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Apr 14, 2016 4:23 AM
prilldomon
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PhenTsoksar
If you didn't come away from a Carlin show laughing, angry, and contemplative then you wasted your time and money. Be Excellent Rufus!!
hairylifetimes
Such an astute person!
Fahqnerds
His perception of average is stupid.
Archaon6044
#6 Why?
craevir
He gives such good life advice, but his views on religion are so uninformed that it urges me to re-evaluate his life advice! A conundrum!
StevieBIGSack
He was ahead of his time , last one is happening now!!! They knew they had to get rid of him so they did
13urnzz
i read these in his voice. . .
takemystrifeplease
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
ProbablynotaBear
Chaos is relative.
LordCuntPunter
Somebody's jelly he's not Irish...
ghostwarlock
He was Irish. His father was an Irish immigrant and his mother was Irish-American.
scummos
Meh, the first one is not even true. That is only valid for symmetric distrbutions.
TonyBalogna
"Fuckin' meow."
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I made a Carlin reference the other day, and none of the 20-22 year olds in my class got it. I felt old, and afraid for the youth of America
Bowtiesarecool45
Great quotes, love this man, but how the hell did this get to the fp with 297 votes??
pleaseadopt
Is that a reddit thing? Getting to the top with very few points, even less than this?
BunsaSteel
Copperbrat
#2 speaks to me. So many people caught up with the purpose or meaning of life, or how unfulfilled/bored they are. It's life. Get on with it.
beeratius
I'm not sure I get the "i am" / "i do" one
kkanne20
prison sentence
daverabbich
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence
TheDauphin
He has no idea what prayer is. It's not about asking for things. Largely, it's seeking what one's part is in the divine plan
WhatDoesntKillYou
I would have voted for him!
dwicko
saw the legend in toronto before he died thankfully
darkunited
#12 is one of my favorite bits. His last performance was his best.
tippytruck
RealScienceMan
#1 You mean median George.
JcHire0135
"get on the plane, get on the plane. i say fuck you I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get on the plane."
Ratgrot
There seems to be less WIND in here
letstrytobefriends
Well, he should say the 'median' intelligence of people. Average doesn't imply half is above and half is below.
hotrats
Yeah, because that's what really gets those guffaws in a comedy routine, splitting hairs over statistical jargon.
TheAnarchoCapitalist
Would be awesome to see george carlin roast barnie sandlers.
MvdVeen
Last image is directly a rant against people like Trump. So it's Trump he would roast. I'm pretty sure he'd actually support Sanders.
prilldomon
Didn't realize how tiny some of these were, did it all through my phone, so sorry to those who can't read some of them
pleaseadopt
On phone, no problem reading them. Thanks for the post!
iKnow
Post looks fine on the mobile app, OP ????
NR97420
And I'm getting REAL sick of guys named Todd...
prilldomon
High Todd I'm tucker!
AquilaJM
Oh god I even heard that in his voice.
Wetgoat
What ever happened to guys with manly names? Like Butch.. and Chuck Steak
ScottGordon
Fuck tucker, tucker sucks.
Schmedes
And Todd's other friend Kyyyyyyyyle.
Jameski07
I'm gonna assume Carlan had serious issues with God. Funny how people will talk the most about things they know of the least.
Yathatwasme
I'm pretty sure he contemplated God enough to rival most adamant church-goers. Not everyone gets the same answer.
ghostwarlock
He was raised Roman Catholic and went to Catholic school until he was 15.
TheDauphin
Wow 15, he must be a pro
TheDauphin
I went until I was 18, so by that logic I know more than him
ghostwarlock
Religious instruction six days (M though F plus Sun) a week for 10 years is way more than one day a week (Sun) for 30 years.
TheDauphin
Going until you're 15 is less than the average Catholic, he's not that knowledgeable just b/c of it, plus he's a cynic
ghostwarlock
TheDauphin
Also, have you been to Catholic school? We went to Mass few times a week, had *1* an extra class period for theology and openly prayed
TheDauphin
There wasn't a whole lot of different things we did than other schools, besides kick public schools butts in sports