Ninth Circle of Random Phone Clearing Dump Hell

May 30, 2025 5:12 AM

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I'm on the edge here.

No checks accepted, though.

Still more reliable than a Cybertruck.

She might be into that?

Hehe...dick.

Koontz is not amused.

I feel this...so to speak.

Most illogical.

KITT would be proud.

Get a hobby, Stephanie.

Who are we to judge?

Well, they can judge if they want.

On the cutting edge.

I usually enjoy a pair of knockers.

Instructions unclear.

This shit is easy.

Pretty cut and dry.

Bring a chainsaw either way.

Or a blaster.

You can squeeze some more in.

Under the bridge?

Tornados are the worst kind of clients.

Work smarter, not harder.

Case in point.

This reminds me that I need to go back to my island.

They know what they are doing.

First class all the way.

Oh, my God, he just ran in....

Get those pesky politics out of here.

Taste them all.

Pretty sure I don't want my unmentionables to shrink.

The leopard won't eat MY face.

Let it go, man.

Let Jesus help.

I salute you, Cap.

I don't why people bother with stores anymore.

They don't let anyone in, you know.

Mentally here.

Chomp.

You need a break to take in this image of the lovely Ash Costello licking a microphone. Carry on.

They will take over one day.

Let it all out.

He does it out of love.

Don't tell me your car isn't bilingual.

Enter the void.

Yeah, what's the problem?

These people suck.

Funnileigh enough.

And then it fights Godzilla.

Fuck AI.

M for Mature.

Yup.

A phoenix is possibly the warmest an animal can ever get.

Sucks to be him.

It's I don't a fuck o'clock!

There are a lot of sharp implements.

Take it.

Not the worst motivation.

Who's the idiot now?

Get that jelly.

Or get laid.

Seems legit.

I love you, too, pie. Pie will always love you.

:)

Suck it, yo.

Also mentally here.

I...am...Iron Mac

Move it, move it.

Thank Lzzy.

Goals.

Well?

Success!

Yup.

:|

For a thousand miles.

Amazing.

Work his stick.

I think they're on to something.

She is Italian, right?

We don't need no stinking metric system.

TAP!!!

Taco Bell strikes first in the franchise wars.

I had teachers way scarier than Drax.

That's not all it blew.

Phrasing.

More than meets the eye.

Ask your doctor.

Please don't insult cats like that.

BFG: Big Feline Gonads

Mayor McCheese has lost it.

Minesweeper, anyone?

With their powers combined....

Rock out, Smokey.

I, too, would like for you to milk me.

Maybe not.

Cereal first.

Lzzy tax!

Oreo tax!

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#17 Diogenes: "Behold, a Kyle !"

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#68 this feels "AI"ie

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#41 She gon' 'lectrocute herself.

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#15 a real Bert and Ernie energy

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I really enjoyed Mirror's Edge

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#1 Push me on off of the ledge! I'm standing with my toes hanging over the edge.

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#78 How's that going for you? I wish you all the best with the program, but it looks like you have some way to go.

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#9 people who like murdered out cars like this, in my experience, are some of the most boring fuckers on the planet.

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#77

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#9 Is that Hotblack Desiato's sundiver stunt ship?

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#38 “hired”

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#38 I recommend 'crate' as a good five letters to start with.

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Upvoted for Jesus rubbing one out under the 420 sign

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#51 This group folded shortly after this article. It turned out that the backers were a local dairy farm cooperative who were having trouble selling all the butter they were producing.

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#3 Looks more like a Ford Focus to me, but I could be wrong.

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Perchance.

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#4 "a" typo..?

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#11 Me too, kitty. Me too.

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#3 Killed in Action?

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#67

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LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!

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Satoko, no!

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#94 They sort of do.. Microsoft Azure

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Logo for Edge is a water wave.

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Yeah, but that's to do with "edging" and holding back "waves". My uncle started Microsoft, I would know.

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#69 Akshually, it's Frying Pan.

https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM?si=EPqwqO8bliJctwRC

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#8:

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They fuckin' invented it

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#15 Ones flammable and the other is inflammable.

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No, the blue one is flammable and inflammable. The red one is neither. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

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What a country!

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#1 Oh shit Mirror's Edge! Man what a great game.

10 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

An amazing gem, for sure. Too bad there hasn't been much more of it. The sequel wasn't all that great

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I tried pushing for the fan base to be called "Edgers" but it didn't catch on for some reason.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The menu theme, full theme are great https://youtube.com/watch?v=r">MxEjDHDw">https://youtube.com/watch?v=rIaMxEjDHDw https://youtube.com/watch?v=SUXyoyuJZ8Y

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The main theme is actually my ringtone.

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Yep, great concept, nice esthetic, plus a banger of a main theme. Too bad it can get frustrating (thus my username).

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Today, on GIFs you can hear.
https://youtu.be/9s5K7qPex0E?t=22

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Mirror's Edge was a treat. I did my first playthrough without using a gun(except that required sniper part) and it was hard. Catalyst wasn't bad, but the story didn't grab me as much. I wish they didn't feel the need to reboot the series story after just 1 game.

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First game was great but i can understand why people thought the environments were bland. Second one was beautiful but the story was absolutely garbage. Someday we will get some combo of both

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The guns and combat were demanded by the studio, but I thought they really dragged a fantastic game down a bit.

The art style is flawless however and informed my own personal style

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I own so much merchandise based on the game, from shirts to face masks to posters, because the art style is amazing and makes for a great esthetic. It's like you can a random screenshot and it'd be suitable for framing.

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Shooting was the easy way out of some scenes. So they compromised and made "no guns" an achievement. I just never bothered with the timed runs.

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