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May 27, 2019 8:44 AM
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SpammersAreScum
Yes, but... "9 pm" at their non-Earth loc not necessarily night at the abduction loc. Never mind the transit time. Yes, I'm fun at parties.
waffleninjer
They abduct people when they won’t be missed. They make alien human hybrids. There are hybrids with mind control on earth now.
CodyEvaristo
Shouldn't be a problem finding a willing subject in San Fran...
sundaymondayhippyday
waffleninjer
This video will explain it to you: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IsN4wdfVXMk
waffleninjer
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.amp.html
MstrES
Dark side of the full moon
quinnthegingerbeanpole
Mysterious as, the dark side of, THE MOOOOOOOOOON
sosume
But tomorrow is Show 'n' Probe.
NotTinyPancakes
Sudden urge to Destroy All Humans
Seminole4ever
sysaphiswaits
Story checks out.
Aforaseem
SisterSpooky01
ibomohsin
Obviously, this raises a new question : why do aliens synch their daytime with Earth?
waffleninjer
Because they live here.
MRdotDUCK
Do anal probing count as being unfaithful when aliens do it?
nosoupforoldmen
Well, did you give your consent to be probed?
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
asking the real questions
FlyingButtPliers
Our colonoscopy technology is light years behind the alien standards. It's embarrassing really.
CityYeti
Doesn't matter if they're from a different country
kornholio135
Only if you’re into it.
nihilistdad
GokuIsABadFather
There are levels to it. When they abduct you? No. When they stick it in? No. When you say "deeper daddy?" Now it's cheating.
dusa1981
Not if you say “no probo”
doggobell
BulkSausage
jaiie
Bitch it might be.
sikzik
Gucci!
DS14
jaiie
NotTinyPancakes
The superior version
jaiie
Indeed!
betterave
This happened to me just last night. At 8:45.
imagineacoolnamehere
The abduction or one of your kids forgot something for the homework?
betterave
My kids forgetting the assignments have made me (sometimes) wish for abduction. My own.
TimNorris
Where'd you get the human?
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
The usual place. I think they call it "Nervahduh".
AureliaVerity
See, my dad was like: I guess you're gonna fail, should have budgeted your time better.
betterave
I've said it but then I manage to find the thing, at great cost to my own downtime/sanity/neighbours .
Mentor397
I know it's not related, but the 16th marked my 20th year since I joined Seti@home. Not sure why I mentioned it here. I'm just happy.
waffleninjer
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.amp.html
ilhares
1/ I just love how long it's been running. I had an account that I used to run on 3+ machines back in the 2000ish range, always while the
ilhares
PCs were idle. Back in 2010, I got to build a shiny new 24-core server for business, and I fired up SETI@Home on that just to compare.
ilhares
3/3 After a mere 8 hours, that single machine had massively out-performed all of my original machines' work in a year.
Mentor397
Yeah, I've never had a great computer, but every new one I get squashes the old ones pretty quick.
ilhares
I do video conversion work a lot. Old dual Xeon box took about an hour to do 45min into Mpeg2. Core Duo box did it in 15min. I love tech.