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Here, you can see the way to the ol camping grounds where high schoolers went to drink and smoke and do mushrooms.
A little bit farther down the way.
That's a big tree. It just looks small because you're far away. It gets bigger.
The blue trail of this section of the Florida trail. Marked to be seen by teenagers who may be drunk or high while camping.
Here's a creepy half buried bit of concrete. Good times were spent postulating it's original purpose.
That's a big ol gopher tortoise hole. All kinds a critters live in these dens together, gopher tortoises obviously being the wisest.
Here's a big ass pile of dead wood. Bet your ass some nasty varmints call this place home.
I've spent many hours in this state forest. Not all of them lost, but some.
That's a big ol tree. You drive around it, unless you're a drunk dumb fuck, in which case you drive right into it and die. RIP Sammy.
I almost died on this bench after chugging four lokos when I was 17.
The local boy scouts built this blind to look at some dope ass nature without having the nature look back.
That's Rex, the field guide. He may not get you back home the right way, but you can bet your ass you're gonna have a good time in his paws.
Some natural woods Central Florida style. Pretty sure a witch lives up in there.
The next stop, where teenagers go to smoke their first pack of cigarettes they got their 18 year old friend to buy for them.
Pine woods and sand hills. All just go together like rice and pudding.
These trees had a little too much to drink, like some of their admirers.
Don't want no scrubs? Don't go to the Sandhills.
Here's a pretty bush. Apparently, this is a rare plant in these parts.
Still nice to come say hello.
A witch DEFINITELY lives up in there.
Fucking magicking children, leading them to their deaths.
IDK what this is, but it grows in my yard and I like it.
I'm gonna make another post with some more cool spots around the greater Orlando area, spots I both love and recommend. The prospect of moving all the way to London scares the shit out of me, but it's time to cowboy up and do what I gotta do.
teaforyouandme
Upvoting for Rex and the accurate representation of central Florida (but maybe mostly Rex)
jezabellga350
What inspired such a big move
GiftedGoldfish
Im glad im not the only one who used to get weird in the woods when i was younger
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I don’t even, but it was great
YoYo232323
You've got yourself a ginger plant, amigo.
iGivePoorAdvice
Let us know if you encounter Florida Man.
TheBiggestOfNasties
Goodbye bathsalts. Hello bad teeth.
Davrem
Unless it's London Ontario. Then it's "Hello unrelenting embrace of frigid darkness". Or something like that.