Redcandycan
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So i saw this gif of a crab
And i thought i needed to spice it up a little
Jun 16, 2014 12:05 PM
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mindlessselfindulgence
FOR NARNIAA!
SenatorWiggles
RebeccaDillon
Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!
comradejeagan
CRAB BATTLE!
TheLeastInterestingNameEver
Sounds like what people say after sleeping with Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen.
fartharder
Onward, noble steed!
CobraHands
The Crabs are going to War!
Kneef
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD.
SL4pthePANCAKES
Glory for the first man to die, charge!
woahgold
Spice it up with some Old Bay.
melikiebouncy
Crab ppl crab ppl
DidaChikDumaChum
Taste like crab, talk like people.
bca360
Crab ppl crab ppl
kilroyishere
"TO WAR!!!" -crab
MPinky
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
TheDirtGrub
Tonight WE FIGHT!!
VegetarianTitan
FORTH, EORLINGAS!
mindolluin
Forward, to Minas Tirith!
peterpanisavampire
I saw it and thought Bran and Hodor.
Salpinus
Now read "The swarm" by Frank Schätzing and think of them as just crabs marching to our doom...
CanadianEngineer
Hodor
OlJimCalloway
Seriously, this is fucking top.
diegodiaz328
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talks like people.
LiterallyYourMom
I knew gay people would never do this to their own kind!
Tastelikecrabtalklikepeople
For a thousand years our kind have lived beneath the earths crust
RunesOfPastMemory
Need to be battling a lobster with a battle ax
brandopolaf
i imaging him clanking his claws & giving an epic speech about the Net people and how they will fight bravely and die with each other Ect.
DrBirthdayBoy
Sir.. your crabs have swords.. you have 6 months.
witsd
Big crabs have little crabs, on their backs to nip 'em. Little crabs have smaller crabs and so ad infinitum.
Gerbergirth
Carb people!
TasslehoffBurrfoot
dem carbs...
rebel9
By the power of bread and pastaaaaaa!!!!
Thronen
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
heatherfab
Reminds me of the rise of the machines.
itrepresentsthedualityofman
the game of thrones theme is playing in my head now
Zaydax
I can hear it too Majestic.
melikiebouncy
Penis penis penis penis penis
NotAKorean
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener..
catfacemcgee
Dinklage, Peter Dinklage
misteremjay
With me now! Now!
Redcandycan
This is all i have to say:
unspaghetti
You get two! :-)
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
Well said.
qussow
Dezmo
cry havoc, and let slip the crabs of war.
HeyFreckleFace
Goddammit. +1
OhLenny
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana"
IeatBussy
Archer reference +1
IrisRising
holy fucking shit I was just watching the Archer episode when he said it almost at the same time I read this holy siht
Evil804
and who eats crabs? ORIENTALS!!!
scrawnydingo
"Forsooth, for I have forsaken my goat skin contraceptive and now my taint doth burn."
Radiumbreon
That particular crab of war will call you back after his bath.
Isolden
This
Seanalanmorris
Was better in the original Klingon.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Tell your mom she can have her fucking crabs back.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
reminded me of one of the Worms 3D battlecries
qussow
To glory!
iDrawStuff
*Crustaceans of Conflict.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Release the Crabken!
KillingTheJoke1
There's a cream for that
melindarae
Shakespeare, ftw. +1
Hujijiwatchi
CRY HAVOC! +1 for the gamers hands of fate
cloverfield69
are we totally going to ignore the size of that motherfucking crab , top-right !!! he seems to be bulldozing his way forward ....
jRam90
Yes, yes we are. Let little crabby shine toight!
MundaneFacts
that crab isn't that big... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
ThatOneMusicGuy
this reminds me of attack on titan
InfiniteSynapse
That's not a crab. That's a freaking kaiju.
shakespeareanwheelies
I always think it funny when one just runs over all the others like there rocks.
WilliamHuskerAdama
They can get pretty big:
carrickbender5150
Its a stone crab. His name is dixie....dixie normous!!!!!(say it out loud, much funnier)
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Ignore? No man, it has my mouth running waters. Damn that looks delicious!
MisterPresident
It looks like a frog with crab legs
Fnnennenninn
Look top left. There's a Half-Life 2 enemy in amonst those crabs.
MistakenGenetials
That crab is the AT-AT of Crabs...
ninmonkey
Why does everyone bring incest into it
JustAl
War of the Worlds-Crab style.
ArniePye
Crab the Mighty
NinjasStoleMyMama
There is like 3 War of the Worlds monster crabs here.
Freaking scary.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
It's the long-dreaded legend, Giant Enemy Crab!
MrBananaBeak
Urgot!
TheRicM
That? Oh, that's just Bob, don't mind him, he just had his growth spurt last year. Probably will be playing junior varsity next year.
unclemachete
That's The Mountain
FallenJester
That's no crab... that's an Ultralisk
CaptainHanderpants
"We require more vesssssspene gas."
Arulas
Needs more chitinous plating
ninmonkey
Not enough vespeane gass
ninmonkey
ugh spelling
JayKaySC
I always upvote starcraft
AwkwardKyle
finninthejakesuit
Fantastic
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Commissar Dan's fcking insane
ChaoticSquid
Civ V in a nutshell
qussow
Chokehold
Wow. This was the first image I saved off of /b/ when I first went there some 6-7 years ago. +1 for personal nostalgia, thank you!
AwkwardKyle
It was one of my first too. I jumped ship on /b/ years ago for other boards.
jesusisherelookbusy
https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_10_2012/post-7348-0-56620300-1349765272.jpg
Labinnac
Your false Emperor is DEAD.
jesusisherelookbusy
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/94/1365947605697.png
ninmonkey
and then
jesusisherelookbusy
Suddenly http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4672731/warhammer-40k-space-marine-o.gif
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Add in him shooting a random soldier in the back and that would explain everything about Warhammer 40k Commissars.
Labinnac
I love how in season 6 it wasn't easier to kill a tank than one single character.
Labinnac
*WAS easier* WAS.. Tanks were like flimsy aluminum cans in season 6
mann0311
Dude as a nid player it was the only thing keeping me sane against space marines
Labinnac
You're telling me been a Nid player for all of my 40k life since I was 13. Going to make a chaos army now, they are screwing nid players
JinxMagiga
unless it's Cain,he'd just run away before his men did
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
But he'd make it look like he was reluctant about leaving while he did it :)
althanan
Or unless it's Gaunt, who'd take a bullet for his men for the nth time.
JinxMagiga
Or Yarrick,he'd be too busy charging into (and straight through) his enemies
althanan
(Then getting his arm ripped off by one of them)