I'm gonna make a bold American move and take this mädchen off your hands cuz she needs to chill and I would like to hang out with her. Then daughter or son can run off and do disco or whatever and I can hang out and drink coffee with her. I can change her DER HIMMEL BRENNT 🎶
My mom was German and was not like this at all. Then again, she came to the US when she was 18 and I popped out a decade and a half later, so maybe she got heavily acclimated to US culture. (Her accent was more New Jersey than anything.)
And with perfectly hidden wear items, because what respectful owner would not like to spend 4 hours and several specialty tools just to change a filter?
Me, a german, loves this joke. But i also admit (without knowing other) german Mothers in law can be weird while the Fathers in law are usually fine with almost everything as long you got a job.
An Audi will work perfectly fine until you hit something like 90,000 miles, and then everything stops working all at once. Changing a tire is also inexplicably a 2-person job.
My BMW hit 12 and all the rubber deteriorated all at once.
There was water where there should not be. The “lifetime” oil in the gearbox was reminding me it was time to buy a new BMW. The engine oil… well, five months later you can still see where I used to park my car on the street.
Replaced my trusty ol' Audi A3 8P 2.0 TDI some months ago, went 320.000km in 21 years with regular service and my only breakdown was a broken shaft on the left front wheel, and only other non-wear part replacement was a leaky AC compressor.
My Audi A3 is at 286k km (~175k miles) and still going strong. But it's also a 2004 model with the 3.2l VR6. So no turbo, few electronics, no fancy infotainment system that breaks. Pretty much just a bulletproof engine and solid transmission.
Relictivity
My German mother in law was absolutely the opposite of this person. A wonderful joy to be with.
Clayman8
The extremely slow bite is very on point, somehow.
Aranon1183
The bad German accent just makes this better! Lol
Che07
Yap, that's her.
GravyEducation
I'm gonna make a bold American move and take this mädchen off your hands cuz she needs to chill and I would like to hang out with her. Then daughter or son can run off and do disco or whatever and I can hang out and drink coffee with her. I can change her DER HIMMEL BRENNT 🎶
PicassoCT
After 3 years on that relationship invading russia looks relaxing
bikergeek6249
My mom was German and was not like this at all. Then again, she came to the US when she was 18 and I popped out a decade and a half later, so maybe she got heavily acclimated to US culture. (Her accent was more New Jersey than anything.)
ITNinjaGirl
This was my grandmother.
ForgotMyUsernameYetAgain
Do you know what really grinds a German gears?
Nothing! Their engineering is flawless.
WoeToHice
emu314159127001
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Atomic2
And with perfectly hidden wear items, because what respectful owner would not like to spend 4 hours and several specialty tools just to change a filter?
talldean
Ah the BMW motorcycle oil change.
Meemal
Tell me you’ve never owned an Audi without telling me you’ve never owned an Audi.
Fanner50
Tell me you use hideously trite cliches… oh, never mind, you just suck at communication…
Mikaru86
Vorsprung durch Technik :)
CheeseCoffeeChests
Me, a german, loves this joke. But i also admit (without knowing other) german Mothers in law can be weird while the Fathers in law are usually fine with almost everything as long you got a job.
Sagromus
they usually play the good old good cop bad cop game
CheeseCoffeeChests
some. but I also remember one who almost force fed me. (her daughter was not that much of a cook but that was okay)
Rule63Revan
An Audi will work perfectly fine until you hit something like 90,000 miles, and then everything stops working all at once. Changing a tire is also inexplicably a 2-person job.
5v4297j9fj1
90000 Miles seems very low. I have driven almost the double with my 17 year old car. Had to replace the clutch though and some minor engine trouble.
skibbyAU
My BMW hit 12 and all the rubber deteriorated all at once.
There was water where there should not be. The “lifetime” oil in the gearbox was reminding me it was time to buy a new BMW. The engine oil… well, five months later you can still see where I used to park my car on the street.
DryAgedPopsicle
Replaced my trusty ol' Audi A3 8P 2.0 TDI some months ago, went 320.000km in 21 years with regular service and my only breakdown was a broken shaft on the left front wheel, and only other non-wear part replacement was a leaky AC compressor.
Mikaru86
My Audi A3 is at 286k km (~175k miles) and still going strong. But it's also a 2004 model with the 3.2l VR6. So no turbo, few electronics, no fancy infotainment system that breaks. Pretty much just a bulletproof engine and solid transmission.
PizzaCraig
I had a 2014 A4, I miss it. I don't miss the steering system.
eastend666
Now that I've seen her so often, it's only fair that I get to see her actual mother.
BicycleRepairWoman
She's in some of her videos. So is her Italian father. 😊
BicycleRepairWoman
https://youtube.com/shorts/lIVoJLivRao?is=B3IvDGKtTaaJ-2NJ
BicycleRepairWoman
I couldn't find the mother, but I've seen her!
Impurgyn
Please ping me if you find her. <3