This is what happens...

Sep 25, 2017 11:39 PM

whiskeywonka

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Sisters finger after being caught in the hinge side of a door. From the side it looks like she stubbed her finger on a kitchen knife. Took 7 stitches and they missed part of a side. broke the tip of the bone off and crushed it. She needs to do her damn nails.

Ouch

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When you French a stranger in the Alps.

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When you tried to pet a shark

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell your sister not to fight with doors

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was no fight, she got her ass beat before she even knew which way the wind was blowing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought my hang nail was bad...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try one more time op.. what happens and when does it happen?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I left that open for you then told the true story. Now give me your best version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I am. I do not even feel guilty. She should not have left her hand in the door.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did that as a kid, whole fingernail came out and they had to stitch it back on. Never grows the same now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When we were kids she dropped a window on my right thumb. The old wood framed ones. Took my thumb nail off. it now grows with a hitch in it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when a wheelchair lift doesn't do what it's supposed to do

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That makes me glad i do not need to use a lift.

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This. I am stealing this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope it's a bit cleaner now than it was when this photo was taken.. A dirty open hole is a bad open hole.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish someone had told me this before I met my ex wife.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/yYmFIfR

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on her. She's now a single mother raising a bastard baby, living with her mother in the back woods of NC.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it your baby?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The baby is 2, and I haven't seen my ex in 13 years, so no. I doubt she even knows the father.

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