Trying to get closer to God after finding out there is a religion that worships ass and encourages sending booty pics.

Apr 10, 2026 6:27 PM

deafkitten

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Matthew 6 v 5

essentially don't make a big deal about praying, go into your room and pray privately, only hypocrites make a show of praying.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL DK wants to see pictures of my naked bottom.

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let's remember both these guys have assaulted multiple women.

22 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

razorites, assemble!

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"Listen... ...to your thoughts."

Buddy, I not only listen, but watch, a neverending stream of shitposts and a jumble of mega-remixes of every song I ever heard, if that was the key of opening up a prayer line straight to some god, I'd've been on mute and blocked for four dec-- wait, that would actually make a lot of sense
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Wait, what?

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If I could pray with my cock I'd be much more religious- Tyrion Lannister

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He seems high.

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Absolutely would not be surprised if the dude is perpetually high these days. Dude has been through it.

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Here is Shia saving another lost soul

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More people should do the first step on a regular basis.

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Ooooh, DK, you going to be sending Imgur your booty pic tonight? I'll stay logged on for that cake.
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Lol there is so many short clips to use from this interview he did. He seems like hes been through some shit and has lost it more than a few times.

22 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

his dad really messed him up.

22 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling more of the shit he's been through is self created chaos

22 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Absolutely. I feel his pain, self sabotage is some wild shit. 10-10 dont recommend.

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My whole existence is flawed. You get me closer to god. (I wanna eff you like Animal from the muppets)

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I always though Johnny Cash should have done a version of Closer

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Du

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Du hast.

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Behold: a hymn

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A hymn from him butt

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No better set up for a Rick Roll

20 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sounds like ass

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And vaguely fart-like.

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I can smell this in my general direction

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Fuck knows if this lunatic is for real or if this is just more profit-driven spectacle for this shitty empire ruled by wall-to-wall criminality. I just made a post about this fucking clown car nation with nuclear capacity.

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Ow... I don't know the guy, I actually thought it was satire...

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Link?
I was always baffled by this guy. Heard he cut his own face for the tank movie with Brad Pitt. The only thing I like about him is when Trump got elected his first term. Shia made a big stink about "Dont let him divide us", he was right on that one

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Correction: he had a TOOTH taken out for the fury tank movie

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He got PTSD from his crazy parents and Micheal Bay's dumb ass directing, putting all those fucking explosives right by their fucking heads for the world's longest GM commercial during a time when they were getting government bailouts.... I mean Transformers.

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Is that not Matt Murdock's ass?

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Please get some culture

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I have NO idea who that woman is

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Most importantly, NOT Matt Murdock.

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Wait, is that Shia labeouf?

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I think it is! He seems so lost to me, but what do I know about him. Nada. I like how weird he is. But anybody espousing Christianity these days has a hidden motive, to me.

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I think the hidden motive in this case, is unfortunately mental illness...

21 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Actual cannibal Shia laBoeuf?

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It is. He's...been through some things...

22 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's one heck of a shi-surprise

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like new Orleans jail booking

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Temu Shia Labeouf!

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No...it's just....him

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Shia surprise!

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