Remember when you could position yourself like that and your back would be fine? Just looking at that makes me want to go get an Advil. And I ain't even that old!
The funniest part about this is that in the 90s and 00s, you could only do this at the very very beginning or the very very end of the day, target was packed at all the other times because only working class and old people have ever had money and they all shopped there all day long.
I fkn hated going to target. I still go to my local version of a Walmart instead of either target or Walmart, but I do not miss going to target when it was busy AF That shit was some level of actual hell.
It doesn't look like they are knocking anything over or making a mess at all, just being weirdos in public. Now the guy who went for a kick at them could be charged with assault. He acted in violence against them while unprompted.
I hate to say it, but you think the mega rich are the ones who'll have to deal with this bullshit, or the overworked employees who are already shit upon by the company?
As a Target employee who was the victim of one of these "nothing was broken" pranks before, no. Fuck them. The pressure corporate puts on their employees and the expectations of other customers on workers who are already over worked and likely very stressed is just cruel and unfair.
Go play pranks on your friends, not strangers just trying to work. We're abused enough by society: don't add to it and laugh at our expense.
They didn't do shit to any employee in the vid. They involved themselves, I'd it's not your job to escort people out mind is fucking business and go about your job. You don't need to insert yourself on behalf of the business, unless you just want to power trip.
Then let me come over to your house and roll around in a tire, so long as I'm not breaking anything. And if you get involved or call the police, you're clearly having a power trip. Let's see how well your words hold up once the shoe is on the other foot.
paradoliac
It's M.C. Escher all over again!
tehdrunkmoose
I need more
liquinas
Master, destroyers!
bertchstudio
This is the future drug users want
And I'm so here's for it
Moar absurd! MOAR!!!
splorqqqq24
Rocky Rodent enemies??
HuskyPirate
Droideka
duhh33
Dude in the high-vis vest is the human equivalent of feinting goat.
smashpro1
Jedi are no match for Droideka!
SOSwalt
Remember when you could position yourself like that and your back would be fine? Just looking at that makes me want to go get an Advil. And I ain't even that old!
GreenJayBird
I'm not old I'm 37!
bertchstudio
The funniest part about this is that in the 90s and 00s, you could only do this at the very very beginning or the very very end of the day, target was packed at all the other times because only working class and old people have ever had money and they all shopped there all day long.
I fkn hated going to target.
I still go to my local version of a Walmart instead of either target or Walmart, but I do not miss going to target when it was busy AF
That shit was some level of actual hell.
bingotown
God that would break my spine immediately.
WiiShaker
Kids used to do shit like this in the Jacksss days.
Dracology
Enjoy the lack of back pain while you can is all I can say
Oatmealman1
My neck and back hurt just by watching this
gtotherizzle
Now I want to watch the movie "Rubber" again
masterpainimeanbetty1
no reason.
jodu
Wont your back be killing you after just a few minutes walking like that?
ChicksDigTrucks
Redshadow09
seriously this movie is just wild for its time. just the idea of it is ridiculous
ColeTslaw
Great movie!
EricAirheart
We need more humor like this. No one messing with anyone just people being silly
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
that worker fucked herself up for no reason
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
But, she was wearing a safety vest. /s
LittleRobot71
If that was actually a worker and not just part of the skit then that was just instant karma.
CouldntCakeLess
Was somewhat funny too tho.
thotheger
This has the essence of a beastie boys music video
HeadJamistan
I didn't get why until I realized there's a dude in a hi vis.
sfrinlan
Are you telling us it's a sabotage?
bobgunrunnersmith
They look tired.
Almaadin
You win the internet for today.
Nowisgood1951
too easy
VidaVita
It wasn't a goodyear
LunarEntropy
Just roll with it
PotatoPirateTheThird
This is all i was thinking about
Redshadow09
GOD I miss/love Bionicles
phovos
That's exactly what I was thinking of! Those adorable bastards are like 24 years old now.
PotatoPirateTheThird
ow
CouldntCakeLess
They see them rollin...
keyblader1985
They hatin
cytherians
invaderjak
on the one hand, a person's place of business is not your place to fuck around for internet points, on the other hand, fuck target
notmyrealface
Oh, please, no business is sacred enough that fun should be outlawed. Fuck all corporations. Just fascism by another name.
SPQAAE
Target- "We make our prices...juuuust high enough to keep certain people out of our stores."
Bubbells
It doesn't look like they are knocking anything over or making a mess at all, just being weirdos in public. Now the guy who went for a kick at them could be charged with assault. He acted in violence against them while unprompted.
Snooj
I think he hurt himself more than anything.
dobe0TieDancer
The guy doing the kick was part of their group.
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
Gotta kick the tires to make sure the whole car is in working order
RocketKokket
If they weren’t making a mess I would’ve gotten a kick out of this when I worked retail
Nykidemus
Are they even making a mess? If they were knocking over displays or something sure, but the clip only shows them walking around like goobs
Myoron
I see shirts and shoes, I don't see a problem here.
nevercompromisenoteven
Same, if they are chill I would not even be mad.
iBoulderDash
I hate to say it, but you think the mega rich are the ones who'll have to deal with this bullshit, or the overworked employees who are already shit upon by the company?
awkungen42
This is a non issue, if they're not breaking shit, let em be weird.
iBoulderDash
As a Target employee who was the victim of one of these "nothing was broken" pranks before, no. Fuck them. The pressure corporate puts on their employees and the expectations of other customers on workers who are already over worked and likely very stressed is just cruel and unfair.
Go play pranks on your friends, not strangers just trying to work. We're abused enough by society: don't add to it and laugh at our expense.
awkungen42
They didn't do shit to any employee in the vid. They involved themselves, I'd it's not your job to escort people out mind is fucking business and go about your job. You don't need to insert yourself on behalf of the business, unless you just want to power trip.
iBoulderDash
Then let me come over to your house and roll around in a tire, so long as I'm not breaking anything. And if you get involved or call the police, you're clearly having a power trip. Let's see how well your words hold up once the shoe is on the other foot.
69Voltage
Damn it, those things look similar to things in a video game, I just can’t remember which one
pancreas
gran turismo?
gablestout
sfrinlan
I feel like the incredibly slow standing up somewhat defeats the purpose of the rolling fast entry
gablestout