Porch Bandits

Apr 10, 2026 7:32 PM

SweepTheLeg31

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awesome

funny

AI Trash (The doorbell camera "footage" )

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Her dress becoming uniformly purple but somehow she's spotless is a dead giveaway it's AI. Also the paint going through her as some have mentioned

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The video of the woman seems….. staged

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's AI

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I pack my cat's turds and pissballs into my old amazon boxes and leave them out on the step so the porch pirates can haul them off.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

this is the way.meme

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

AI Slop! (she's holding the package in front of her but the most color is behind her after the explosion)

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Also the house behind her has 2 large garage doors. While not impossible, it would be very uncommon for a house to have that setup.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus it literally goes through her

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those AI package explosions are dangerous.

1 day ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

You mean you can’t phase shift when something explodes so it passes through you? Loser

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If it's glitter, that shit is on its own plane of experience and can phase shift at will.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As satisfying at this would be, pretty sure there are legal repercussions. Fortunately, this video and thousands just like it are not real.

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

How am i supposed to know that a person i dont even know, comes uninvited and without any business on my porch, therfore trespassing, takes my box that i put there to blew it up just for fun? When i chop an onion in my kitchen and you put your finger under the knive its your own fault.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Your argument is sound, but the law isn't. It doesn't matter that you're right when you could face jail time.

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends also on the country. I think you got a good chance in the USA to get away with it when there is a jury of people who got their packages stolen aswell :D

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you wait until they are in the car so no mess on the sidewalk...

1 day ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Yeah but then you can't film it

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You can if they are parked in front of your house

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sometimes they aren't though

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1