IncognitoPanda
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Aug 6, 2015 1:56 PM
IncognitoPanda
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RemboTenoy
Upvotes are at 333 so you're halfway there!
mfdave
Whats the difference between a priest and Acne? acne cums on a boys face after puberty
TriforceMe
Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday
GODofTimewaste
Ethiopian food is actually quite delicious
BoopityBap
There were 333 upvotes when I saw this first.... I suppose you are about half way to hell, then.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a registered six offender.
Omny
New Yorkers are the most well-read people in America. Some go through 110 stories in ten seconds.
Ninoue
Whoaaaa calm down satan.
DrunkShakespeare
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
davidtrest
Did you know she had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
hstein3
doubledan
when i put chains on my tires, it actually sings the song of your people.
thrannix
what do you mean "your people"?!? oh... OH
XombieSlayer
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stick some toast to the ceiling.
pgdave
To be fair, Ethiopian food is fucking delicious. Injera man, it's awesome.
TexanLeadFarmer
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on my apple's before I eat them.
ZnozWoodlands
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage
DuncJames
Whats the difference between a Western girl and a Middle Eastern Girl?
DuncJames
Western girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
BrutalitopsTheMagician
Jokes so dark they took 7 warning shots to the back
calum2
What's the difference between a black man and a tire, when you put chains on a black man it doesn't swing...
DoughnutJimmy
Swing?........+ 1 fpr the joke .....-1 for spelling error.
calum2
tire swing? no?
DoughnutJimmy
Fuck me sideways, I read it completely wrong........whatta twat I am......happy polly lodges.....deservedly +1
Blu278
Pretty sure everyone has heard this but: Guess what!? CHICKEN BUTT! Gets me every time.
IncognitoPanda
Good to know I won't be alone where I'm going! Perhaps I'll have to make more. In for a penny...
BriefEdition
Yes please! more!
kirenida
Please make them smaller, they really don't have to be this big.
magila
Didn't you listen to the song? All your friends are gonna be there too.
ChalupaBatmanMcArthur
Here's one for you. What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off.
IncognitoPanda
12 upvotes... http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/There-Are-Dozens-of-Us-Tobias-Funke-Arrested-Development.gif
thegriffin88
Oooooooooohhhhh-hohoho-ooh-my reaction to most of these.
jet73
I just blue myself.
zigzagler
As a huge nerd, I know where those fire-breathing skulls are from.
GameOfJabronis
776 of us now...we're growing
pax84111
canadianscott
Tip of the cap to you...
...have a drink.
GlowGreen
Pretty sure that link gave me cancer.
DaftKid
ImPoshOk
My phone spazzed out and Bill Cosby kept popping up every couple of seconds O_O
GlowGreen
Pretty sure that link gave me cancer.
IncognitoPanda
Hah! I think I'll have to check what's in the drink first.
IProbablyShouldntBeOnImgurRightNow
It's a martini laced with vaccines
ShiaLabeoufsButthole
A zibbity zoobity, not a roofie ;)
canadianscott
notirrelevant
OK, but why not just stick with the Terrible Tiger?
QueenCousland
I like this better. Prettier.
AcidicGoddess
Agreed.
Melondwarf
Origin picture?
HalifaxSamuels
Fine, but why would you even want this? http://ultimacodex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/origin-logo.png
Melondwarf
LeeroyTheBird
Well you're not wrong... +1
IncognitoPanda
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/217/f/d/Highway_to_Hell_by_lVlorf3us.jpg
Ponder361
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demonic
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Melondwarf
fanx
Ninoue
Is that you ? http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/funny-pictures-t-rex-lisp.jpg
IncognitoPanda
Yore welcm
dinichtibs
I'm Ethiopian, so fuck you op
revcleo
I'm not Ethiopian, but I love Ethiopian food, and I'm glad there's people who are also tired of the same boring dumbass jokes.
saphirekosmos
While I am sure OP would normally take you up on that offer, I don't think OP wants AIDS.
IncognitoPanda
My future boss in hell, ladies and gentlemen.
saphirekosmos
Flattery will get you nowhere minion #1.
azazyel
Hello OP http://imgur.com/Ai7ghyT
mjkeenan1
This was such an incredible short film! I really want a full length feature by these guys!
Vengurd
Looks like he's chewing something.
LordThursday
You know there's another meme for this that gets to the front page quite often...
NightRush
Literally all of these were FP Terrible Tigers.
wadatahmydamie
I've seen all four of these as tigers
Ninoue
This one is harder.
IncognitoPanda
Not really sure if the tiger would fit regular jokes
brownbowl
Actually, it's supposed to be the quokka meme. The tiger is only for jokes with a dark twist. Offensive Joke Quokka is for everything else.
LeeroyTheBird
It's okay I like this better.
LordFreezer
Ive seen all these jokes on the tiger before...
bobdole12122
I prefer this one
SarahJessicaParker
It'd be better if the bearings on my mouse wheel weren't smoking after having to scroll through massive sized memes.
IncognitoPanda
Who let you out the stable? The thought was so that you wouldn't see the answer right away, though.
SarahJessicaParker
I think comics have been doing fine for years with their standard easy to read panel sizes. No reason to blow up whole screen for each joke.
IncognitoPanda
I'll remember for the future, thanks
KatInTheCorner
On a side note: Ethiopian food is actually rather tasty and fun to eat (you use a flat spongy bread instead of utensils).
ShadowNFlame
I tried it and flavor a were good, but the bread weirded me out...trypophobia maybe?
KatInTheCorner
I could definitely see how that could be the case.
bobtheaxolotl
I go to Addisus here in Lancaster every so often. He's learned to stop trying to steer me away from spicy things or kitfo (raw beef dish).
Atharaenea
I just tried Ethiopian food yesterday. It was okay. Not my favorite, but you can't know what you like if you don't try it.
LittlePinkAnimal
Exactly what I thought!
GnRtattoo
I always picture the scene in Temple of Doom when Willie tries to give the food back
redoak77
....like a tortilla?
AWiseCrackinWizard
Growing up with it I thought my parents fireproofed their tongues when they reached adulthood. Now I don't even feel it.
thefounderofclubpenguin
there was a simpsons episode about this and it was great, theres a meth lab in the episode too
mikeatike
Ha, just wrote a comment extolling the virtues of Injera. "Spongy bread" really does not do justice to its texture. Its more like a foam.
KatInTheCorner
Agreed. Although I think if I said "foamy bread" more people may be turned off to the idea :P
mikeatike
Good point. The stuff is really hard to describe. I had it at a beer tasting the first time and was hooked.
OhMyGodPleaseDontFindMe
Right? I'm quite a fan.
ImASexyUnicorn
Agreed!! I've worked with several Ethiopians and eaten their food and it's super delicious!
pgdave
Injera is delicious!
TheFrodo2
I thought you said inertia and was very confused
ilovecake
Fun fact: my boyfriend ended up getting a horrible H Pylori infection after eating at an Ethiopian establishment.
bentwrenches
It just gave me the sharts.
ilovecake
Did you end up shitting yourself while humming "Ring of Fire"?
KatInTheCorner
Eep! Yeah, definitely check reviews before going anywhere.
ilovecake
Yeah, after that story I have no desire to go to any of those establishments at all. He won't go now either. It was bad.
KatInTheCorner
Had something similar happened but my tragic food poisoning came from scallops wrapped in bacon. They were one of my fave foods before.
ilovecake
Whoa. That's horrible! Will you eat them separately?
magila
4 jokes? That's pretty thin gruel OP.
Jackamabob
It's not gruel. It's Krusty Brand imitation gruel. 9/10 orphans can't tell the difference.
Rawrihazshotgun
Satan got to him before he could fit anymore in.
WhatzitTooya
He needs to spare some jokes for a second run to the front page.
morehouse94
Also 4 very old, very over used jokes. The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but certainly not good OC.
Jameszombob
whats grosser than gross?
Jameszombob
a truck full of dead kittens.
Jameszombob
whats grosser than that?
Jameszombob
the one on the bottom is still alive.
Jameszombob
whats grosser than that?
capramius
OP is like he's ready to go to hell but then he doesn't want to get into the lower, deeper, hotter, more humid hells. Just the regular hell.
magila
I always thought that at least Hell would be a dry heat.
IncognitoPanda
OneOfTheseDaysImGoingToComeUpWithSomethingCleverButTodayIsNotIt
You bastard!
flubberfucker
What does this even mean? Just posting a random reaction gif
ThatJerkYouKnow
I've never seen this gif before, but I did just favorite it so.
DreamBoatSugarTits
Umm alright.
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Ewokwithastickgif
You mean tim curry!?
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Ewokwithastickgif
The one and only.
m0sen
4# is tasteless and not even funny
darksamus8
I thought the others were decent, #1 wasn't for me though : /
Swolebro
Goddamnit, thats good. I almost down voted you.
JustCallMeCarney
If you're referring to #4, what makes it any different from the others? And if you're referring to all 4, it's dark humour. Sure, it's (1/2)
m0sen
you have to feed your cotton picker. Dont be cruel
JustCallMeCarney
Offensive to some and tasteless to others, but to some it can be an outlet for anyone that has experienced any trauma. For example, (2/3)
JustCallMeCarney
some (absolutely not all) rape victims choose to make rape jokes to lessen the effects of what happened to them. It's just how people (3/4)
JustCallMeCarney
deal with things.
DoYouSeeWhatiDidThere
... (clears throat)... "Tasteless"...get it?
JustCallMeCarney
Only after I went and made an arse of myself, yes.
DoYouSeeWhatiDidThere
Meh, I had the same initial reaction. It was clever.