NegasonicAdultEMP
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Apr 7, 2026 9:48 AM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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WienerBeener
#9 You know what I fuckin' hate?? Fucking reverse psychology! Fuck that shit, just do what you're supposed to do, ya fuckin knob head!
Protoplastico
#14
Muneish
#3 holy shit I was like man I used to make fun of a sign just like that, then looked at the brookshire brothers reflection and realized that is literally the same one by where I used to live in.
jvh6609
#16 in other words… just don’t be a dick about it
Lekonua
#18 Davy Jones wants his stereo back.
Alysaere
#22 sounds like a cover of Sweet Disposition, anyone have a link to the full?
Translicious90
#26 How I'm tryna be honestly
HappyMockTurtle
statelessnfaithless
#35 or changing lanes.
KremlinOfAges
Great dump!
aslum
#32 I have a bidet, so pooping anywhere else now seems wildly uncivilized.
RElGNMAN
#8 This was the wig she thought she'd wear.
circlebreaker
#13
huey9k
Because OF COURSE it's Smuckers...
CommunCreator
1) “glory, glory! What a hell of a way to die!”
2) I doubt that would actually work. But I’d still like to test it. You know, for science.
bloodbloodbloodblood
If I never wrote comments about things I hate, I'd never get any of this Trump hate outta me.
bloodbloodbloodblood
#6 Zwicky, you genius
wickedcor
#32 I prefer getting paid to poop. Like right now.
maskedrabbit
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!
hightechpirate
While I agree with the sentiment and poop on the clock whenever possible, I have much better TP at home, the toilet paper in my work bathroom is cheap single ply and I've recently considered bringing my own TP from home
wickedcor
Yeah the toilet paper sucks. But, it’s worth being alone for 5 minutes.
CheeseB0t
#18 forbidden Fleshlight
SpartanwithaSkirt
You fuck JBL Speakers?
CheeseB0t
You don't?
CodyBurkett
#6 oh, I'm stealing this one
bloodbloodbloodblood
I'm upvoting you, Cody. Deal with it, mf'er. Give Pippin extra scritches from The Internet People for all of us.
CodyBurkett
RalphH
#9 it is about 110 grams for those that use real measurement units.
AgainstMethod
The point of the stick is to standardize packaging so you don't need to weigh it, fwiw.
noone1415
Also, a "knob" of butter is the smallish random sized blob that you put in a pan (or whatever). No-one refers to half a packet of butter (packets typically being 250g) as a knob...
usernamemorelikeusershame
We call that a "pat" of butter. Classic tumblr TIL'ing wrong things