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OverthoughtUnderedited
Shouldn't have gone to Venus in search of all that penis
jalidi24
Uranus got destroyed.
Biggless9
To people who pronounce it "Yourunus": Who's anus?
Goodmerlinpeen
TheChunguskaEvent
worth it
DPHENS
Lightsmith
Urectum. Lets be adults
ftcooke10
One word: soda
AregularolPlumbus
Kids show we put on for my son has a planet song that pronounces it “yuranis” instead of “yur anus”. It’s actually pretty off putting lol.
itsdotcom
But then it's about urine, there's no winning
AregularolPlumbus
Lol true!
certainlynotaserialkiller
SeleneEvelyn
It was OP's mom
itsdotcom
Gottem
LordAdamant
You know that's someone's kink, right?
attofreak
with that patented fingerblast action
backrideup9
It's dirt. Did anyone expect it to patch itself up....maybe grow a dirt scab?
ufindjosh1
railgap
It's called a Slink and it was Monday.
SciFiGuy2018
So, how long exactly Uranus had blue balls?
Targe0
Been a long time, a long time.
Nunyajonesinc
Phrasing
malachilenomade
kiyop
AlienJeffries81
It was a Taco Bell
vegivamp
I mean, what did you think the moon is?
Hopelessromantic12
tailwagsdog
hehehe...massive
GrapeHero
Hit by Uncle’s Comet
DaveSamsonite
parabolic000
Asteroid 420 BD DRGN Stan 69
BingleyBingleyBeep
Aay lmao
UserMCP
That's why its axis of rotation is so wonky! And also it's a butt joke.
J3lek
ButteredNoodleDriver
You know how people say I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able to sit right? Basically what happened to uranus
magicmartyn86
itsdotcom
Yaaaaay
msd3k
For the love of God! And all that is Holy! My anus is bleeding!!
BustCheeks
I find this post relevant to my existence
Squeakybumcheeks
I k now the feeling :P
Athenawins
Damn better cut down in butt plug size then
itsdotcom
Never!
Eddyrock
How do you sit @op
itsdotcom
It's more of a squat
CrazedDrifter
someday maybe I'll be mature enough to not giggle at Uranus headlines. Today is not that day.
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
We will change it to urecrum to get rid of this silly joke
worldwarzero
I don't think I'll ever reach that age
QueefWind
I wish I mature enough to listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger
itsdotcom
Don't lose that joy, that youthful spark, laugh at Uranus forever!
Spootanany
The difference between you and me is I know I will never have that level of maturity
AtsaMattaForMe
DanBranDaMan
Tomorrow is not looking too good either
AlexSomething
If you survive to 2620, you'll be able to get over it.
VikingYetiChef
That's why they renamed it urrectum.
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
FUCK I DIDNT SEE YOUR COMMENT . I really need to read comments before I comment myself lmao
Grinch01
Dont worry that post pops up nearly weakly u get used to it. Like with all reposts