Simpsons and the New York mayor race

Jun 25, 2025 10:08 PM

This is Riley Black's Cat named Strata. Look at that "feed me" face. LOOK AT IT!!!!

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#5 me all day today

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

May they melt. o7

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look, I'm not from New York, but Mamdani is hoping to lower the cost of Halal chicken over rice from $10 and that gets a vote in my book.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I love when Repubs try to make progressives look evil & instead we go, "oh fuck yeah! Let's goooooo!"

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#8 What are newborns gonna do with baby baskets anyway? Put their baby laundry in it? Ridiculous!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They should give them to the infertile MAGA queens for picnic baskets!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Weird I keep having flashbacks to all the shitlib cunts saying things like "vote blue no matter who" and "people who didn't vote for Kamala are the reason we have trump!"
Funny how they turned right around and screamed "don't vote for a progressive because we hate him!" and "we're literally rather a fascist run NYC than someone slightly less right wing than andrew cuomo!"

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Yeah, my first reaction to seeing that tweet is that it MUST be a false-flag attempt at inciting division and chaos since it's the antithesis of "vote blue no matter who," but everyone here is acting like it's legitimate.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it is legitimate. "blue no matter who" was just code for "shut up and vote for your republicans-in-blue ties, fuck you leftists"

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well well well, liberals don't get their way once and immediately go scaremonger mask-off about "if you vote for someone we don't endorse, we're going to let this country burn!". Although, to be fair, I'm sure they would've done the same if they didn't manage to stiff Bernie like they did in 2016.

Seems like the democratic party are the enemy more than progressives are. Like we always knew was the case, but it's nice they're so open and upfront about it now.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

Those damn voters being mind controlled by the DNC to not vote for Bernie multiple times in multiple primaries. Its such a bummer all democratic voters are brain dead morons.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Wait no, I'm not.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Listen. I'm not even saying you're wrong, but can you tie this into a simpsons quote?

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And put you out of a job?

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Be the change you want to be New Yorkers. Be the beacon of light in this foggy dark times.

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

how can I be a double cheeseburger in my own mouth

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does the Marylin Manson treatment apply?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know the how nor the why but you have my support!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 What a frustrating thing to see. I wanna kick them in the ass.

9 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Now he's won, they'll try to suck up to him.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing is, they did not lie at all there. They're telling you who Democrats are.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, AOC is the devil. Wait.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's like they're dissing my fly girl!

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Give em the 411.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like the DNC didn't learn anything when they fucked over Bernie for Hillary and made us lose to Trump.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That didn't happen. No one got fucked over, stop turning your allies into enemies because you don't grasp the population in the USA at all.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

We never got to see an honest faceoff in the primary between Bernie and Hillary because the DNC shanked him and shoved him down the stairs. The money that controls the Dems wanted Hillary. So the party made it happen. Like, this isn't speculation. This is all verifiable.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They did not. Bernie didn't get the votes and people acted like this happened because teh reality upset them.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not verifiable, its a nonsense story people tell themselves. So you're saying BERNIE SANDRS is one of those monied interests that controls the democrats as HE WAS ONE That said "vote for her"

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Liberals who'd rather let the thoroughly fascist Republicans win than another Democrat they don't completely agree with are literally fascists themselves.

9 months ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

You're not worng

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What’s the saying? Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extremism and authoritarianism are not mutually exclusive to left or right. Certainly more common on the right. But there is always the threat of it on the left. Decades and decades of performative liberals only seeking power for the sake of power forms the backbone of Democratic leadership. They are the reason why "both sides" arguments were the default until the Republicans stopped pretending to not be Nazis.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Liberals aren't left wing.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, that's not literal fascism, that's just stupid.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No, we currently are sending people to foreign death camps without trial. That's fascism and Democrats have done a lot of brick laying for that. Also, Kamala, even as the better choice, is still invested in private prisons

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it comes to fascism, there's no room for fence sitting. You are either committed to defeating fascism or you're enabling fascism. There is truly no in-between.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So you support the one of the two parties fighting against it, the democrats right?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As long as they aren't weirdo Republicans running as Democrats, which they do a lot in lower level races people pay less attention to.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thats less "Dino" or anything like that. Thats just fraud. Should be criminalized.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but they aren't "literal".. nm you're right

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, no, no. It is. Literally. Out left wing leaders would be pretty far right wing anywhere else.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0