The Idiots of Imgur: A Mini Dump pt 198

Jan 31, 2025 9:05 PM

UncleSlam123

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Yikes I feel better about my judgements now. I mean wtf was that captain thinking on that sea ffs

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 The Cliffs of Insanity.

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#5 Passenger *and* driver filming whilst moving; super-safe!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#5 Cyberstuck

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Considering how sharp those bastards are, i don't think anybody should try pushing it.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 shes falling into water, not lava...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 black shirt guy had the right idea, wedgie pants, recording device and zero fucking clue how to read the lil how to diagrams means ima keep on doin my reps and let someone else get messy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 Swastikar.

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 5

#1 bro had a few more reps in

1 year ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

He had seen this one before

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Splashy D at the end there

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 suddenly lost power next to the cliffs so couldn’t drop an anchor for safety?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#9 Valheim vibes

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAYYYYY.

1 year ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

#9 It'll buff out.

1 year ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

What worried me was after hitting the rocks no one on board thought they should put on life jackets? Just in case?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You're assuming they had enough (or any) life jackets.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Here! Let me help! There, isn't that better?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 - here is the full video: https://youtu.be/cKjF8Pj_P4o

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 I help...

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#9 I was hoping we were gonna have need for “My Heart Will Go On” on a shitty recorder.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The kazoo version is the one we need I think

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 Graphic example of why stirrups were invented.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They wanted to ride bareback.. they look so cool /s

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 Can't park there, mate!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wonder how much booze was involved here.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 WHY?? did he do that?

1 year ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Because he's a big Tom Petty fan?

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Backing Up Is Hard to Do

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#9 The boat is either powered by screams or laughter.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I HAVE BOYFRIEND!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#2 really feeling her fish genetics. She just flopped right back into the water

1 year ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

smiling as she goes beneath the waves, we should all be so brave

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She must be from Innsmouth.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She was so wasted she didn’t even try to stop from sliding of the boat. Lol

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Thats ragdoll if I've evwr seen it. Glad she's out safely

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the Natalie Wood Shuffle. I'm going to hell. I loved that woman.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This schadens my freude

1 year ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

It damages your joy?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Joy in the pain of others?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Freude" means joy, "schaden" means damage. The comment I replied to said "This schadens my freude" which translates to "this damages my joy".

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this really casas my sui

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

schadenfreude ist die schoenste freude

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Skadeglädje är den enda sanna glädjen.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 videos that end too soon. Wanted to see him fall or make it. Come on!

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

ew.. facebook tho

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I know, I tried finding it elsewhere with no luck.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen the full, he made it. Stupidly impressive.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Or impressively stupid?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes indeed. Found the full video BTW, it's a Facebook post but it's the full video.
https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1416633852249378&vanity=jayveeOfficia

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got a link?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Finally found it, I'm pretty sure I saw it on imgur. The only place I'm finding it now is Facebook, unfortunately. Either way, it's the full video.
https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1416633852249378&vanity=jayveeOfficia

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 I love how the guy in back never stopped working out

1 year ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 0

must be January

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's because you have to pretend you're not looking at the bootie shorts.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"....third fucking time this week."

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Minding own business level over 9000

1 year ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

And the weights on his machine don't move.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They are, just hard to tell since the gif has been pixel taxed so much

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's waiting for the Bear to come and help 🤣

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

He comes over to help and the first thing she says is, "I have a boyfriend!"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Energy I'm talking into the next year

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1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Instant lawsuit for the gym. They should secure their equipment

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 32

So um... most gym memberships and day passes require members to waive rights to sue on improper use of equipment, like we see here. That's not how the leg curl machine is intended to be bicep hoisted by this beast of a woman who lost control handling it.

Rule 1 of gym - Don't be dumb.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And it gets immediately thrown out on account of the plaintiff using the equipment like a fuckwit. (i.e.: inappropriately, as per the instructions that come attached to the side of the machine, as standard.) Two witnesses. Video evidence.

Calm your farm. Litigation with no understanding is a waste of the courts time.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I’d love to agree with you, but sadly, the other guy may well be right. Fuckwits can and do successfully win judgements/settlements regularly.

Was “don’t do this specific stupid thing” posted on or near the machine?

Was the sign large enough?

If the plaintiff has ANY opening to play ignorant, they’ve got their foot in the door.

And judges throwing the case out? Hah. Ultimately judges are lawyers. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Though, I think the bit of equipment that fell over seems somewhat top heavy, she really didn't need to do much to make it happen.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It didn't look to me like she did anything wrong. Honestly the machine should have been bolted down if it's top heavy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's definitely something unsafe about that equipment, it should not be that easy to topple.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's also a leg machine. Dunno what the fuck she was thinking.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's supposed to be bolted into the ground...

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's also a leg extension machine so there's that too. Using thr equipment properly and as intended prevents fuck ups.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For an self absorbed wannabe influencer fail? I would too.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Also a huge gym fail, it was not properly bolted into the floor.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's also a leg machine. Dunno what the fuck she was thinking.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looked like she was lifting it up for hip thrusts. You can also turn around and do hamstring curls on some leg extension machines. Always check machines for bolts, nuts, handles, cables, balance, etc especially if you're going to use it for heavy af or irregular usage.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not designed for hip thrusts. As I said its a leg machine, hence the seat being where it is and the pivot point being at the knee. If you're going to go into a gym and use machines incorrectly the gym aren't going to continue letting you in.

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