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Dec 27, 2025 11:39 PM
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GlennBecksChalkboard
#5 well, both can be true. Don't know how other people do it, but i tried the "I'll work out after waking up" thing and while others somehow go "this gives energy for the rest of the day!" all it did for me was "aight, i'll head back to bed". Thankfully i tried this on weekends...
CptJohnYossarian
#4 Well maybe if your generation hadn't pulled up the ladder behind you, Margaret, we'd be able to spend some of our lives resting.
TapeLeg
#7 even better when you love alone
jtwood
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
How can you be a serious alcoholic if you don't know how to make a mojito?
cloudskye280k
I think they're trying to learn from the experts.
GroovyCrowley
How can you call yourself an alcoholic if you ruin good alcohol with non alcoholic ingredients?
HenryLongfellowIII
A dedicated alcoholic will come up with such delicious combinations as vodka and milk (to conceal their habit).
MightyUrto
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