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Dec 19, 2015 4:04 PM
SemiOriginalKit
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RCGUY
Pet it. with HIS penis.
ballsoffury
Pet it. With my penis.
TheNowBannedBecauseOfBullshitCommunityRulesChaoticNachos
take ye fakin shit bak to fac-e-book.
Contundo
go the fuck back to sleep
grndpnder
http://imgur.com/elYHN1X
Randomice
Call Ripley and let her deal with it.
U4ume4us
blow holes through my floor trying to blast it with a shotty
onionbutt
Let it outside to do its business, then fill it's food bowl. Rub its belly when it comes back in. "Good boy, Felix."
dweadpiewitwobbits
I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him!
OhElleNo
Throw the mattress at it, then stomp the fuck out of that mattress.
ShrubNinja
Well, it's less dangerous than a snake, because tarantulas aren't really a threat to humans, and this traded a snake mouth for a spider.
Decapitron
Ask it if it wants to cuddle.
Upierczi
Set my room on fire.
ps238principal
Call Animal Planet because I'm going to be RICH!
thebearking
assume i'm still sleeping and roll over
StopLookingAtMyUserName
Post it instantly on Fb, what else ?
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StopLookingAtMyUserName
Thanks, fam
InertUsername
Contrary to what one might think, the biology of this thing combines the weaknesses of both species, not the strengths
spitfires2000
Did you parents tell you this? (ᵔᴥᵔ)
saltednutlog
That's what it wants you to think.
Bobbydancer
Even weak this demon is the stuff of nightmares
ShrubNinja
That's what I thought too. Loses the snake's fangs and venom, the spider loses its mobility. This thing isn't dangerous to anyone.
TinyOctopus
Except, you've also just increased lethality by a LOT. Spider venom isn't very toxic normally, but get one to that size, and it's pumping
ShrubNinja
Now it's much harder to bite you because of the size of its body, and that's a tarantula, which is usually only about as bad as a wasp sting
TinyOctopus
way more venom into you. Tiny Octopus would still bag it, tag it, and name it for science, however.