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I’d been depressed at the thought of people using it for their wedding vows and then my coworker told me she used it for her mom’s eulogy and I just… wow.
They say the smeek shall inherit. And you’re a smeek little guy
Me but about Mike Faist
Doing this with cougar calendar and finding beautiful older women
Gertie tax
Bruce tax
Nessie tax https://imgur.com/gallery/memes-vol-655-w2XWhEG
PunnyTiger
#3 when you order Timon and Pumbaa from temu
mcbotulism
#1 Are we supposed to be laughing at the asterisk after "Cleans Better" (seemingly implying that that claim might be a lie; like somehow your asshole might end up even shittier after using Charmin), or at that bear's great big giant fat mommy milkers?
haveanupvotegif
KamonDS
#1
ColdestOne
#24 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3pnNWh6NW4xNzN1emJ2Mno2N2gzdWI5cmdlZDVxbG5lb2pyMzdwZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU/200w.webp
trigonman3
#21 I saw this in Maui in 2021 and thought it was lovely.
mothmam
#13 that’s adorable.
Willk95
#1 Mr. noem is that you?
TheWeebleWobler
#1 There's an asterisk, why is there an asterisk?
ParaspriteHugger
#21 times so bad even the fast food joints got depressed
CaptainScarfish
#5 https://youtu.be/y85nqc2zm7M It's a long one, but a very important one for anyone who wants to fight against AI.
PunnyTiger
#21 trying to rebrand themselves as a "dining experience" and jacking up the price. Bitch, the only people who go there are people with kids, and people who can't afford real food; you've discarded everyone but the nostalgia customer paying boutique prices for a fleeting reminder of a happier time
jleelewis
#1 Bryon Noam?
MayMayz4DayzYo
#16 Well, I ain’t never had a friend like them…
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
#13 they DO
pullingsixty
#18 He doesn't care. Look how baked he is.
mindnumbingbraincandy
#11 YOU KNOW THE MEAK ARE GONNA GET WHATS COMIN TO EM, BY AND BY
danat101
EatPieLander
#14 " ... oh ..."
MakeItBackAlright
#7 to be fair Kendrick did not start it but fuck did he finish it
salunatics
#1
Kheldarn
People ignoring Mr. Whipple and squeezing the Charmin is how we ended up with the bears…
deepfriedoreos
Wow, I forgot about that dude.
magaoitin
"Sherman, set the Wayback machine to 1960". The legendary Mr Whipple.
YuffieK
#1
MayMayz4DayzYo
*this tweet has been deleted*
YuffieK
The internet is FOREVER
trigonman3
#27 Jim is a treasure, I love his comics and his bunny. @jkbenton
Stanistani
#2 Are we just going to skate by that being the kitten from the ancient meme 'Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten'?
MayMayz4DayzYo
#13 I wish I lived in that world.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#4
ParaspriteHugger
#17 speaking German adds a nice little double meaning there...
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Help a sad monolingual person out?
ParaspriteHugger
"Klaus" sounds like "klau's", a shortened form of "klau es", which is an informal translation of "steal it".
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Hah! Omg that's amazing, thanks!
MayMayz4DayzYo
#30 FFS, now I gotta go to Urban Dictionary again. Damn kids.
psugab
Please update
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Most of the time context clues can fill it in for ya. Most of the time.
PillsburyFroBoy
Can you help the rest of us Olds out please?
trigonman3
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Gonna let you in on a secret, it's more fun to not know the meaning of the latest zoomer/alpha speak but still choose to pepper their words into conversations. I dropped "aura-mogged by lime juice" at Easter dinner and my brother looked at me like I sprouted a second head.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#5 I use it to write “professional” emails that are fake as fuck anyway, might as well get a robot to do the bullshit for me.
Weddings vows and eulogies are wild though, yikes.
danat101
Dude you get paid for writing emails and you’re still using the resources and destroying the environment. But wow yeah you’re so much better than the other people
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I get paid to teach middle schoolers, not to waste time making sure my emails are sanitized. I write what I want to say, then run it through AI to make sure it sounds “professional”. This happens maybe once a day.
But sure, I’m the one destroying the environment.
Niagaran
Yeah. You fucking are. Eat shit.
DangerBaer
*/s
JayDeeDubs
#18 I never want a PM who wouldn't take a goofy picture with the star of a gay hockey TV show
Iplaybadguys
Ah, never seen the show, I was confused- he looks like the musician Marcin
guyanesebro420
Funny enough my first thought (as a non canadian) was which one? Both 10/10
danat101
You’re so right
BodgeandScarper
I mean, it obviously could be worse, but he is getting ready to gut Canada Post, lay off thousands of federal workers, ignore Indigenous rights, and *chef's kiss* in combo with Doug Ford, deliver $8 billion in relief to developers in Southern Ontario...the fuckery abounds. Yes, he's better than PP, but I just can't work up a stiffy for the guy...or the Liberal party, period.
JayDeeDubs
No, I'd love a more progressive PM myself, but the options for worse get so much worse, especially when looking around at some neighbors
magaoitin
Definitely a step in the right direction. What kind of "goofy" picture was your last PM know for again? Wearing brownface makeup, a turban, and robes at an "Arabian Nights" themed gala at West Point Grey Academy, iirc.
redtruck
Ya JT had no life experience, outside his Dad's shadow. Nice enough guy, but quite awkward, and a bit obtuse. Tried to hard to please people
JayDeeDubs
Certainly not a great moment. But Trudeau would've posed for photos with stars of a gay hockey show still. Can you say the same of your political leaders?
magaoitin
Ha, gods no, easily half of the politician in my country are right winged bigoted anti everything libreral related when it comes to sexuality (and likely most are closet homosexuals themselves.)