Saturday Dump

Apr 11, 2026 2:11 PM

My midlife crisis was being unemployed for 3+ years and suffering from chronic depression and anxiety. It still is.

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I stole two, so you get pizza

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#10 Imagining a guillotine making a slide-whistle sound as it falls....

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a happy "hee hee" and "there goes another one!"

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My midlife crisis was considering buying muffins that weren't marked down expired.

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I bought an e-bike. :)

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I splurged and paid for a shave and a haircut. It was more than two bits and it was not good.

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#1 Too late. I spent my entire childhood desperately seeking approval that I never got.

Damn, I really am broken.

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I suppose I'm lucky in that my parental unit made a point of always moving the goalposts when it came to praise or approval. So, even when I do the thing, there was always a "yes. but you didn't do the thing well enough. so no praise for you." to follow. I just stopped trying and focused on the bare minimum and not caring about anything. it's a different sort of broken.

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That's how my stepmom was. Nothing was ever good enough for her. I joined the Navy, went through boot camp and A school, and then went home on leave. While at home, my dad gave me the "Proud parent of a sailor" sticker to put on their car and she stopped me, saying "you haven't done anything yet, you aren't a sailor".

That was my life with her. She died a few weeks ago and I haven't shed a single tear.

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