Yo i'm hopping all around i'm a pink bird I'm walking all around better drink some wawa I'm just flamingo i'm coming on your shoreline Here i go i'm gonna peacefully drink y'all I'm slowly creeping up to your front yard Nothing threatening here i'm just a flamingo I'm a flamingo and i'm coming up to you Oh is that your child? I'ma ripout his motherfucking eyeball I'm gonna rip out his goddam eyeball I'm a flamingo when i get up in your child's eyeball No more eyeball child bitch
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
bobgunrunnersmith
Okay, that is cute.
psstuphere
Yo i'm hopping all around i'm a pink bird
I'm walking all around better drink some wawa
I'm just flamingo i'm coming on your shoreline
Here i go i'm gonna peacefully drink y'all
I'm slowly creeping up to your front yard
Nothing threatening here i'm just a flamingo
I'm a flamingo and i'm coming up to you
Oh is that your child? I'ma ripout his motherfucking eyeball
I'm gonna rip out his goddam eyeball
I'm a flamingo when i get up in your child's eyeball
No more eyeball child bitch
dpat13
It does indeed
GoodTransPuppyGirl
He too much leggy for he baby body!
redtruck
I wish my knees bent that way.
Iblamemyparentstoo
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ironymus
gtotherizzle
Why do flamingos raise one leg?
Because if they raised two legs they'd fall! #dadjoketherapy
muliphen
I'll admit it: I nose snorted.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
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Lostarchitorture
Wife told me to quit acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
guyanesebro420
The rapy??!
sfrinlan
"I'll take Whore Semen for $800"
JarJarDrinks
The zoo I worked at fed tomato paste to the flamingos to keep them pink, otherwise they would resume their original white color.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I wondered why no one has fed them for other colors, but nope, they store in their flight feathers only metabolites of β-carotene, all red.
morninggloryshade777
Is that healthy? I've never heard of using tomato paste....
graceinsheepsclothing
I thought brine shrimp made them that color and thought that should be their diet.
mrsdowneyjr
The chemical can be in other things too
JarJarDrinks
In the wild, yes. In a zoo setting that is impractical, they got by fine with specially made pellet food. Mind you my experience is circa 1974....