DrasticBastard
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Jul 19, 2021 11:31 AM
DrasticBastard
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theangryjanitor
Not me comrade
matthiasfactor
I mean…one can’t be regrown…and the other can, with work.
RedTailedHawk
Maybe Lorena can cut off Bobert's dick.
fluffy4000
This is silly
popebadass
Korbo
I don't like my options here. Can't I just lose my love handles? Or the hair on my taint?
Harryteeters
Lauren Boebert teeth trims your taint hair while grabbing your love handles?
Korbo
Kinky. But as long as she isn't allowed to speak, I'll take it.
simianruler
The hair on my taint and I have come to an understanding, I leave it alone and it continues to me just awful.
MammaryExhibitNumberOne
Dehairing cream :)
DigitalRebel
Neither of them wants to be near your penis, so there’s that
DrasticBastard
Unfortunately Bobert is near my democracy.
HeyOP
I might take your assessments of the risks she poses to "your democracy" if you'd done enough research to spell her name right.
palmo
I dunno. If you whip it out at the bowling alley Boebert will marry you.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Arrest sauce: https://mk0annelandmanby7cj2.kinstacdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Boebert-Jason-record-2.pdf
clwadd
I mean…as long as you don’t have a tiny dick, pretty likely it can be reattached. But small schmeat is just gone.
clwadd
Uh oh. Someone gotta tiny peener lmao
RackhamTheRed
How you dealing with it so far?
clwadd
Hey, I’m sorry you guys feel so threatened by the tiny dick comments. Lmao. My husband and I are satisfied over here.