unemployed. Now this. I don't know if I can survive past December.
laurenlena1
That sucks.
1AMTHEBATMAN
yeah but we live in california and a democrat runs the state so we're less than human in trump's eyes
Kopar
There's a good chance he's going to lose and they may lose the Senate too. It's really in favor of Republicans to pass a stimulus now that
2/ they still have some degree of control over if there's fiscal concerns. I'm for a decent stimulus so okay, but delay only compounds the
3/ amount needed later on. Shooting themselves in the foot again.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Is he trying to lose now? What is happening?
ImplodingPumpkin
There is a rally on the main street of my city. It's also 97. He doesn't have followers he has zealots.
mottaiboss
No people who support him and look at this and say “hey tough negotiator giving it to the demoncrats”
Ragabash1
I thought the congress and senate were elected to represent us, the people.
INeverWaitForIt
The R's haven't represented their constituents in decades.
db629
I would like him to get in a horrific car accident
Church14
Unfortunately for your wish, his only car is a nearly indestructible limo with a ready supply of compatible blood and medical treatments.
RobberBaronsBad
Senators do not and never should represent a presidents' interests. They represent their constituents.
MellifluousJoker
So let me get this right. This guy, who won't concede if he loses, is drugged up, infectious and blackmailing voters to appease his masters?
StephenDaniels
All except for the appeasing, Trump doesn't kowtow to anyone, not even his mom back in the day I bet. He acts on impulse and instinct only.
storebrandproductmascot
Also, the Trump signs on the side of the road say "Trump 2020: No More Bullshit!" because backwards think is all they understand.
cabalin
And Republicans love it
Evacipate628
Tahel
HEY! I DID THAT TODAY ALSO!
NicholasChong
Haha, your ballot is rejected because the darkened area is outside the circle. Your intention is not clear. - said corrupt election officer.
ThailandExpress
It bothers me that he’s not even fucking the continental US. It looks like he’s fucking Midway
Avanchnzel
Is this real?!
are you interested in a slightly used bridge in NY? I am willing to sell it cheap!
Hmm...I might be.....
Chromeburn8
No Donald, I'm not going to buy your bridge.
Thristen
You take cash?
TheRoomIsBest
I was wondering why all my stocks had a sudden drop. Should have known he had something to do with it.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I pulled mine temporarily, I figured this would be a shit show election.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
You know who WILL get us a stimulus package if he wins? #biden2020 Flawless victory.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
All he has to do is come out right now and say "When I'm elected, I'll pass a stimulus on day 1." Insta-votes
BigTunaLittleTuna198
Lol
ArcaneConjecture
We need the Senate also.
Welp the Kentucky Kremlin hasn't said anything yet about the status of his Covid tests...
comehomefransbrauder
God, I hope that crazy woman doesn't get on the court. I'm a Christian but fuck Christian Saudi Arabia. Fuck. That!
tigerlilytoph
Do we really need to bring another country into this? She is 100% American born and bred. No one else gets credit for her religious zealotry
Bizarkly
He's merely pointing out that she's Christian the way Saudi Arabia is Islamic -- *no alternatives accepted*... it's an analogy.
It’s unnecessary. This is Christian America. Period.
Not Christian America. It is America with a bunch of Christians in it. We aren't a Christian country.
You’ve misinterpreted me because this is a terrible format to have a deep convo. Sounds like we agree: America is not a Christian nation.
FuckmotheringxVampire
If she was such a good candidate they wouldn't need to rush her nomination...
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
In fairness they're not rushing because she's a bad candidate (tho she is), they're rushing because they need her to undermine the election.
psychokitty14
Your icon fits this comment insanely well.
KatieVick
Let’s also consider he violated his parties stance and hers on the use of Fetal Cells in his Covid treatment.
StillNotYouTube
How good she is is completely irrelevant. Only things that matters are who is president and who controls the senate.
We might never see an opposite party confirm a Supreme Court justice again after this mess.
theGildedDanMan
Bruh. Not true.
Such a compelling argument, you've convinced me!
They don’t need to rush it because she’s not a valid candidate. They need to rush it because if trump loses the election, she won’t stay /
Nominated and Biden will get the nomination. So they want to rush her into the questioning and approval phase so that congress can decide/
Before trump is no longer in office, assuming he loses.
UNusEduSeRnaMe101
Can he do that? Isn't this THE literal definition of extortion?
datCookieGuy
His supporters DON'T care. This should be abundantly clear to everyone by now
It's not, because it's so monumentally insane. If he "loses", then Dem control will allow them to steer a package, so he has no leverage.
Of course he can and its certainly not extortion.
Him deciding to wait until after the election and peeps screaming "EXTORTION!" is precisely where Trump Derangement Syndrome comes from.
"you dont get your own tax dollars back to help you survive unless I win" sounds a fucking lot like extortion
FWIW the best projections out there say both houses and the presidency fall to the Ds. So either way more money is coming.
they wouldnt take over until january. that is much too far away for the people struggling right now
horseman05
He has gone full Stupid!
AeonQuasars
Since when?
CityYeti
Since this doesn't come to a shock to anyone, he was already there
wattavan
has?
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I feel the U.S. has for allowing this to happen in the first place.
HairyChairstepper
As a US citizen, I can't argue that point.
Cayowin
This is not stupidity, this is the Gop plan being executed. Fuck the poor, stack the courts. No surprises
Sleepy360
ragingmollusk
Never go full stupid
sordatos
You mean cruel
anotherrandomname
He was already there.
JohnnyTwoStreams
Roid Rage.
Micro2112
THEY ARE NOT HIS REPRESENTATIVES. This is so far beyond disgusting
RogueWarrior76
He’s probably referring to the fact he’s paid for them
SadToSay
Oh but they are, it's Trump's party. All sanity has departed.
Edowyth
The "three branches" of gvmt in USA made a serious mistake when it became two-ish.
LumpWithaLeafHat
I think he's referring to his aides here, who are diplomatic middle men who carry his message to the senate, etc.
StaticXster70
By "representatives" he was probably referring to Mnuchin who was appointed to negotiate with Pelosi, because the GOP won't. But yeah, /1
MadHakon
Possibly, but let's not forget that he's addressed military brass as "my" generals as well
I never forget that the orange turd is barely comprehensible under the best of circumstances.
this is still extortion of the American voters and the electorate. The only way to fix it is to vote the assholes out of office.
yazheirx
I am a business man, I help ship the high volume eCommerce packages y’all are buying. If the masses get money they spend it. 1/?
My customers make money, y’all get stuff. My company makes money so we can pay our employees. The carriers - UPS, FedEx, USPS, OnTrac 2/?
And all of the new carriers that are popping up all over the country - they all make money to pay their employees. 3/?
All these employees spend money (Retailer,my coworkers, the carriers employees, etcI) and keep things going. The economy is slowing down 4/?
Even if they just send out a few hundred to everyone it will be main lining cash directly into the functioning economy. 5/6
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
I hope this sad excuse for a human burns.
TupacAintDead
Fucking cunt
Friendo2
fivefrozenfishfingers
Which is weird, because getting money in people's hands would surely be a positive for him politically, and leading into the election.
HighlandViking
ryechiss
This is disgusting
NikitaTokmakov
It’s the art of the deal a no deal
didja20
Its going to happen as soon as dems take over and he's gone.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I prefer my interpretation of "Over my dead body." Well if you say so, Donnie...
PharaohMisa
Incorrect. He could NOT have said this. I don't like him and I know he's an idiot, but SURELY this is a JOKE. Please lord tell me its a joke
RuListning
He started with hostage to get his billions for a wall and now he’s doing it again for votes
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
So anyone remember those Russian documents that he was also holding until after reelection? Or are we supposed to have forgotten about them?
CaldariBob
It's been 3 3/4 years of daily bullshit flowing under the bridge, so... which Russian documents were you thinking about?
comacomacomacomachameleon
chrisinsocalif
I worked at Disneyland, been on furlough and now unemployed. Now this. I don't know if I can survive past December.
laurenlena1
That sucks.
1AMTHEBATMAN
yeah but we live in california and a democrat runs the state so we're less than human in trump's eyes
Kopar
There's a good chance he's going to lose and they may lose the Senate too. It's really in favor of Republicans to pass a stimulus now that
Kopar
2/ they still have some degree of control over if there's fiscal concerns. I'm for a decent stimulus so okay, but delay only compounds the
Kopar
3/ amount needed later on. Shooting themselves in the foot again.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Is he trying to lose now? What is happening?
ImplodingPumpkin
There is a rally on the main street of my city. It's also 97. He doesn't have followers he has zealots.
mottaiboss
No people who support him and look at this and say “hey tough negotiator giving it to the demoncrats”
Ragabash1
I thought the congress and senate were elected to represent us, the people.
INeverWaitForIt
The R's haven't represented their constituents in decades.
db629
I would like him to get in a horrific car accident
Church14
Unfortunately for your wish, his only car is a nearly indestructible limo with a ready supply of compatible blood and medical treatments.
RobberBaronsBad
Senators do not and never should represent a presidents' interests. They represent their constituents.
MellifluousJoker
So let me get this right. This guy, who won't concede if he loses, is drugged up, infectious and blackmailing voters to appease his masters?
StephenDaniels
All except for the appeasing, Trump doesn't kowtow to anyone, not even his mom back in the day I bet. He acts on impulse and instinct only.
laurenlena1
storebrandproductmascot
Also, the Trump signs on the side of the road say "Trump 2020: No More Bullshit!" because backwards think is all they understand.
cabalin
And Republicans love it
Evacipate628
Tahel
HEY! I DID THAT TODAY ALSO!
NicholasChong
Haha, your ballot is rejected because the darkened area is outside the circle. Your intention is not clear. - said corrupt election officer.
ThailandExpress
Church14
It bothers me that he’s not even fucking the continental US. It looks like he’s fucking Midway
Avanchnzel
Is this real?!
ThailandExpress
are you interested in a slightly used bridge in NY?
I am willing to sell it cheap!
Avanchnzel
Hmm...I might be.....
Chromeburn8
No Donald, I'm not going to buy your bridge.
Thristen
You take cash?
TheRoomIsBest
I was wondering why all my stocks had a sudden drop. Should have known he had something to do with it.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I pulled mine temporarily, I figured this would be a shit show election.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
You know who WILL get us a stimulus package if he wins? #biden2020 Flawless victory.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
All he has to do is come out right now and say "When I'm elected, I'll pass a stimulus on day 1." Insta-votes
BigTunaLittleTuna198
Lol
ArcaneConjecture
We need the Senate also.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Welp the Kentucky Kremlin hasn't said anything yet about the status of his Covid tests...
comehomefransbrauder
God, I hope that crazy woman doesn't get on the court. I'm a Christian but fuck Christian Saudi Arabia. Fuck. That!
tigerlilytoph
Do we really need to bring another country into this? She is 100% American born and bred. No one else gets credit for her religious zealotry
Bizarkly
He's merely pointing out that she's Christian the way Saudi Arabia is Islamic -- *no alternatives accepted*... it's an analogy.
tigerlilytoph
It’s unnecessary. This is Christian America. Period.
comehomefransbrauder
Not Christian America. It is America with a bunch of Christians in it. We aren't a Christian country.
tigerlilytoph
You’ve misinterpreted me because this is a terrible format to have a deep convo. Sounds like we agree: America is not a Christian nation.
FuckmotheringxVampire
If she was such a good candidate they wouldn't need to rush her nomination...
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
In fairness they're not rushing because she's a bad candidate (tho she is), they're rushing because they need her to undermine the election.
psychokitty14
Your icon fits this comment insanely well.
KatieVick
Let’s also consider he violated his parties stance and hers on the use of Fetal Cells in his Covid treatment.
StillNotYouTube
How good she is is completely irrelevant. Only things that matters are who is president and who controls the senate.
StillNotYouTube
We might never see an opposite party confirm a Supreme Court justice again after this mess.
theGildedDanMan
Bruh. Not true.
FuckmotheringxVampire
Such a compelling argument, you've convinced me!
theGildedDanMan
They don’t need to rush it because she’s not a valid candidate. They need to rush it because if trump loses the election, she won’t stay /
theGildedDanMan
Nominated and Biden will get the nomination. So they want to rush her into the questioning and approval phase so that congress can decide/
theGildedDanMan
Before trump is no longer in office, assuming he loses.
UNusEduSeRnaMe101
Can he do that? Isn't this THE literal definition of extortion?
datCookieGuy
His supporters DON'T care. This should be abundantly clear to everyone by now
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
It's not, because it's so monumentally insane. If he "loses", then Dem control will allow them to steer a package, so he has no leverage.
StephenDaniels
Of course he can and its certainly not extortion.
StephenDaniels
Him deciding to wait until after the election and peeps screaming "EXTORTION!" is precisely where Trump Derangement Syndrome comes from.
1AMTHEBATMAN
"you dont get your own tax dollars back to help you survive unless I win" sounds a fucking lot like extortion
StephenDaniels
FWIW the best projections out there say both houses and the presidency fall to the Ds. So either way more money is coming.
1AMTHEBATMAN
they wouldnt take over until january. that is much too far away for the people struggling right now
horseman05
He has gone full Stupid!
AeonQuasars
Since when?
CityYeti
Since this doesn't come to a shock to anyone, he was already there
wattavan
has?
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I feel the U.S. has for allowing this to happen in the first place.
HairyChairstepper
As a US citizen, I can't argue that point.
Cayowin
This is not stupidity, this is the Gop plan being executed. Fuck the poor, stack the courts. No surprises
Sleepy360
ragingmollusk
Never go full stupid
sordatos
You mean cruel
anotherrandomname
He was already there.
JohnnyTwoStreams
Roid Rage.
Micro2112
THEY ARE NOT HIS REPRESENTATIVES. This is so far beyond disgusting
Friendo2
RogueWarrior76
He’s probably referring to the fact he’s paid for them
SadToSay
Oh but they are, it's Trump's party. All sanity has departed.
Edowyth
The "three branches" of gvmt in USA made a serious mistake when it became two-ish.
LumpWithaLeafHat
I think he's referring to his aides here, who are diplomatic middle men who carry his message to the senate, etc.
StaticXster70
By "representatives" he was probably referring to Mnuchin who was appointed to negotiate with Pelosi, because the GOP won't. But yeah, /1
MadHakon
Possibly, but let's not forget that he's addressed military brass as "my" generals as well
StaticXster70
I never forget that the orange turd is barely comprehensible under the best of circumstances.
StaticXster70
this is still extortion of the American voters and the electorate. The only way to fix it is to vote the assholes out of office.
yazheirx
I am a business man, I help ship the high volume eCommerce packages y’all are buying. If the masses get money they spend it. 1/?
yazheirx
My customers make money, y’all get stuff. My company makes money so we can pay our employees. The carriers - UPS, FedEx, USPS, OnTrac 2/?
yazheirx
And all of the new carriers that are popping up all over the country - they all make money to pay their employees. 3/?
yazheirx
All these employees spend money (Retailer,my coworkers, the carriers employees, etcI) and keep things going. The economy is slowing down 4/?
yazheirx
Even if they just send out a few hundred to everyone it will be main lining cash directly into the functioning economy. 5/6