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Seriously, though, it has exploded.
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BadProgram
"NUMBER 5 WILL MAKE YOU FUCK YOUR DAD" - Danny Sexbang
DixonButts
Clickbait always existed. It's just before clicks, it was called sensationalism. Old 'clickbait' started the Spanish-American war.
SpadesNeil
Report such posts for spam.
TopHattedTeaMan
remember when youtube didn't play ads?
zard0z
No. Headlines have always been designed to hook the reader. To say otherwise is false.
jackoffalltraides
I never click... Never
shmeffster
Pepperidge farm remembers
yestsi
Buzzfeed I loathe you.
Momish
#4 will blow your mind!
cmauffray1
I wanted to click the link, and then THIS HAPPENS!
Quiettouch64
Who? Who is it!? WHO REMEMBERS!!??
Ltserb
I want to up AND down vote
ChicksDigTrucks
So side-vote. Do it by pushing the "next" button.
thefeev
I'd like to go up AND down on you!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
FUCK. YOUUUUUUUU.
ZaeMillion
Buzzed is brilliant. They figured out my age from the year I was born.
BaronVonnChickenPants
Bakers hate him!
Speldrawng
Is it Pepperidge Farms that remembers? I forget...
TheDesigned
"When She Places A Mug Over An Egg, It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This. After learning how easy this is, I can't wait to try it at home"
TheDesigned
- The voice of a generation
floppydonkeydank
I shit bricks
LakeLaogai
But when I find out who remembers it will probably blow my mind, right?
Hydrogen1803
Pepperidge farm remembers...
Slartifartbest
Even CNN does this now fercrissakes. Buttholes.
PizzaWolf
You Will Not Believe This One Obnoxious Way To Make Everyone Hate Your Website
QUALITYCONTR0L
Quality
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
By removing NSFW content from comments?
nomorecah
By capitalizing the beginning of every fucking word in a sentence.
Awesummzzz
This was a sarcastic title which explajns the capitalization but I do agree with you
SabrinaMarie88
Part of my job is to write compelling headlines on a daily basis. Every one if these damn things make me cringe.
SabrinaMarie88
Headlines are hard, ok. (For print even more so)
stilloldbull
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/01/05/virologist
owlness
Tomorrow's Buzzfeed article: Everything From the 90s You'd Forgotten But Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
SurelyNotAWalrus
Previously headlines appealed to google search metrics. Now that traffic comes through mostly social media, this is partially the result.
Imaderichardderriere
Pepperidge farm remembers
txronin55
I want a Milano (or six) now.
Whatthehellizwrongwthu
stole my comment, have an upvote +1
cosinewave
I remembered by using this weird trick.
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
gablestout
The airline carriers must hate you!
Alotoffeels
Journalists HATE her!
TheIrishMike
Here is link to the top 5 better weird tricks that will improve your life: http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz
Viralregurgitator
Cookie makers hate him!
Bringer0fJoy
Dammit, I clicked!
jamison01
I learned to remember in just 15 minutes.
stonerboi420lmao
But can your trick also allow me to make $2,500 a day by working at home?
GeorgeFromTheAlpes
*life hack
BeetleBreakfastBeetleDrink
I remember things well by eating this one strange fruit
disgr4ce
* ONE weird trick
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
You realized that shit existed in physical papers before any of us were born, right?
mrgrape
Not on this level. Every article is a listcle or some earth shattering revelation that will change your life.
SpoonOfDoom
Seriously, it's getting out of hand. At least in the olden days, you knew roughly what the article would be about.
Cytos
You will not believe what @Brevolor did when they saw this. Click here to see!
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gallowsRenegade
He ded.
TellusEidolon
Kittens are the one hell of a drug.
TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
I yelled no loudly when the kitten got sucked up
ElonMustToke
I did not ufcking expect that.
ForeverChasingHighs
Erm. Wut?
Kind0ne
Quki
I don't get it, there's no bait? Where's the hook?
Mengimal
For some reason this makes me want to play Freddi Fish so bad
rixto495
I watches it longer than I care to admit before I realized it was replaying and never actually gunna click
TheThingThatPeopleNeverTalkAbout
Oh relevance
IDidntThinkAboutThis
Yo ho, yo ho, near the hooks I'll never go!
AkbarJaffery
this deserves top comment for this post
RaefWolfe
I wish I could favorite replies.
loantiburon
If you're not on mobile, you can favorite imgur links.
RaefWolfe
OH I have to click on it. That took me way too long to figure out. Cheers, thanks.
ireadyouremailz
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
As a mobile user http://www.imgur.com/egauTvK.gif" class="comment__media" loading="lazy"/>
ZacMuerte
I KNOW, I KNOW. I'm still thinking of ways. I don't think JS allows direct file IO, at least, not inside an extension.
Daktyl
Each browser has their own extension data storage API. E.g. Firefox: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Storage
Daktyl
And Chrome: https://developer.chrome.com/extensions/storage
ZacMuerte
I'm well aware. I use that for settings. however, there's no way to store a giant data block, and then load just a piece of it.
ZacMuerte
I would have to load the ENTIRE list, which may not seem like much if you favorite 10 comments. but if you favorite 150, that'll take forevr