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Narcissistic racists deserve mockery.
CobainsSarcoma
#8 i have to explain this to my wife periodically
originalhuman
#12 the insolence to expect rules of another language to ascribe to the conventions of the language one is comfortable with that is quite rampant with people who speak ONLY English 🙄
Timpani
#22 as a European it is kind of a mixture of horror and laughter. The USA is doing "terrifyingly ridiculous" right now.
rolliefingers
#1
tentacularfleshscape
#12 vowels out the oiseaux
Detacheddavid
#10 So... it has come to this.
ThadisJones
#14 My father and I went to the same high school, 30 years apart. Whenever he mentioned the wanton ways of my generation, I countered with the documented statistics that teen pregnancy rates in our community were three times higher in his generation.
Roehcai
#18 As an IT guy, I have trouble believing this, as we tend to love dorky 'dad joke' puns.
ChenChioMinawa
#4 that argument implies that every man is a pedophile because children don’t have beards. Right? He really didn’t think that through did he?
Haemaelaeinen
I read it as "I lust after twinks and I have to explain it in some way".
PaperinoVB
#5 And behind them there is 2026 sadistically laughing.
titoitoi
tidepool
I would prefer a tall person see me standing on the bottom shelf stretching to reach something just come over and offer assistance tbh. It’s sweet and far less humiliating. So thank you on behalf of the shorty.
noxseth
I am an European and I definitely agree with the last one :))
Booblygack
The Community scene was funny, but I feel like the freeze frame, same KIND of scene was more funny in Four Rooms was better, mostly because of the dead hooker and the kid with the cigarette.
Did you misbehave?
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
#4 Hej, kegsbreath sounds personal, eh?
mistertheloaf
re: Robocop - on the positive side, he did shoot a guy in the dick.
randomwalrus
Also, ED-209 is the coolest robot in any media.
spacecowboyein
#1 I got my ubereats delivered on Christmas by Jesus on a bike. I felt bad that the man was working on his birthday.
Kennleth
I always wondered what was more frightening, meeting someone called Jesus or finding out that you greet him with a. "Oh... Hey Zeus."
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#22 Americans as well.
textilelover
Every morning I wake up and check the NYT breaking news. Every morning so far I have been deeply disappointed.
tidepool
I miss Biden simply because it was so quiet and peaceful and occasionally wonderful and the only people who annoyed me were MTG and she was a lunatic anyway.
SyrusDrake
Yea, but us Europeans had no hand in it, yet we still have to deal with the bullshit.
Turkleturts
Not just the Europeans. The rest of us still can't understand how, in a country with that many guns and a penchant for violence, no one has "fixed" it yet. They can blame whichever side they want, but the truth is that all their sides are to blame.
SyrusDrake
Well, the problem is that the side who likes him the most is also the one who owns most of the guns and has the most penchant for violence.
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
#17 God forbid you just remove the pin or bolt that holds the ram to the gate.
randomwalrus
Humblebragging that his security measures are the cheapest and least effectual possible.
FoxPesdassi
Literally ALL he had to do was climb over the damn thing and call an Uber.
OmnibusLatinName
Ran it over drunk or is it just a publicity thing do you think?
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Roid Rage
Darkwell
It was honestly embarrassing to read that post. It reads like LinkedIn corpomaxxing shit, but it's an actor going to set.
doshka
I didn't notice who it was til the end, so I thought some corporate wage slave was wrecking his own shit in order to get to the office on time, and I was like, "No way you earn enough money in one day to replace that, dumbass. Just call out. They'll be fine."
BlindPiranha
No no, it's Dwayne Johnson, so your first assessment is at least partially correct.