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Apr 4, 2026 5:38 PM
theoxfordcomma
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kraeftig
#20 its to make you lighter and less likely to need to stop later when running away from the scary
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
#42 REM was right. Reagan was president in 87 when that song was released. The beginning of the end
3rdoption
#24 Who's got that kind of time?
bikergeek6249
#4 why do I hear Abraham Ford from The Walking Dead saying that?
ArchSchnitz
#50 Lord but I miss Julia Stiles.
Protoplastico
#16
alcaray
#2 Rugs are by far the more brave choice. They can break your neck.
peridotstar
Samthetrue
That was a very literal way to get a better vocabulary
MuffinProof
#9
3rdoption
#29 Therapists are diversifying.
3rdoption
#28 If I were a bigger person, I wouldn't need a chair.
3rdoption
#47 Stick Rage are pretty good.
THECosmosTerror
Party Cannon till the day I die!!!
gtotherizzle
#38 Odd. That's usually the shirt you wear halfway into a cruise. I assume. I refuse to go on the floating plague hotels
BigFatBobbie
Marsupialmessiah
#1 i see you belong to the Child of Atom lol
ReallyOG
#11 - Calling Neil deGT a dumbass is the most magical thing. That’s next level stupidity magic. Surely not many people have this ability. Or want it.
CodyBurkett
#9 Pippin is eepy right now
theoxfordcomma
Hi Pippin!!! 😄
AVerySexyDorito
#9 ??? Is obviously hack/technician class duh
Heketon
Artificer
ps238principal
#49 You forgot about the jade eggs.
peridotstar
I'm curious what that is, and also a little nervous to look it up xD
IHateTransphobes
It's exactly what it sounds like, but inserted into the customer's vagina.
myf10
#15 You bastard!!!
bikergeek6249
#25 If she didn't piss in your ear *and* tell you it was raining, you got ripped off
3rdoption
#17 A journey of a thousand miles...
Samthetrue
#6 space did nothing
Heketon
Oh? Then why is it surrounding us? Huh?
thegarts
#3. Dracubeetus.
Dannyalcatraz
Mind-reader!
3rdoption
#43 Do it when they are looking and maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
theoxfordcomma
This is the way
DillPixels
#13 The one on the left dumped melted block of Velveeta over mushy unsalted noodles and the one on the right covered mushy unsalted noodles with American slices and baked it. Prison sentence upheld.
randomwalrus
Even boxed KD is better than that slop.
DillPixels
Fr, and ngl even Aldi's $0.56 box is delicious compared to whatever these dishes are
theoxfordcomma
^^^
3rdoption
#49 Does it mean giving up potatoes? Because that's a red line.
expectnothingstillletdown
As someone a bit obsessed with healthy eating, potatoes are insanely good for you. It's all the shit people put on them that's the problem.
3rdoption
The potassium content alone puts bananas to shame. And they get all the credit! Where's the justice?!
FeloniousMonk13
#49 doesn't she also sell Magical Vagina Stones?
thevole
Available in Beaver Bauxite, Slit Sapphire, and Quim Quartz! (Underwear Uranium has been discontinued.)
Kbantar
She also likes to add a lemon to her alkaline water, because she's not just a scammer. She's a dumb AF scammer.
charondaboatman
Pussy Pebbles
reverendbonobo
Muff Minerals
LaughAtMemeInjectReason
Hole-ders (boulders).
tentaclefriendly
Did much better than her previous product:
CockRocks
LockedAndKnotted
As we all know, women have a gizzard in their vagina and sometimes they insert grit and rocks to help digest penises easier.
IHateTransphobes
Hawt
LockedAndKnotted
I think they're just regular old vagina stones.
LadyNetrex
Where does she get them from?
Revicus
Hopefully the name isn't self-explanatory, like kidney stones.
LadyNetrex
I was wondering, from herself or harvesting from others.
HaveANiceFace
... Her vagina
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
Why do they have to be old?
randomwalrus
Because they're stones, and most acquirable stones are as old as the Earth, if not older.
Evenmoreuselessname
That's not correct, but I like your enthusiasm :-)