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Oct 4, 2022 2:52 PM
MKUltraMega
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spiderjohn36
"The Right Stuff"? How about "To Catch a Predator World"?
woozle
DrKonrad
"Misogynistic conservative wants a woman who can make my food and bring my beer" -What were they expecting, of course women won't sign in
Richter12x2
Weird, seems like it'd be Just Right.
NotgaybutJensenAcklesgivesmefunnyfeelings
Clearly conservative women don’t want to fuck conservative men. Is it that shocking?
metalrulercid
Incel for your cell
POTUSJamesMarshall
Marge Terrible Green should be in there soon, no?
Vengeraxe
Well, they DO likely have a minimum age limit to sign up...so yeah, All guys.
Lantis02
Oops, all dudes!
SmokyDoggg
wadatahmydamie
Sounds like a great opportunity to catfish some MAGA folk
CJAW
Sounds like a good opportunity to catfish some fascists.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
If only I had the balls to grift these losers
wadatahmydamie
It doesn’t take balls, they’re all cowards. It just takes a lack of morals.
TheMershedPerderder
And an IQ above 65
MrSatisify
Sausage Fest!
morninglightmountain
But the commercial only has women on it raving about the conservative guys they meet. That's not true?
ArcadiaBerger
I'm sure it's as reliable as any right-wing campaign ad.
Thesaya
Who could have seen that coming, after that ad campaign?
konmari
I can definitely see which dating app’s dudes won’t be coming
ShiroHagen
lolface
It's prairie doging!
madrush
Good movie or not, I laughed my ass off. Rowan Atkinson ftw. "I win! I win!"
LitheXD
What do you mean? I've always wanted to have my rights taken away and treated like an object. Why don't other women? /s
RobJenkins
Thiels Army, no girls allowed
PicassoCT
All aboard the train
JessicaShadowless
TIME TO CATFISH NAZIS OUT OF THEIR MONEY
HoChiMinge
So "Tinder - Whoops all penises" edition.
erroniousmaximus
Oh no. Anyway, turns out a lot of women, including conservatives tend to secretly like their freedoms sans so t want to vote/date against 1
erroniousmaximus
Their own interests. Surprise, surprise, a website that consolidates womanizing chauvinists has a lack of feminine participants.
PithyCommentBelow
Anyone else thinking this would be the most fun catfishing ever?
ArcadiaBerger
Catfishing in a barrel?
ArcadiaBerger
Reverse-piranha? A feeding frenzy as a horde of bulls swarm in and strip the flesh from a single catfish in seconds?
GrumpyOldMan55
Maybe it will become the Conservative Grindr.
mistermiggs
Alwayshasbeen.png
ArchMagos
It was funded by Peter Thiel after all
path0sMathos
Law of large numbers... Also catfishing?
Ruderali
Be the catfish you want to see in the world
fractalsphere
They've already got the Log Cabin Republicans for that
WorksOnMyMachine
I saw someone yesterday call it Grind(R) and it made me chuckle
ballsoutflyer
They already have that -- Parler.
Bjokobzen
Cringr
CoarseAndSalty
Sausage Grindr if you will...
CuntCrotchula
Become?
riegrek
Touché
jasonboison
So Grindr is conservative?
iDrinkDrano
Whoosh
GentleTex73
And this is surprising to everyone? Its like a dating site for Nazis. What do you expect?
klaatubarada
Hey, woman are nazis. Look at boebert and margerine traitor greene.
Rainbowdaesh
Grind(R)
scottaydog
Nailed it!
MKUltraMega
ruferto
that's genious - though i have a feeling the pickings of conservative right gay men might be slim as well
Omnislash9
This is brilliant lol
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
DisappointedHulk248
fowly
13lade12unner
https://i.imgflip.com/1slb2h.jpg
Lugh314159
This is a shot from the Akira episode, right?
IAmTheMightyLeon
...or are they...?
prestonpiggy
Maybe not, back to the pile boys!
koolerthanjinx
"On our platform, everyone can be themselves openly!", says John McEntee. Well, that's fabulous news.
Akurei00
They'll have a gay old time
ValamirCleaver
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik">yOldTime">https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveAGayOldTime https://superdickery.com/the-gay-desperado/
Idownvotegunnuts
Considering the average intelligence of conservatives, that seems like a good app to catfish suckers.
CoarseAndSalty
The problem is that you can't play with the idiots without profiting the people who've made them idiots.
AnythingMuchShorter
"Hey hot stuff, I like a guy who knows how to put away the Arby's and is confident enough to use a selfie at Arby's as a dating profile pic"
AnythingMuchShorter
"My hobbies are cooking, cleaning, doing what I'm told, and not making a fuss if I get beat."
OriginalSyn
I'm have mixed feelings about seeing a chaotic good person grifting these people and putting the money to helping fight the far right agenda
Zokalwe
They're already being grifted by a chaotic evil guy, so...
thesmelge
Steal their money, then send them screenshots of it being donated to pro-abortion groups.
ArcadiaBerger
Mmmm, nice. Might be a market for that, among the masochist/money slavery crowd.
wadatahmydamie
I wouldn’t necessarily do it for the money
StarShineSurreal
You shouldn't. It's the right thing to do. Less money for them to spend on domestic terrorism.
blonderengel
There’s probably only a handful of real people on that site…the rest? Bots, lots and lots of bots. Now, if you’re into that, no kink shame.
PicassoCT
Remember the cheating app, that was all guys and bots.. Robosexuals
PubstarHero
Apparently my exfiancee went on there to cruise for married dudes. I dunno why she bothered telling me that when we started talking again>
PubstarHero
> after like 5 years of not talking, but that was enough of a red flag to just bail again.
Architex23
A+ Imgur title
necessity
Swipe Reicht is the other one floating around Twitter
MKUltraMega
demosteness
A+ Imgur sincerity
Shoki6458
That's what got my upvote
OptimisticMisanthrope
Everybody knows the best imgur title is .
mikeyMN
OptimisticMisanthrope
I guess I should've added /s to the end. I thought people would get it.
demosteness
Today I learned something new (no /s).
demosteness
Please notice the . at the end. And here. A last one for free.
BBQatCirces
What about all those totally real women from the ads!?!?!
ButteryBiscuitBass
The ones that disappear when I turn the ad blocker on?
gtollie
I’m sure they got paid for their time in the ad. Ad agency : looking for attractive women for conservative honeytrap dating site ad. Must->
gtollie
Have a convincing “Let’s Go Brandon” vocalization. Attire : imagine being invited to a cookout hosted by an investment banker
Akurei00
All 3 of them found their abusive soul mates already.
Ninjainslippers
I really hope they are FBI agents getting IP addresses.
Raxiel
They were just in the area
Wikipedo
Wait, you must be my neighbour if you're seeing the same ones as me
bspurgeon5150
??
Tekktokk
You mean the ad conservatives complained about b/c the women were diverse?
crashmat
They did? Well I'm shocked /s
Deadmanwalkn
Please tell me you have a source
Stuffyhead
Conservative women tend to find men through church.
TheSecondPiewackit
Isn't that what Plenty of Fish and Eharmony were supposed to be? Vanilla-ass find-a-fuck apps?
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
Can't think of a better place if church is your jam, tbh. I mean, you don't have to shop around for a wedding venue if you don't want to.
FallenJester
So many conservative Christians on bumble. Divorced with 3 kids, as is pursuant to their alleged values
ThaEnder
And so many of them say to swipe left if you're vaccinated.
ArcadiaBerger
Who knew there were so many right wing bug chasers?
Override9636
The best are women with 3 kids and "not interested in kids" tags to try to be jokesters fucking up the filtering.
iDrinkDrano
Shit, if I had three kids I wouldn't be interested in more either.
Override9636
I'd rather they use the "have kids, don't want more" tag
Lashiel87
Doesn't have to be a "joke", just because they have kids doesn't mean they want more.
MaddMatter
There's literally a filter for "have kids do not want more"
ArcadiaBerger
Doesn't mean they ever did, nor want the ones they have.