HorrorMango
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Apr 10, 2026 6:30 AM
HorrorMango
177063
797
7
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW7tofMErFr/
DirigibleOtter
Flat girl.
DrSharkbite
lunchbeers
Have you tried a mushroom, MUSHROOM?
GrenithTheSkald
So she's just like every other woman?
509tigerfish
509tigerfish
CHONK
icurays1
CyberHexx
Oreo can do whatever she wants.
epistlero
That's a good ger
fsharpminor3s
Me too, kiddo, me too.
goflyblind
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Wonder what she might do for a mushroom.
Foire
Maybe dance with the…snaaaaake, oaaaahh, snake, it's a snake…!
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
Oreo is a unit
mltlqur
Shout out WI !!!
YippeeKayakOB
The name makes sense, I guess
woodworkerf
Hidey Hole!
ElectricLeprechaun
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
TheFullLength
Same.
Lisekmaly
Must be amazing at cuddling.
subkava
Cue cheese tax song…
thalasand
Of all the animals I thought might emerge from under that log, a badger was not one of them.
ihatemyknee
Hahahaha all I can think of was "Carrier has arrived."
SuperfluousMeh
So hissy, I love her
LadyNetrex
I would not mess with that one! Leave treat, retreat! Look how beautiful she is! <3
Mack1986
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OGdieXdqMzZkd2VqZnptdHFxcXM4MDB2aDE0aG8xaHhkenlsaGMwZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aTA5XUN0m6GPMuQ/200w.webp
thewiggins
raberscoob
Mushroom mushroom!
Badgerbadgerson3
Dude, why is my sis living under a log?
RAB806
Because that's similar to where they would make their burrow in nature. Protects from the elements and other predators.
Badgerbadgerson3
Um, how dare you? That is speciesist propaganda. We live in well furnished holes in hills.
pachyderm
That was pretty scary
BishlamekGurpgork
Like all Eldritch badger God accepting it's offering.
"Your offering buys humanity six hours grace more. Subject to terms and conditions."
Ggbambi
Oh yea I had a fear response too 😨
smashpro1
As soon as I saw it moving in the shadows, my brain said "run", and obviously didn't stop when I saw what it actually was.
TrueLegateDamar
Millions of years of evolution at work.
gronzilla
It was mostly the sound effect. That should have been the Darth Vader sound effect
Dahnzo
Badgers are fierce warriors in the Redwall series
adamlstf9
“EULALIA!!!”
Targe0
The American Badger.
The European Badgers meth addled cosuin.
FellaWithUmbrella
I think you could say that about humans too.
unluckyandbored
European badgers look cuter, but they are just as dangerous.
pareidoliaperson
So what does he do like tweet a lot?
caitie578
That’s my state’s animal you’re talking about!
Targe0
And you didn't deny its accuracy.
caitie578
Nope.
DonL9
Neither one cares.
Tengenstein
I feel this is unfair. Peopke used to have European badgers jaws with iron poles to get them to let go.
Targe0
That's just an all badger thing.
If they bite you they aren't letting go.
Tengenstein
Thats kinda my poiNt European badgers are bad asses, just with better PR
drucifer0
Yeah Euro badgers' glamour shots are on point.
dghughes
Xmen should have a Euro badger character. His name is Simon and he wears tweed. He's a good lad.
crazyspelling
I feel like we're a hairsbreadth away from re-inventing Beast.
Magpiebones
Good lad who eats unatended housecats.
Targe0
And he's infected with TB.
ReallyOG
Honey Badger laughs in your general direction
Fanner50
Honey badger default mode
“You wanna go, let’s go!”
TheMershedPerderder
Honey badger don't care.
Aranon1183
I wish he'd narrate another nature documentary clip.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
Dude could launch a channel narrating nature clips and have a million followers overnight, if he could keep that momentum going
Boxingjedi
Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
Targe0
The Honey badger is their cousin who does bath salts.
slyfox001
And cocaine
Targe0
That's what the European Badger is on.