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Sweetheart, they're not friends. I can FEEL their yearning from ten feet away.
Not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference.
Also, go NC with people that make you feel like less than.
See, this is why I can't be a parent...because I used to do shit like this to my Mom and Dad.
The curse won't find me normally, it'll find me through my god damn pets.
goflyblind
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Sludgesoda
#46 Ah, the ultimate way to break a 'chewing on your pen' habit.
RichterCa
#14 Are... are these two accounts the same woman?
meganical
#56 his love and grief for that kitten were palpable
flashums
#21 wow... *tightens seatbelt*
adventureswithadhd
#6 I am built like this as I get older and won’t wear dresses this tight. I was programmed from a young age that this was not attractive but so proud of others who feel good wearing it!
AlmostClever
#45 Man those I Spy books were so great. I think they also did a computer game version too?
IhaveAfaceForRadio
#5 oh god
EatPieLander
#44 BYOL - Bring Your Own Lampshade
We used to have these parties back in college.
Thrift store in town refused to sell any more lampshades without lamp bases.
I still have my party lampshade, and still fits perfectly.
ArcaneM37
#23 I get that different minerals and microbes make the different colors, but how did they know to align in ROY G. BIV order? Who told them to do it that way?
thekeyofe
#11
bittenicht39
#4 Homelander approves.
Beesareonthewhatnow
#48 Hot & honey or sweet & sour, the flavor is in the ampersand
SuicidalBallsack
#11
cryptidofthewood
A being of fine taste.
shalafi71
#37 "Did you ever notice how in the Bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" -Thomas Daggett, the Prophecy
ChicksDigTrucks
I saw the top line of #45 as a caption for #44 and i did not know what was good.
Niagaran
#4 Prob fake but I'm pretty sure that it would be a crime to trick people into drinking your biological fluids.
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thekeyofe
You mean Homelander?
bittenicht39
Oh crap. Too late here ( after 1 am). I‘ll delete and correct it. Thanks.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#52 Vaoi, now that’s a brand I haven’t seen in a loooong time.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
Flipping the I and O around make that name sound like something VERY different lol
RevolutionOnHerLips
It's all good yaoi, bront
phoenix0path
Why am I going to North Carolina with people that make me feel less than, again?
cryptidofthewood
You should never lace yourself around people that don't see you for you.
phoenix0path
It was a joke. I intentionally mistook NC (NO CONTACT) with North Carolina.
It was bad, but it was a joke.
cryptidofthewood
Ohhh, my autistic self zeroed in on trying to comfort. My apologies. <3
indigogogogo
#48 spicy honey mustard thanks for sharing Op https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3U3dm11b2F3MWE2bjdpdDdwbzNyM3IzNjN2MmpzMnlnczJnNXF1dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ehfWmij1MrqjS/200w.webp
cryptidofthewood
Oh, I love the vibes.
meganical
You mean, it doesn’t change depending on where you got the nuggets? Am I the only one who does that? Honey mustard from Burger King, sweet & sour sauce from McDonald’s and used to be Wendy’s until they went psycho, but BBQ in normal restaurants.
turdferguson74
Marinara from BK
indigogogogo
Not for me, I very rarely eat fast food, especially since its getting more and more expensive, but I like that you're a connoisseur. What makes BKs honey mustard better than McDs if you don't my asking?
Canigetbannedagain2
Breast milk is pretty good, fight me.
cryptidofthewood
I won't fight you, it is good. Especially with oreos.
Canigetbannedagain2
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M3dtdHVlMXk1MTNsYW10ZGRuN200a2h0ZTJpOGowMWloZXgxMGgwcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9uIms7Q88JyzjJqyTV/200w.webp