Marco Rubio is Sad... What Will Cheer Him Up?

Mar 14, 2026 9:44 AM

Poor sad Marco :(

Will alcohol cheer him up?

Alcohol and hallucinations?

A part-time job?

A national tragedy?

A mass cult suicide... Finally got a smile :)

I don't know what would cheer him up BUT his obituary would cheer me up.

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I get it. He's got big shoes to fill

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Maybe he just needs to shoes his own adventure.

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Is there anybody more useless than rubio?

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He has a lot of competition. Useless is also better than actively harmful and there are plenty of them too.

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