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#skeltor #public_service_anouncment
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#skeltor #public_service_anouncment
jesusisherelookbusy
IDontFeelLikeGettingCreativeWithMyUsername
I always upvote Skeletor
WaitingonCoffee
Your mom is older than your rectum.
RummageSaleBubbler
Depends on what else you can lick at the same time
tanebot
Wait what happens next time?
MrAdamArce
You can also lick your finger's reflection
bubbawasmybestgoodfriend
wait. holy shit
Fishammer
DarkMagic1516
You don't have a reflection in the dark.
viva93
no I can lick a mirror anywhere. you're just licking a mirror
Inmate45
But no matter where you try to lick, your tongue will end up being what is reflected there.
TresusIbor
Well maybe it's because he doesn't have lips that he thinks that...
CrispyNougat
You lick the mirror...
Chainhealer
testzero
My tongue tastes like glass.
sethro109
What if I lick faster than the speed of light?
Maungroas
Jawwah
what are you talking about? My hand is part of my reflection, and if you're only counting your face, everyone is able to lick their lips...
NotSoSmartAlek
touch your tongue to your reflection. go ahead. what part of your reflection is it touching?
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sharkbateoohaha
Is the only part of your reflection that you can fuck your dick?
FundamentallyFlawed
This is the highest Skeletor PSA, ever. Thanks cannabis!
zolan
These type of posts screw me up for hours.....
BantersaurousRex
Your bones will always be wet whilst you're using them.
Dravit
You don't wash your hands. They wash each other while you just stand there and watch.
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VitaminBeaPositive
I wager with two mirrors you can lick your reflections ass.
IntentiomalTypo
Misterdruglicious
What about your lips
Inmate45
That was almost my exact reaction.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
@OP found out through trial and error
Jawwah
My name is Jarrah and I do not approve of this message.
sendbooze
awetasticadventure
But... My lips are always chapped. Oh god. OH GOD.
bellowdeepinahorpse
So "tongue in cheek(s)" works for yours and mine, gotcha
adilmian
‘Stratified squamous non-keratinized’ for anyone who is curious.
krslvsasuka101
That's what they invented large format printers for
DontusetheMword
On tonight's LNI competition for weirdest factoid:
combatwombat0
Your belly button is older than your rectum
khp041000
At one point your belly button basically WAS your rectum
jscuster
Half your DNA was made a few days before you were conceived. The other half was made inside your grandmother.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
:o
Mikanojo
Iya. No, i can lick mai own chin, and the tip of mai nose, and mai forearms, and knees, and feet!
NotSoSmartAlek
but that's not your reflection, is it?
Mikanojo
Yes it is. when i like those parts of me, i also do it in the reflection!
Mikanojo
i meant to type lick instead of like, but like works too ╮(๑′ᴗ′๑)╭
NotSoSmartAlek
you're supposed to be licking the reflection.
Mikanojo
You inferred that, but it does not actually say that. There is more than one way to interpret it.
kriswinters
Your nipples are older than your teeth.
notmyrealface
Your whole body replaces all its cells every 7 years except for your teeth so no, teeth are older.
SenfinaZeit
You nipples are a theseus ship of new cells. Your teeth are permanent. I could really see an argument for either.
Kailhun
Not if they're false. False teeth, that is. Not false nippels.
ThadeusPrinceOfFoxes
I don’t know what to do with this information.
stardraigh
All my original cells have died and now I've got new cells... all now younger than my eating bones
baals
If you can lick your elbow you developed a larger brain as a baby
Amitty
I’ve seen it done. Although rare.
Motosapien
GuttaPercha
Teeth are not bone in any way.
zombiekitten
Um actually... that's the skill of a child of about 6-7. Teeth buds don't develop before nipples.
Motosapien
My wife and I are in agreement. We have a 5yo and a 3yo. It's unsettling to know this is inside their heads!
whiskeydingo
Fun fact: all human beings start out as anuses. First few weeks after fertilization, you go from a cell cluster to a blastopore (tiny anus).
Grevling89
Most of us grow out of that phase but some (those who leave leave gates open for example) are still just assholes
RavenVG
Learned too from the doctor that the anus is the last thing to get skin. Your skin travels from head and feet to anus.
RavenVG
And that sometimes, just above your anus, it doesnt fuse all the way