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#funny #burp #fail
May 19, 2021 3:37 AM
Myballzzich
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#funny #burp #fail
MeatSparkles
Im legit laughing so hard at that burp to head hit combo my eyes are watering haha
OvergrownDwarf
I fucking Lol'd so hard!!!!
seir
Looks like when you order Leonardo Dicaprio from Wish
MampokisiThunder
This made me laugh. Thank you chugger, thank you @OP. I haven't laughed in a while.
MAN9000
We are laughing so hard.
KaJuN
I love the Doom demon growl right before the head slam.
jigglypuffusedpound
Builgus
Legit watched it 20 times in a row. Laughed so hard I couldn't breath or see the video through my tears
sheeeiit
He ded
zortroz
So ded.
UncleBeldin
FourLegsGood
Nothing happened to his ability to reproduce. Why does everyone keep misusing this meme?
TheEvilPlatypus
AnxiaTeaDD
This made ugly cry laugh so-HARD!
KleptoKea
Same here. I was doing the Muttley laugh so long my GF had to come check I wasn't having a heart attack or something.
pugcashingout
Apex predators are tryouts to master most valuable skill- consuming liquid
tigercheesesteak
Oh my gosh what do I do!
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
I laughed and cried for 5 minutes about this like a fucking maniac, omfg. Thanks for sharing
Schlagerfuzzi
let's call it a draw
NachoPete
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Yeah but why would you want to. I mean I get it’s staged but it’s a weird ass premise
greyfox13
I'm dead.....I laughed so hard
ItsReallyNotThatDifficult
I used to get a giant sparkling water every morning before work. Can confirm you’ll puke.
NotYourLady
Striped shirt with a logo, middle part and wavy bang hairstyle, neon adjustable bracelet... This is absolutely 95-99. Period
ventikona
I kept my nirvana t-shirts because I knew they’d come back. Thank god I used to buy them huge because I’m way fatter now.
rangerdood
It's straight up Zachary Ty Bryan from Home Improvement.
dEXm64
90s fashion is back with gen z, it'll be in the last 2 years I'm going to say
zodd95
Haha, I was gonna say the same thing!
thatclimbingguy
Why was the first sentence edited out? It was sth along the lines of "Your man may have the lego death star set but can be do..."
UrOverThinkingIt
Wondering the same thing. We saw this the other day in that dump and have watched it like 30 times. We couldn't stop laughing. Internet gold
Puninthe0ven
I kinda can’t stop watching this
HappyMetalhead
Me neither. I'm almost crying ???
Ordostank
Ikr? It's the perfect blend of arrogance, panic and failure. The hit in the end is epic.
blackgold288
I once chugged a FULL 2 litre bottle of sprite. Without a breath. I think I lost died. Then I burped for like a minute straight
Strangeshrimp
Are you a competitive speed eater? I don’t think anyone else has that kind of room in their stomach
blackgold288
Nope. I was just a junior high kid doing a dare
grandestoptimist
A friend of mine attempted to chug a 4L jug of orange juice on a dare, he threw up a lot.
Dolenmorgul
I can't burp, just can't so I know better than to chug like this, anyone else got this problem?
Ridien
Me. For over 30 years. Finally fixed it with a Botox injection. All jokes aside, go check out /r/noburp. We’re a big family.
Strangeshrimp
Are you a horse?
Dolenmorgul
some parts are ;)
Strangeshrimp
The feet!
HonItsFlawless
It looks like sparkling water is not often used in America? https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=americans+sparkling+water
notofgod
I think you mean club soda? It exists, but not easy to find.
Ulthirm
That video about sparkling ice, they swapped all the water in the machines in our school to that shit. Stuff is gross.
Ulthirm
Sparkling water can be good, but sparkling ice takes the 11 knob and pushes it to 22. Just not a pleasant sensation.
popejubal
That is true. We have soda, but sparkling water is uncommon.
NottSure0
I'm fucking crying!! I know that feeling. His fight or flight mode kicked in.
TheOneThatGotBanned
which for a tiktoker translates into do I get up- or downvotes.
ThatNameWasTaken
He flew into that garage door
WaffleBrat
Can someone explain on a scientific level what happened?
Misteree8
Gassy drinks expand the stomach and does not feel good. Burping relieves the pain.
NapoleonDynOmite
That's exactly why I pour white claws into my water bottle.
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Yes...THATS why...
stvgrc
allibaster12
My staged senses are going off, but also my genuinely funny senses. So confused. Meh, ill actually try and enjoy something in life and laugh
HectoProtecto
This comment sounds staged.
AlexSomething
I thought the same thing: kiiiinda seems staged, but if it is, that was really well done and still funny as fuck.
FieldOfTroubles
Ok keep us updated
MikePowers
I want to enjoy it, but why is the garage door halfway up? That's what confirms the stage for me.
CaptPizzaPants
Just STFU and let us enjoy it
TheOneThatGotBanned
same, call bulls**t
StylesRockman
You know Ghostbusters isn't a documentary, right?
x505
Funny and staged aren't mutually exclusive, no need to be confused.
Noksus
Why is everyone like "staged, so not funny" when basically 99% of what you watch is scripted?
Akurei00
Yeah, most of the time I don't get the hate. Though it'd be a little different with something more like the Twisted Tea incident.
bluemyles
I think its staged, I also lol irl every time I see it; some of yall commenting here are no fun.
GrosseChung
It was a really good act, if anything it would be more impressive if it was staged.
Matixd83
It is staged, he’s on TikTok and he’s got similar type videos of him doing the same thing
sambaah05
Hitting his head?
boevis
Very likely. We're headed towards Idiocracy's "Ow my Balls!"
kakivara
It's OK. Well-written and performed comedy is still funny. Even if it's very stupid.
shiftyeyes
Imagining it was room temp makes it even funnier to me
Fatbird
This is something always so weird to me. Like, y'all know the Avengers is staged too right?
blainetog
Yeah, but imagine how badass the Avengers would have been if it were fully improvised!
Nippledeepinahorse
I mean, at least half of RDJ's silliness was ad libbed. Blueberries, Shakespeare in the park, and the nicknames, all him, I believe.
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
WELL THE DIFFERENCE IS THATS A MOVIE. THATS ACTING FOR ENTERTAI- oh wait... (The first part isn't serious)
sampanbou
Humor often arises from reality subverting our expectations. If you know it's staged, it's harder for your expectations to be subverted(1/2)
Fatbird
Right, but tons of comedy is something we know is staged. Stand-up, comedy movies, memes. Knowing it's a joke doesn't detract from them?
DMoneythenomaDiceeL
Mabey, but think how much funnier those would all be if they happen naturally
sampanbou
Since you already suspect the person is gonna do something dramatic. It loses the situational irony. Plus, people appreciate sincerity (2/2)
ahorseelbowdeepinme
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Bubbly is where it's at because it expands. I've had the stuff come out my nose
BanGurHeaD
TheOneThatGotBanned
now thats funny
Bojovnik84
gottakeepgoing
I recognize this person as hot dog girl and that's it.
TerranMikkus
she does pretty good video essays on entertainment media theory.
tgeliot
Was expecting it to come out her nose. Am disappoint.
CapitalNick
She's surprised 'cause she knows she usually doesn't let that happen.
HappinessIsaColdPint
Darlin, outside is that way. Why the hell did she spit back inside?
NapoleonDynOmite
Not smart
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Tbf. She looked as surprised as anyone that happened
ruferto
i said warn me when, you asshole
TeamSpicyTacos
She seems fun
Sabenar
What even happened? Did she throw up or did the bottle just have really good air flow?
AncientSeraph
You need a bit of finesse to chug champagne from the bottle because bubblies.
StubbornViking
Champagne. It bubbles up a lot
TheYoungJaywalker
outan
boevis
SHE'S A FIRIN' HER LAZER
Addrammelech
Hello there
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
Pauly79
Martinis + oysters + 30 flights of stairs = this
darius2387
Good girls swallow
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
What about a really androgynous guy?
sheeeiit
Hell no.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Is this homophobia i detect
ahorseelbowdeepinme
No, he just prefers his androgynous men to spit. To each their own
darius2387
Good question, I won't know. If we find one we ask if they do
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
Dealer's choice
IceWeaselX
Xilir8
I got a warning for reposting this WHILE it was on the front page. It was worth it tho.
JambaJoose01
Nice
Pseudopods
Are her boobs wet before she spills the drink??
LaBix
If memory is right, she is near the end of a gig. Performing under spotlights makes you sweat like fuck.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Wasn't the first take I'm sure
boevis
Yes
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Those tits glistening mmmmmmhmm
SirQuackerz
Lesbian gif said the same thing... no horny jail for her... gotta love the double standard of discrimination against strait men on Imgur
MeAndJulio
I agree but dude chill
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Never. SWEATY MOMMY MILKERS
itswingardiumleviosa
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
I'm the shot caller in horny jail. My horny extends beyond the walls
TheYoungJaywalker
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
I have a permit "I'm Ron Swanson, I do what I want"
ThatsOneCozyBoi
Bonk
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
I'll bonk her teats
BanGurHeaD
Bmxtucker
Aubrey yes!
BanGurHeaD
ahorseelbowdeepinme
She looks so much like a friend who passed away. Always makes me smile to see her in the wild!
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Friends with benefits?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Lil bit.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Noice
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
But also sorry for your loss