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Nov 12, 2017 12:01 AM
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Pegussu
As someone who used to own chickens, they aren't friendly. They are angry, hate-filled birds and I'm glad we eat them.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
Bad chicken! **Nooo THATS BAHD CHIKEEEHN!!!** /cartman
PaulieCarbone
Big shit in 3..2..1..
oceansss
Saw this a couple years ago nice reupload.
bachterman
look at the little repost dino
Dumbledi
It's hiding because it knows it is about to be stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a mouth.
DoYouKnowTheMoreoMan
"We own chickens now"
Blackjackal1122
My dad had a similar incident in his backyard. He tried to make it go away by throwing a rock at it. But that just made come closer.
BababaMoooya1
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GeneralComments
winner winner chicken dinner!
sinergy
You have a chicken now. Get ya a few build a coop. Free eggs and chicken hugs
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
zipsline4
This is what I imagine bonding with your chicken looks like
stimpsonjcatt
Next pic: FRIED CHICKEN!
bigholms
Had that happen to a deer at my house once
blasthound
That’s cute
quattroformaggix4
I adopted many an animal this way. Had a free range guinea pig for four years cause he wandered into our yard.
quattroformaggix4
If the pattern holds, you'll be hand feeding him cavalo nero & running to his wheeking demands in no time.
Iupvotegoodboys
napsmear
thewhifflingtit
I have a feeling that Plymouth Rock is going to fight me.
DarthTasty
https://imgur.com/Y7qh9aV
PunsThatMakeYouRuns
How can someone post pictures of their cock and get away with it!?!
OneColdGorilla
"Where are my eggs, Summer?"
VengefulQuokka
Probably a lurk.
Pulger
Don't get too friendly. Those things will take and take, but ask for a favour and they disappear. They're wear-feather friends.
PaintedIsles
DoomSkuller
TheDreaded1
DarthTasty
https://imgur.com/eYMVC5O
SaveMeSalem
I don't get it.
zikaBLYAT
Fair weather friend.
quattroformaggix4
I wish I could throw flowers before you so your feet never touched the ground again
VelociRyan
This is the greatest joke I've ever heard.
quattroformaggix4
Yeah. And you know they came up with it JUST for this. So, double magic. New career potential definitely...
kingharpy
Hey oh!
VanessaWhips
mastshin
really? mine is always asking for help with baking bread, and im like Biiiiiiitch call me when you need help eating it.
bkkhk
Don’t listen to the haters this was funny
quattroformaggix4
It was freaking hilarious. The haters just jealous of the impeccable wordplay.
FishLords
KingoftheMisfitDonuts
Ask why she crossed the road!
Zahnradfee
Cute chicken.
BigJB
Now train the chicken to fight cuz the final battle is coming.....
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mourous
All hail corporate
NotYetNotYetNow
Update
IWasInThePool
Why is this person sitting, shoeless, on the floor of their garage?
DeathAnGravity
+1 for asking the important questions
dreamingvividly
Why not?
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
New imgur word of the evening: kalsarikännit. To get drunk no alone, in one’s underwear.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
All great questions
CoalBee
Most likely southern for the shoeless part. I'll walk on gravel barefoot before I put on shoes. Hate those things until something sharp
BrothaDarkness
white chicks will sit on any floor shoeless
CidColetti
Why aren't you?
IWasInThePool
I don't know where they live, otherwise maybe I would.
fraggerinred
Why would you?
jdpt
Why ask why?
MonsieurLeMoustache
coz chickens
Karsaell
Why do you stop at shoeless ? For all we see, she's as likely to be pantsless too. But that's a whole other kind of animal story
Mercenarity
That garage floor is probably cleaner than 99% of the sofas in this country.
passerdomesticus
With a beaked creature that pecks hard and fast
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Fast, not hard.
Tricotronic
Im not sure but that's one of the cleanest garages i ever seen
wtfamIdoinghere000
Right!
quattroformaggix4
Yah, aren't they usually derelict storage units?
arcadia2000
1/Storytime: My dad is pretty fanatical about keeping his garage clean and there's few things he liked better than making his kids do chores
arcadia2000
2/So on my 16th birthday, many years ago, instead of love and presents, (my first boyfriend dumped me and) my dad made me clean the garage.
arcadia2000
3/My sisters did their best to cheer me up but since they had their own chores, I scrubbed that floor until it shone on that cold winter day
quattroformaggix4
This is so my dads style. "Quattro, remember that time I made you paint the fence cause you were sad? ....Great parenting right there"
arcadia2000
4/epilogue/plot twist Despite my "trauma" I still like to keep a clean garage. Thx dad. >.<'
fskn
Because that's how you behave in the presence of chickens.
alcaray
Chicken whispering protocol.
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
This is definitely op. I have never seen this before on the FP once a week every week for the last 60 weeks.
Lentic
I've seen this multiple times. It's definitely not OP.
thefuturistanthony
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
There are new FP posts multiple times a day, my friend. So unless you scroll through a couple hundred posts once a week...
thewhifflingtit
I do.
FsImgur
I almost didn't click on this, but I looked again at the thumbnail and I said "Is that a fucking chicken?!".
nekoemote
It’s not
spatulafrenzy
Woosh
nekoemote
ShyTurtleKing
Was that the sound of the joke going over their heads?
spatulafrenzy
That was a woosh, wooshing.
thefuturistanthony
ItsASecretButIllNeverTell
To the other people in this thread, do y'all know what sarcasm is?
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha honestly... especially the way it was worded sounded like sarcasm no doubt
SaikyoStyle
I think it's spelt orgasm.
ItsASecretButIllNeverTell
U right.
xheroth
Last pic before victim's pecker was gone.
iAntichristx666
I made the assumption op was talking about the bird. You know, the cock
PostIsRelatableToDisappointment
Looking by those toes, and I'm no toe expert. I think victim has no pecker this time round.
NateTheNuke
Looks lie you may be correct sir
fskn
Not anymore, they don't.
BlueKarat
Not with that attitude!
ShaXzilla
You never know these days haha
leftbanana
No doubt @OP can get another pecker whenever desired
Quantumkitty
last pic before victim got a pecker.
LocalFrenchCroissant
Did you just assume its gender ? Cis scum ! (this is sarcastic. just to be safe...)
BrohthorNature
DoomSkuller
... maybe
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Thats a woman unless the guy paints his toe nails.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
I only saw a dark big toe. Thought it was a bruise ....I should probably wear steel toes more...
RachTrap
going by the painted toe nails imma say their oecker is already gone.
prophetuscaecus
Well, lucky for them, a spare just happened to walk into their garage!
mantisblade
Beware of the badger, it said on the gate. It bit off my tadger, I read it too late.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
That dude is wearing toenail polish then. Nothing wrong with it. Just sayin