Zinfandella
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Mar 28, 2026 1:05 AM
Zinfandella
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MasterChristopher
Now I'm in the mood for your cinnamon rolls...!
Drosera
Pro tip: I recommend providing treats to anyone that comes to work on your house.
Emjayen
Not one of Gwenyth Paltrow's I hope.
FlatPlutoSociety
"Uh oh." - the two Mormon missionaries in your living room
cousteau
I realize that you meant plumbers and the like, but at first I thought you had hired servants to hand towels and stuff like that.
ReelPoop
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rijtjeshuis
If it's a reno or anything serious, one of those candles would be pretty great to include as gratuity
duktayp
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BeaverOnFire
Tawandaborkbork
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CitizenPrime
I thought that was code for taking a shit
BlastyMcBlastblast
AlienJeffries81
AdultsOnlyMinecraft
You can find a plumber to work on your bathroom? I’d kill for a plumber who doesn’t ghost me and actually shows up and does the work. Please kids, skip college and get into the trades instead. The world will thank you.
NinjaCongo
There's a Gwyneth Paltrow joke in here somewhere.
Doismellbacon
Those guys had false hopes https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bm0yZXdtcjdqMXlham10c2xsZHhzOGc2dWNtNXcyYmtzN3pqeHp6dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ruRn7BpR5Uo45a4JJZ/200w.webp
mksu
Are you sure you didn't wander onto a porn set?
cameloDancer
So they were enjoying the scent of your pie...
Thanks, I'll see myself out
GussDeBlod
Did you give them a slice of candle?
AdrianDunne
Silver lining: Your place smells good and not like roadkill.
JustTodd
Don't worry. With the way food prices are going, you'll have to learn how to make stuff from scratch soon anyways.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Don't worry, with the way things are going, you'll have to learn how to forage and raise your own produce.
Kagenical
That's when you quickly uber eats some cinnamon rolls or something and put them out, taking all the credit.
0RocketCat0
Malak224
As you work out the plan to disguise Fast food as your own cooking another battle takes place for the future of the universe.
THEREDHO0D
Delightfully devilish Seymour
Randomice
More than once I've considered taking a spoon to a candle.
astrangehop
You can just buy seltzers.
Californiajackson
So what candle was it? Share.
adverselypossessed
The one she lit to cover the smell in the bathroom.
Zinfandella
akelamishari
Oooh sounds nice
69Voltage
Why were you baking a candle?
Targe0
How else are you meant to harvest the wax?
JediUrsa
Some candles smell good when heated.
onecatnokids
thank you.
BeaverOnFire
Fire good!
psugab
Hey @isetprettygirlsonfire , any notes for her?
isetprettygirlsonfire
@BeaverOnFire username checks out
hyperchondriac
Are you by any chance a strange academic recluse who resembles Hugh Grant?
Zinfandella
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MzM0bmszaWVycTZkaDBteGgzYXQ3dDQ5dGQ4N2xkMDBsNHY4OWkzMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ETm8xqrs7w7xS/200w.webp
hyperchondriac
A pie-scented candle is a significant plot device in this horror film starring Hugh Grant. Just a fun coincidence.
Zinfandella
I love horror! Might check it out :)