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Make smart choices or don't, I'm not your parents; I just get to tell them what happened night murse out.
Edit: was perfusing and breathing but only with mechanical assistance when I saw them last. Prognosis: not likely a good outcome, but may make for an extended life for many on donor lists. Check if you're a donor it's the gift that keeps giving.
beaubrent
God bless people who can handle this sort of thing. It is nightmare stuff.
limanoa
Not a liver donor I hope.
davebeastly
So... What happened?
ThisIsN0tMyName
Fucking right!
Twosarcastic2care
Drunk driving incidents?
dedncyde
I’m a night murse, too. But I work at an old folks home. They only stay up late to bingo.
ImProbablyJoking
As an uber driver: *aaheem*
UhhhhhNick
In my ER that giant puddle of blood on the floor is usually because a new EMT trainee hit an artery while starting an IV.
Misfire5150
Jam it in the artery and stand on the bag. What's the problem?
calichillionaire
Jesus, this looks like a crime scene.
Turdherden
Daymurse (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightmurse (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
+1 for the avatar.
nicholasagream
As someone with no medical experience, I can confirm this is the result of pulley the dangly skin next to your nail off...
nicholasagream
Pulling***
MessedUpAaron
Work for Kaiser in CA... Can confirm... Already have cleaned up 3 bad drunk driver rooms. Be safe fuckers.
mds308
Clean up, isle 3. I was an EMT/Paramedic and this is what the back of the rig looked like after a difficult call.
PianoandPads
Clean up Aisle 4!
Bunnyontherocks
Nurses rock.
MadMike75
Good job Night Murse.
CaptTelnet
Mursing the wounded back to good health. We meed more good people like you.
zefferoni
Uber was $25 tonight for me. Way cheaper than a DUI or the weight of guilt if hurting someone else in an accident.
rockyhorrorisme
I'm really proud of you. :)
StephenDaniels
Keep in mind that Lyft doesn't do surge pricing and its very likely that it will be the exact same driver.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
The order you listed those is interesting...
msawers
Ours was a 6.5x surge.... $150 - $200
Assfullofbread
We have free rides that drive you home in your own car all threw December in Canada
ITalkAboutGoats
The police of my old town paid to have school buses and the (tiny) cab company run all night from bars to people's homes. Works out well
Nomnomnivore
That's how I got home! A Shuttle school bus :) It works, it gets you there safe ^_^
BannedbyastupidMod
I don't leave my house on holidays like this, I'm not a big drinker, but I'm terrified of the people that are.
serafimo
me too! currently at a party. everyone else is asleep and i’ve sobered up but i wouldn’t dare be on the road. not even uber.
patbork42
How sad
RespiratoryRandy
I'm an RT, strong work. Cool vent. Some days I miss working trauma.
sakzeroone
I thought murses were out of fashion again.
o4kill
Thank you, my grammar filter is on the fritz and I thought it was supposed to be "might nurse out" and was trying to figure out that.
fingersb
I'm trying to bring sexy back
ikbendewalrus
No we're not
Metals4J
Is a murse a man purse?
Rapturr
M as in mancy
fingersb
unfortunatebrownbear
My best friend was killed by a drunk driver..
itsnotwrongifnobodyknowswhatyouaredoing
So was mine. :(
Bystandr
Read the writing on the wall, or see whats behind door number 2 yourself. Hard lessons.
ReallyGoodBee
My last trip to the hospital, I waited four hours. They called my number, then sent me back when they started wheeling in car-crash victims.
TheCollect
Pretty sure this is a repost.. original was about taking some minutes to resuscitate a person and what the aftermath looked like..
bluebetty
You're right. I commented the last time this exact image was posted. I checked but the post was deleted. Strange since it was on the FP
TheCollect
Yes! I wanted to make sure too..and just kept scrolling hoping to find it, but didn’t.
fingersb
Legit taken tonight/day, I've lost track of which it is right now. 2 hours left
kennelbreach
I thought you were right, but the other picture had an unsecured oxygen tank and less blood. I think this is a different picture.
tr0lleyjack
Also, I think that machine bottom left is a belmont rapid infuser, for massive haemorrhage.
liquidCrush
From one nurse to another I'm sorry to see you had that kind of a night
Demmayyy
Thiiiiis is why I’m a med-onc nurse. I would 100% freeze in a trauma situation. Shit, I’ve never even done compressions. Thank you ED&ICU.
fingersb
Full moon, super moon, presently -15 before wind chill and last call not for 51 minutes, everythingisonfirethatsok.jpg
ImANurse
I had unresponsive coke head, crashing dialysis patient and a septic patient who extubated self. Understaffed
HellooooNurse81
ICU! Fun times. I'm SICU, but got called off on NYE since no one's going in for elective procedures, now. Best of luck!
mds308
Night murse?
fingersb
night shift man-nurse or murse
mds308
I've been out of emergency medicine since mid 1980s. May have heard it, don't remember. I know it now. Thanks.
borgburt
KyrosXIII
As a fellow nurse, I can safely say that this is the scene of a botched circumcision.
ndmaster
gross
BeerAndWhiskey
*Sets down circumcision brochure*
animalrv
Every circumcision is botched. They mean to trim the unsanitary, and keep cutting children's genitals.
Boxingbud
*murse
OMWTFYM
I giggled
SnowMercy
This is my favorite comment on here. Ever. TY.
samsneed
Natatha
Hey. Never know what procedure is needed after drinking.
PhunkyMunky
Somebody forgot to sharpen the tiny guillotine
FBKatB3TAdotcom
lies all lies, i was there man i was there, it was the great toe nail of ingrowness.
KyrosXIII
It's ok man, you can call your wee williy wanker anything.
LRonHubbardsOldMother
*murse
Nccoffee
Man nurse?
duckshooter
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
Man that is one tough procedure. I hope you at least got a nice tip
Jjtazman
what a ripoff
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
At least they tipped
Gorillionare
DiabloD3
DragonDildoChandelier
Sarcee
justarandomduck
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
https://imgur.com/YzMPZaf
bigdog838
cunninglinguist85
SemenCongealment
That's a bit of a stretch.
Polaristars
NeverEnoughPuppyLove
TheJazzJackrabbit
usernamesaregayboy
One slip and you get the sack
Melanie123
Why aren't more people laughing at that??
KyrosXIII
All the guys are probably too busy cringing at the imagery.
FurToaster
https://media.giphy.com/media/aYJlIq2zXUy9W/giphy.gif
Oldfoundland
How to be too sure mr nurse??
KyrosXIII
I know all the tools, as well as careful examination of the tiny bits and pieces.
GuciGucci
ew ew ew really? so what, dick cast now, stitches?
Oldfoundland
Well ice got to believe you now
RationalViking
how are circumcision still legal? and as a nurse, what is your opinion of them?
KyrosXIII
It's a surgical procedure. If you wanna have it, have it. But I'd rather not force it on unsuspecting babies and kids. SURPRISE DICK CUTTING
thatwillbuffrightout
How long does a room in this condition take to be properly sanitized and used again?
STGxDante
30 minutes here, but that's trauma hospital standards.
ComradeV
An ambulance in this condition must be ready for service within a few minutes of dropping the Pt at the ER
FillsGapsWithRod
20 min
dummpaDay
By the looks, about an hour with 1 person, significantly less with 2.
imsam77
Wondered the same thing
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dijital101
Different pic.
Janusha
Wasnt the same pic
Mithrandir3396
I work in a level 1 trauma center. Depends... If we have another coming in we can turn around in about 5 minutes but if we're slow 1/2
Mithrandir3396
Anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour they do a super good job cleaning it 2/2
JuniperJennifer
I hope I am never treated in your hospital if you clean a room in 5 mins.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
That's only done in extremely busy times, like mass casualty events. At that point, getting patients in fast is more important.
Misfire5150
If the other rooms are full and you got a patient coming in with tension pneumothorax etc, you prioritize getting them in the damn room.
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
Where was the part about collapsed lungs? Do you just like using big words?
Misfire5150
Not really, just wrote the first time sensitive situation I could think of that wasn't just "bleeding out" ya know.
madmatt2024
Then you would rather die waiting for a room? All they do in those rooms is stabilize you so you can be moved, you aren't there too long.
STGxDante
Jokes on you. We stabilize you in the parking lot. Fkn dr.s here wanna be action heroes and love lawsuits I guess.
loony23
Someone who does this kind of job once explained to me the process. It's rough!
thatwillbuffrightout
How rough we talking about?
Mrginger128
That room needs to be sterile, like really sterile. So I imagine it's a total bitch to do right.
jiynxed
Basically clear the room of equipment then hose down with this really bitching disinfectant that kills everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING.
cardboardpig
Including the person doing the cleaning alas.
Account01
Well, they set it on fire, then build a new room completely from scratch in the same place.
Kigliwoth
15 mins and done By the cheapest supplier.
Janusha
Yep. that.
JuniperJennifer
No. You’re wrong and ignorant.
LaysDownAMonster
Chill out. It’s a New Year.
QueenAmy
You don't know this person. They never said it would get done well in 15 minutes. Just that a cheap supplier could do it in 15
Misfire5150
With multiple people assisting, a room can be turned over and very sterile in 15 minutes easy. You sir/ma'am are ignorant.
STGxDante
More than 1 person?! That's not cost effective.
Misfire5150
Depends on situation. It's a feast or famine business. Sometimes we have extra hands. Sometimes we are barely able to stay afloat.
NotHAL
My mom works as cleaner in hospital. It's lousy job, low paying and if you don't do it right, someone will die from infection. 1/2
Kerml
How about the nurses and doctors shoes? They all don't put covers on when rushing into this so what happens after?
fingersb
i make a small mat of bleach wipes and do the stand and shimmy till i can't see any obvious blood, later i'll steam clean them
JuniperJennifer
I worked in a hospital for 13 years. Always thought EVS was underpaid for such an important job.
Misfire5150
At my hospital EVS isn't allowed in the OR. The PST or anesthesia techs turn the room over. More specialized. Higher pay.
TrueNorthernLights
It depends on where you work, I guess. At my hospital, Housekeeping is paid well.
minipancho94
you'd be surprised. especially in the states. they probably get full benefits though at least.
NotHAL
This is at least 30min job if you want to do it properly. When you are done, usually nurse calls to clean up the hallway... Rinse, repeat.
TheFastpaws
Ya.. most jobs that require more then people think pay like shit.
Whwat
the more bosses you have, the less the wage.
fingersb
I love the EVS people that do their job and don't sit in a room for hours watching tv, those people make/break my shift easy and are
fingersb
wayyyy underpayed, i don't think admins know how healthcare really works. tell her i'm thankful, likely many others are aswell
EdwardStarsmith
Study after study shows that cleaning staff are better at following infection control protocols than any other group in the hospital. 1/2
STGxDante
Yes like using the same mop on the floor for the doors....
TrueNorthernLights
Agreed. It's the cleaning staff that keeps a hospital running. Cheers to you guys.
EdwardStarsmith
Doctors are the worst. Hug your mother and tell her she should be proud of her work.
NotHAL
I will. Thanks for kind words!
Storyainthadnomoral
Excellent comment. Seconded
fingersb
Depends, 30min to an hour, we staff up EVs personnel on popular "stupid decision" holidays
MrBGone
Sounds about right. I did OR clean up for a bit. Honestly, loved it.
dummpaDay
Used to 10 step clean ORs as well as being general evs. Thankless, rigorous job, but has made me a great adult in regards to cleanliness.
AndTheHairsOnTheBackOfMeNeckAreTapedDown
Can we get more of these posts? It’s really interesting to see from medical personnel perspective.
fingersb
gets difficult because of HIPPA reasons, and all higher-ups are extremely skittish about pics being taken.
AndTheHairsOnTheBackOfMeNeckAreTapedDown
I figured there would be regulations, still figured I’d ask, it’s interesting!
roguishdrummer
That's better than my hospital. I was the only EVS for our ED all day. Fortunately I went home before the bars closed.
Hemispheres
How many containers of “purple death rags” do you think that room would take?
heatsourceinthekitchen
"Stupid decision holidays" that's my new favorite phrase!
dontrike
I guess this is something I should learn about. I'm trying to get hired for the EVS positions in hospitals.
Sutashi
What do you have to do to get into this?
dontrike
For me I have years of custodial work under my belt, a hospital is a good place to maybe become lead and get better work elsewhere.
derezzonation
Are you guys a trauma 1?
fingersb
Yup, two in our city, had house explosion with decapitation but that went to the other, I assume for pronouncement
madmatt2024
What happened to being pronounced dead at the scene?
MultiTrackDrifting
Only a doctor can pronounce someone. Sometimes, and usually only in rural areas they, do it over radio.
fingersb
http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/name-of-the-man-injured-in-south-omaha-house-explosion/article_13b1d59c-ee87-11e7-b00a-23e25bcc2d36.html
fingersb
correction: leg