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Apr 11, 2026 10:51 AM
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daguq
#1 - forced memes should die quietly.
Wardonk3y
#5 JD Vance leaves meat on Buffalo wings.
FermentTheRich3000
#whatever- you dont have to do the extra work. If you do, theyll do it again. Act your wage.
emu314159127001
#13 "So for the kids, once upon a time Google used to be a search engine, and if you got deep into the mindset of the algorithm, you had 'google-fu,' and could find things like magic."
alienstomper
#23 to be fair he has spent like 80 years living in hedgerows, and i dont think he changed his clothes once until he became king of gondor
Kathelldeath
#49 I had anthropology Tuesdays and Thursdays
I swear the professor left class on Tuesday, had a really rough Wednesday, and showed up in the same disheveled outfit on Thursday. He was also a jazz pianist on the side. Cool dude
wherearemytesticles
#18 The world SEEMED simpler. Under the hood it was still broken.
Heisanevilgenius
#2 Now I'm imagining a vampire movie where a group of vampires is stalking a group of survivors and they shove a junkie back to distract the vampires as they escape. The vampires rush over to their new victim but stop short and look at each other and shake their head no. Then one vampire goes up and bites the guy and they're like "Wow, Carl, you'll eat anything"
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
#1 not sure if DiCaprio or Pitt!
do7rkb5n
#22 oh self care resonates with me, all right
GrandChampion
#18 oh god I remember this one. The also put screens in the headlights. I forget who said it, but someone actually said “this is the dumbest thing we’ve ever done”
CookieMonstersCrumbs
#49 All of my professors except two were extremely chill. Those two made me want to commit arson.
Kiares
#8 they found him after a 4 day hide in the trees.
Fanner50
#29 Some old relative will tell you, you’ll regret not having kids when you’re older.
Nope, in my 7th decade, just finished a scuba diving trip to Indonesia.
No regret.
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
That's awesome 👊
truthader
#34 geez. Is OP a memewatcherwatcher
RichardPenne
#1 Who is he?
yokwe
Many of these made me laugh out loud, annoying my wife. Thank you.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I upvoted bc on the surface it sounded funny, but on second thought... does the sound of you laughing usually annoy your wife?
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
Then my work here is done. Tell your wife I said hi 😄
mondeca
#3 Bank: "Did you spend $X at Circuit City and $Y at a liquor store?"
Me: "Yes, I did."
Bank: "Okay, enjoy your weekend!"
do7rkb5n
#27 sauce?
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#25 I would watch that movie.
flashums
#3 these are getting out of hand. Was this specifically made for me? Is someone else living my life? Am I that basic? No, its the memes. Their growing smarter
sundaymondayhippyday
They’re….. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbGw1bWt1anRucjl1NWNjZnVqYmc4a3VocnVqMnl3eWVjbXZnYmFlNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/giphy.mp4
flashums
I realized that immediately after posting but I don't respect words there all made up
mak10z
Fanner50
I hated the term ‘Trail and Error”
It’s not an error.
It’s Trial and analyze
ADDGirl
Well sometimes you take the wrong trail, it's a fixable error at least.
schrodingerscatfood
“Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down.”
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bambulina
#7 no one ever did.
gtotherizzle
Thanks @op
CatEyebrows
Leo is a huge zio
toledontohinope
#42 Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Dr.Acula
exbenedict
Came here for this comment. Well done good sir/madam/
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
Read that as "good sir/Madman/whatever"...
coughingintensifies
#2 it never ceases to amaze me that tylenol is being singled out as the next “this is bad for you” thing. Over here it’s the most boring run-of-the-mill go to over the counter medication available (as long as you adhere to recommended doses). What’s the beef? Is it manufactured discontent to strengthen sales of other drugs? Is it health nutcase grifting? It can’t be genuine, can it? Help me understand please.
SeanBeanJovi
RFK Jr says it causes autism. It doesn't.
sundaymondayhippyday
Trumpian RFK nonsense-
U Know, made up shit to distract from the fact they are am dismantling and aim to weaken and destroy America
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
It's always been run-of-the-mill boring over the counter meds till, as another commenter said, RFK Jr. and that subset of psychos got into power.
sundaymondayhippyday
It may be four
michiyl
oh nooooooo
CreeewDeeeTaaay
#40 a reminder: The Babylon Bee is a version of The Onion, but for conservatives.
DdCno1
Broken clock and all that.
Ih8thisSoMuch
#1 When you make documentaries pleading with the public to act on climate change then hop on your private jet cause your buddy the trillionaire is hosting the worst of the parasite class at his dumb-ass wedding and has rented out the city of Venice for you to frolic (plus, where better to find your latest perpetually 25 yr old gf)
Sk3tz0
Are on the hating Leo bandwagon now.. Lol. When did this become a thing..
HeadJamistan
Don't forget leasing superyachts from your rich oilbuddies!
Ivain
Speaking of the perpetual 'drop them at 25' joke, was there any indication dicaprio is in the epstein list? I need to know where on my list of uber-rich evil he fits.
Primotimewaster
I doubt he's on the list, but there have been rumors that he was a victim as a young teen. Which explains his stunted emotional growth.
DdCno1
He's in the files, but there appears to be no actual connection to Epstein: https://epsteinexposed.com/persons/leonardo-dicaprio Looks to me like he's clean. By all accounts, he just likes young women of legal age who are moving in the same spheres as he does. Morally questionable due to the increasing age difference and definite power imbalance, but that's about it.
neithermenoryou
At least one victim has testified somewhere that Epstein considered DiCaprio a friend that he hangs out with during one of the massages she had to give him. DiCaprio also dated a 17y old when he was 25, so I wouldn't be surprised if later documents will feature him more. There are still 3m pages left unpublished.
CatEyebrows
Don’t forget he’s a zio
CheetosOnMyFingers
He's a what?
CatEyebrows
A Zionist. He supports Isreal
fubizdaddie
Aw fuck really? Damn I used to like him like ... 15 years ago. Haven't kept up, maybe part of me knew.
CatEyebrows
Sadly yes