That was personal.

Apr 3, 2026 12:59 PM

Zakiamon

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The old Trout Spooge Splash. Skeet skeet.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maintained eye contact the entire time as well, aggressive.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude was just trying to evolve! Leave him alone!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That looks like a fish from a fishfarm...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magikarp used splash

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Death Wish Fish

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F that guy in particular

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fish: "Have you had enough. or are you thirsty for more?"

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was trying to splash water on some bugs or flies so they would fall in the water for a snack

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish: Fuck you in particular, Human!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprised that the American didn't blast it with a barrage from his shotgun/AR15

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Come here you leg having bitch, fight me - that fish probably

1 week ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 0

If this was during spawning season. That most likely is what the fish is thinking.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably not. Fish got itself into a dead end and was turning around.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’ll splash on you!

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Magikarp is real

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fish never forgives a hooking.

1 week ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Brings a whole new meaning to "memory of a goldfish"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago (deleted Apr 10, 2026 4:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

For a hook up maybe?

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guys, I know they're hot as hell, but please try not to fuck the fish; you'll get crabs.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What about the snake? Can I fuck the snake?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's okay. Everyone fucks the snake.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not the snake

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'know what, if you find a way to do it, and the snake consents, go ahead and fuck the snake.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can I not, look how sexy it is

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I assume he's fertilizing some eggs or some shit

1 week ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

And now it's on your pants

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he was splashing around to spread out his....seed

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

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Big looking rainbow, but something about his head leaves me with questions...

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Steelhead?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They morph in the final stage of life

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It still has a fat squat head. Looks potentially hatchery raised

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking some kind of disease or growth... caught plenty over the years. Definitely an oddball

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like he took a wrong turn and was trying to turn around salmon aren’t exactly bright in horny mode

1 week ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

OK, but why the eye contact, then?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neither am I.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Rainbow trout. You can tell by the rainbow color

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, the Rainbow Trout of family salmonidae

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lmao yes scientifically you are right but in general but colloquially we refer to salmon as salmon and trout as trout. Basically you just did the fisherman's equivalent of pointing out that you should call it Frankensteins monster and not franknestien. Like we all know that you're just being annoying

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't be caught dead making such a binary distinction about a family of animals that is both delicious and wildly heterogenous in habitat. To me it's like saying "that's a Freightliner, not a truck!".

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, may I highlight you were the one correcting the man who was giving a valuable information?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m not your Bro, guy.

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I'm not your guy, budday

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not your Buddha brother

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your guy, bud.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m not you bud, pal.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm not your pal, dude.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not your dude, homie

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0