SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Fighting ICE with ice
Jan 16, 2026 10:12 PM
SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Fighting ICE with ice
foreverinchains
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWV4cGY2YTZkc3R4cWd3bmNscW4xMnNrazZobHdlY282ZjA4YzF3biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq/200w.webp
LanceCharisma
BUCKETS OF WATER!? :O :'(
GreyKnightTemplar666
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGlqaTBzdGpxOGsxbGU0OTQzMzNmbjBpcHBoMjVoazN5NXV3ZmF6ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/haQof3K3PG64JTd7qH/200w.webp
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Oh, how AWFUL.
Did they hurt their poor bottoms when they slipped?
revasseur
They should sue that guy for calling them rioters.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Note: Nick Sortor is a lying maga ****, so there's a possibility that this is made up and this "Minneapolis" doesn't actually exist.
mephiston
I agree. These ICE degenerates are getting away with way too much.
morningxafter
Anyone remember Bros icing bros from about a decade ago? Get iced, ICE! Ya fuckin’ losers!
Illinifan88
This is great.
SilverNicktail
My god, they might fall over? THIS IS TOO FAR. Better put them in a detention centre and rape them in return for access to their kids, or strangle them to death, or shoot them in the street and have the Nazi president set the DOJ on anyone who says it didn't happen.
I mean, frozen water, man. That's just too goddamn far.
Kyzyl
ice them ICE baby.
SugarSmack
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHF1Yzl6MXo3Y3E4Y2phdnc0emlkaXhjcDg0Y241MXhra2s5b2l0dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oz8xz54qxEsEOlEJ2/200w.webp
Bigemedic
I mean, 33 people have been killed by ICE, including a woman shot at point blank range for no reason, and she and her family have been smeared and lied about by ICE and the press, and the DOJ wants to investigate her wife but not the shooter, and they almost killed a baby with pepper spray and flash bangs, but slippery streets? THAT I cannot abide.
(Fuck that guy, is what I'm saying)
croftyraider
"Rioters"? they look like protestors to me
idontwannasaymyname
I wonder if a super soaker would allow you to do it at a distance?
LucasLightbane
Thanks for the tip Nick!
3andAHalfLivesAgo
I hope every ICE agent herniates a disk and then explodes into confetti. Anybody got a lamp I can rub
nicelyvillainous
Screw it, I’d rather the system fall apart than see karma. I hope thousands of them fake a fall and then do workman’s comp claims for back pain because they realized they are never getting their “sign-on bonus” that they only qualify for if they are still working for ICE in 3 years.
TwoBitGreaser
Don’t boil the water first or it comes out very difficult to see.
agonarch
Oh yeah they'll probably hate black ice even more than the regular kind.
LarkSachrosis
Awww, did some fuckos go to the north in winter not prepared for winter conditions? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXRkcnRhYnNmdGNla2t5em9kaGg3ZTh5c3R1aWtybzNzZmxyYndidSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB/200w.webp
Sorrontis
they should buy skates then
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Sorrontis
lol
Eyeetsass
Who the fuck is Nick Sorter, and why do we care what he has to say?
VerySmallDuck
He's Sorter a dumbass.
Mairoa
I care about the content because the way it's posted here is "oh no, don't do THAT.... 😉" To give people ideas for legitimate tactics. Have you seen people from the South (at least some of these agents) dealing with cold weather bullshit? They're not excellent at it.
Eyeetsass
Have enjoyed them dealing with the cold. They’re going to get plenty of that. It’s ironic how stupid it was to pull this in Minnesota right now after these Nazis must know how it worked when their forebears marched east into Siberia. These dumb fucks will be in Texas in July I bet. Real tacticians. Nowhere warm to be right now. No illegals in Florida, or Texas. Minnesota is where the illegals are.
AnotherDiscordianAtLarge
Actually came here to say just that. Dude looks like a gas station Area Manager who calls himself an "oil company executive."
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Right? One of the nazi poster boys for ICE, apparently: https://www.opb.org/article/2025/12/09/portland-oregon-police-nick-sortor-lawsuit/
Eyeetsass
Ah, an influencer. So a horrible, and entirely worthless creature.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
And ironically, by his own words, quite the snowflake too...